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Black Republican

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October for PS4? damn son

MS eye'ing up Japanese devs with moneyhats? not surprised or bothered about. Make good games and i'll buy em. the Platinum JP X1 exclusive sounds weird though, well maybe i can import it since its region free now?

thanks mighty buttocks

oh and and possible kinect less xbox one depending on sales? uh ohs
 
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Doc Evils

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My translation for this:

no live strm for real easons. xbone arcitectu re stil not fuly complet. laterst verson of SDK coupl of weeks ago edropeed d performeance by 15--20% acros teg board. NOW B4 YO^USG ET MAD AT ME XBOTTLES this hapens AL THE TIEM in tconsel dvelopmetn and ist wll evetnaly be fix but nochance for erly oct orelaese or...
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No live stream from Games Con is for real reasons. Xbone architecture is still not complete.

Latest Xbone SDK dropped performance by 15-20%(!) across the board.

Before Xbottles(lol)don't get mad, this happens all the time in development and will eventually be fixed, but no chance for early october release or..
 
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Barack Lesnar

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trutgh fact*#7:Setpember surpsei early.
agpolise ina dvnce. verythign I ssaw over last 24 monts was thats
nocahcnce of kniectlses sku. soldidconetcrete decsionfirm as

beachvoolleyball buttocks,nomatt (er wath othc chagnes have bcon goin on raound her.

.d....weelll baout that

wihsper of kienct optionsal (not inbox--() sku aerly next yr
mar//aprl. Enouhg smoke nowt hat I dint want to watit until Septemr

to say.!t. lauhc number falout wil play_ its patrt.
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Can anyone translate this part? Ty
 
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SteeloDMZ

Banned
Mandoric said:
TL:

#1
No livestream from GDC due to 15-20% performance drops in latest SDK--this is a normal setback for console development, and will be fixed, but not in time for an early October launch...

#2
... Certainly not for all 21 countries. Localization is BS; look at official/spoken languages in countries that did/didn't make it. I was right on yield issues, and this is pushing launch titles, Smartglass, etc. back. (One unified process having its costs?)

#3
PS4 SDKs effectively final, launch in late October.

#4
MS has picked up a Platinum exclusive... And has no plans to release in NA/Europe. Talks with other JP devs are also ongoing, but CBoAT can only guarantee this one.

#5
Bigpark has canceled their MOBA project, shifted entirely to TV focus. Dev talent to Big Tusk or gone completely. Rare on Kinect.

#6
New indie policy not finalized, details post-launch

#7
Early September surprise.
CBoAT backing down on previous claims of Kinectless SKU; new potential for console-only SKU in March-April based on launch performance.
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That's it?

Meh information to be honest. That platinum games xbox one thing doesn't make a iota of sense.
 
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Pie and Beans

Look for me on the local news, I'll be the guy arrested for trying to burn down a Nintendo exec's house.
sigh. Platinum exclusive means can't skip Xbone.

Y u do dis to me Inaba. Y u do dis :(
 
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BatDan

Bane? Get them on board, I'll call it in.
PS4 coming October = HELL YEAH

MS money-hatting Platinum for a game exclusive to Japan = Yeah good luck with that.
 
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WyndhamPrice

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TRANSLATION

Greetings from the land of beer and brautwurst and weird porn! Got here a little while ago and tired so I'm dropping this early. Then bed, then visiting some churches and friends, then work meetings stuff and then I'll see how the gamefloor is later on this week.



TRUTHFACT 1:

No live stream for real reasons. Xbone architecture is still not full complete. The latest version of the SDK from a couple weeks ago dropped performances by 15-20 percent across the board. Now before you get mad at me this happens ALL THE TIME in console development and it will eventually be fixed but there's no chance for an early October release or...

TRUTHFACT 2:

... certainly not for all 21 countries. Localization is absolute one hundred percent BS. TRUTHFACT. The excuses are some that nobody with common sense would consider. Look at the countries dropped. Cross references them against the languages being spoken [in them], official or otherwise in said countries. I said it yielded issues 2 months ago and the chicks have come home to roost. [something something Smartglass] Paying the price now.


TRUTHFACT 3:

Late October launch for PS4. Sony SDKs are ready. You could basically master your final version right now. Today, even!

TRUTHFACT 4:

If you thought people were mad about Bayonetta's sequel going to WiiU you will be someone unhappy about what Microsoft is getting exclusively from Platinum. Other Japanese developers are in play but too, but Kamiya is the only one I can confirm. The game is not for North America or Europe, which makes no sense but whatever.

TRUTHFACT 5:

Big Park(?) killed their game. It was a MOBA. It's dead. The whole studio is now focused on TV stuff. All the bes talent went to Big Tusk(?) or left MS entirely. Rare is still Kinect focused.

TRUTHFACT 6: New indie publishing policy is not set yet and probably won't be until after launch.

TRUTHFACT 7:

September surprise early. I apologize in advance. Everything I saw over last 24 months said there was no chance of a kinectless SKU [to start]. Concrete decision up till now. However,

There are whispers that there will be a kinect optional SKU early next year, probably around March or April. There's enough smoke around this that I didn't want to wait until September to say it! We'll have to wait for launch sales to see for sure.

ASS STORM INCOMING.
 
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nib95

Banned
Mandoric said:
TL:

#1
No livestream from GDC due to yield issues, 15-20% performance drops in latest SDK--this is a normal setback for console development, and will be fixed, but not in time for an early October launch...

#2
... Certainly not for all 21 countries. Localization is BS; look at official/spoken languages in countries that did/didn't make it. I was right on yield issues, and this is pushing launch titles, Smartglass, etc. back. (One unified process having its costs?)

#3
PS4 SDKs effectively final, launch in late October.

#4
MS has picked up a Platinum exclusive... And has no plans to release in NA/Europe. Talks with other JP devs are also ongoing, but CBoAT can only guarantee this one.

#5
Bigpark has canceled their MOBA project, shifted entirely to TV focus. Dev talent to Big Tusk or gone completely. Rare on Kinect.

#6
New indie policy not finalized, details post-launch

#7
Early September surprise.
CBoAT backing down on previous claims of Kinectless SKU; new potential for console-only SKU in March-April based on launch performance.
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Cheers fella!
 
Duxxy3

Duxxy3

Member
No live stream. Xbox architecture not complete. Last SDK dropped performance 15-20%. No chance for october release.

Localization is not the reason for the delay in 8 countries. Yield issues are the real problem.

Late october PS4 launch. SDK is really good.

4 I have no idea.

Bigpark game cancelled, was a moba. Studio now doing to services, some staff went to bigtust. Rare is a kinect studio.

Indie publishing policy not set yet.

No chance for kinetless bundle at launch, maybe next spring.
 
Cbajd5

Cbajd5

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Wait, is the Platinum game one being directed by Kamiya or is he referencing Kamiya since he's a well known name in Platinum?

Because a Platinum exclusive on the X1 probably wouldn't get nearly as many people mad as Bayonetta 2 unless it's another sequel, but Bayonetta was the only game directed by Kamiya while at Platinum that could have a sequel on the X1.
 
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Joni

Member
He said unhappy and Platinum. MGR2 would get us pissed and would be Konami. It is probably something new or a smaller title.
 
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Paganmoon

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jcm said:
Oh, stewardess, I speak jive.

Truth Fact #4
If you thought people were mad about the Bayonetta sequel going to Wii U you will be somewhat unhappy about what MS is moneyhatting with Platinum. Other Japanese developers are in play, too, but Kamiya-town (Platinum) is the only one I am certain of. The game is not for North America or Europe, by the way, which makes no sense, but whatever.
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You made me spill my drink, damn you!

Thanks nonetheless :)
 
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Ushae

Banned
All these megatons holy shit.

Here's what I got

- Platinum are developing for X1
- X1 architecture still incomplete wont be ready in september
- PS4 SDK is ready, looking at late october launch?
- Rare is still Kinect focussed, not developing anything else as far as CBOAT knows.

Anyone got anything else?
 
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ThoughtsOfSpeaking

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based god buttocks said:
truthfact1+
No live xbox stream for a real reason. The Xbox one architecture is not complete. The latest version of the SDK dropped performance 15-20% across the board. Now before you get mad at me, this happens all the time in console development and will eventually be fixed but there is now chance of an an early October release.
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artist

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TRANSLATION:
  • No Live streaming for Xbone, architectural reasons (not fully complete).
  • Latest SDK version (from couple of weeks ago) dropped performance by 15-20% across the board, dont get mad, happens all the time in console dev cycle and eventually will be fixed. No chance of early October release for the Xbone.
  • Certainly not for all 21 countries, localization excuse is complete BS. (look at the list of countries that got delayed and their local languages)
  • Late October launch for PS4. PS4 SDK is read and is basically master2 final (released today).
  • FYI, though people are mad about Bayoneta going sequel, you'll be somewhat unhappy about whatMS is moneyhatting with Platinim(?), other japanese devs in play but Kamiya (?) is only 1 I'm solid on. Game not for Europe.
  • Big park nuked game, it was a bomba(?), dead now. A whole studio focussed on TV services only. All the best talent went to Bigtusk or left MS entirely. Rare still kinect focussed, no matter what else you've head.
  • New indide publishing policy not set yet for Xbone, post launch.
  • September surpise is early. Apologise in advance, everything I saw over last 24 months was that there is no chance of a kinect-less SKU. Whisper of Kinect optional SKU early next year (March/April), enough smoke now that I dont want to wait until September.
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Correct me if I missed or made a mistake.
 
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nib95

Banned
WyndhamPrice said:
TRANSLATION

Greetings from the land of beer and brautwurst and weird porn! Got here a little while ago and tired so I'm dropping this early. Then bed, then visiting some churches and friends, then work meetings stuff and then I'll see how the gamefloor is later on this week.



TRUTHFACT 1:

No live stream for real reasons. Xbone architecture is still not full complete. The latest version of the SDK from a couple weeks ago dropped performances by 15-20 percent across the board. Now before you get mad at me this happens ALL THE TIME in console development and it will eventually be fixed but there's no chance for an early October release or...

TRUTHFACT 2:

... certainly not for all 21 countries. Localization is absolute one hundred percent BS. TRUTHFACT. The excuses are some that nobody with common sense would consider. Look at the countries dropped. Cross references them against the languages being spoken [in them], official or otherwise in said countries. I said it yielded issues 2 months ago and the chicks have come home to roost. [something something Smartglass] Paying the price now.


TRUTHFACT 3:

Late October launch for PS4. Sony SDKs are ready. You could basically master your final version right now. Today, even!

TRUTHFACT 4:

If you thought people were mad about Bayonetta's sequel going to WiiU you will be someone unhappy about what Microsoft is getting exclusively from Platinum. Other Japanese developers are in play but too, but Kamiya is the only one I can confirm. The game is not for North America or Europe, which makes no sense but whatever.

TRUTHFACT 5:

Big Park(?) killed their game. It was a MOBA. It's dead. The whole studio is now focused on TV stuff. All the bes talent went to Big Tusk(?) or left MS entirely. Rare is still Kinect focused.

TRUTHFACT 6: New indie publishing policy is not set yet and probably won't be until after launch.

TRUTHFACT 7:

September surprise early. I apologize in advance. Everything I saw over last 24 months said there was no chance of a kinectless SKU [to start]. Concrete decision up till now. However,

There are whispers that there will be a kinect optional SKU early next year, probably around March or April. There's enough smoke around this that I didn't want to wait until September to say it! We'll have to wait for launch sales to see for sure.

ASS STORM INCOMING.
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Even better translation!
 
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shungokusatsu

Member
Heavy said:
Can anyone translate this part? Ty
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My planned September surprise early - sorry in advance, everything I saw over the last 24 month is that there's no chance if a SKU without Kinect. Solid concrete confirm.

Something about DoA volleyball?

Whispers of kinectless SKU early next year, but only if launch sales are bad.
 
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Satchel

Banned
I think I got:

- PS4 in October
- Potential Kinectless SKU next year
- MS Platinum moneyhat for Bayonetta 2
- Yield and SDK issues causing more problems for the One, maybe launching in even less countries?
- Big Park MOBA cancelled

That's all I think I could get.
 
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Frodo

Member
crazy buttocks on a train said:
truthfacte+4
fy yoi thgouhte poelw er mad about abyoneta going sequeleggy to WeeeeYEWW youl be soemwaht nuhapy babout waht MS i money hateing w/Platfinim/. other jpnj dvs inplay to but KMAIYATown IS ONLY o1 I am solid onon. game NOT for nortamser uior Euroep, btway which maek sno nsense byt hwathever.
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If you _________(?) about Bayonetta's sequel going to Wii U you will be somewhat unhappy about what MS is money-hatting with Platinum. Other Japanese developers in play too. But Platinum (Kamiya) is the only one I (have) solid (information) on. The game is NOT for North America or Europe, by the way. Makes no sense, but whatever...

That is what I took from it. lol

Edit: Beaten to a pulp.
 
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Law Abiding Stranger

Banned
Most important points.

1)PS4 launching in October and in more countries, Sony upped Microsoft.

2)Platinum moneyhat exclusive ONLY FOR JAPAN.

3)Microsoft considering Kinectless SKU for next year but still uncertain.
 
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Moral Panic

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Heavy said:
Can anyone translate this part? Ty
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trutgh fact*#7:Setpember surpsei early.
agpolise ina dvnce. verythign I ssaw over last 24 monts was thats
nocahcnce of kniectlses sku. soldidconetcrete decsionfirm as

beachvoolleyball buttocks,nomatt (er wath othc chagnes have bcon goin on raound her.

.d....weelll baout that

wihsper of kienct optionsal (not inbox--() sku aerly next yr
mar//aprl. Enouhg smoke nowt hat I dint want to watit until Septemr

to say.!t. lauhc number falout wil play_ its patrt.
Click to expand...

September surprise early
Apologise in advance. Everything I saw over the last 24 months was that there was no chance of of a Kinectless SKU, despite all the other changes going on. However there are now whispers of a kinect optional sku for mar/apr next year. Enough smoke around this rumour to say it now and not wait till September. This is can be traced back to low launch numbers.
 
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