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Takamura-San

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Raticus79 said:
It's not about the content, it's about the style.

Given an email database and a sample of text, it's possible to rank people as possible authors based on similarities in writing style.

It's not about preventing the leak from being detected, it's about preventing it from being associated to an individual, who would then be fired/sued/whatever.
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I like to believe that he writes like he posts here, but they are so afraid of him that Microsofts management choose to endure it.
 
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cchum

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Mannny said:
The other week he answered a question about dead rising 3 being an Xbox one exclusive. He said the game was bought with "our money" implying he works for them. At least that's how I read it.
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There's also a post or two using Microsoft and "they". This man/woman has a particular set of skills....
 
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Can Crusher

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Cboat is Gies.

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Arkos

Arkos

Nose how to spell and rede to
henhowc said:
Someone posted this comic the last time we were joking it about being a janitor.

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replace with butts
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Bahaha a real life modern will hunting. Mixed with the arby n the chief's chief and Julian assange. Plus Cliffy b
 
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Broken Joystick

At least you can talk. Who are you?
Don't try and figure out what CBOAT is, it'll spell the end of everything. Better off leaving them be. Just accept what CBOAT is and move on :p
 
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NullPointer

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Broken Joystick said:
Don't try and figure out what CBOAT is, it'll spell the end of everything. Better off leaving them be. Just accept what he is and move on :p
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One cannot look upon the face of CBOAT and live.

He can only be depicted in two dimensional iconography wearing a donkey's mask and seated in a hype-chariot, head facing east in profile.
 
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Brofield

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ctkayedisto said:
"...and CBOAT went to the crowd, and approached them. And the crowd sang praises unto Him, and those with the most posts sang the loudest.

'Hail CBOAT! King of truthfacts!'

And CBOAT walked through the crowd, and spoke not to the members, but came to a junior sitting in the rafters. And He said unto the junior,

'u r cumC truthfact$?'

And the junior, being afraid, nodded. But CBOAT comforted him, and lay his hands upon him, saying,

'truthfact u r all shudb eliek t1hs jr. He r lis$n, nd teh le3ks hll b his.'

And the members bowed, and knew the truth of His words."

GAF 2:5
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Book of Revelations ctkayedisto

EviLore bless you, sir.
 
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Zatoichi's Cane

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NullPointer said:
One cannot look upon the face of CBOAT and live.

He can only be depicted in two dimensional iconography wearing a donkey's mask and seated in a hype-chariot, head facing east in profile.
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God damn it, you blew my mind. It's like the first time I tried to contemplate the vastness of the universe.
 
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Night Hunter

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CBOAT ist just Ballmer when he is completely wasted. Thus the fucked up writing. Just think about it. When people are drunk they think of really stupid shit to do and can't write for shit.
 
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AstroNut325

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Night Hunter said:
CBOAT ist just Ballmer when he is completely wasted. Thus the fucked up writing. Just think about it. When people are drunk they think of really stupid shit to do and can't write for shit.
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Hm... OP is timestamped at 11:47AM on a Sunday. That is a typically hangover wake up time! Yes... I think we're onto something here!
 
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seattle6418

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People should stop trying to figure out who he/she/it is, because i wanto to keep reading his posts.

Can´t wait for more news, when i read ass storm i got the impression that a lot of bad news would come out of gamescom, and i´m afraid to think what it could be.
 
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Lumyst

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seattle6418 said:
People should stop trying to figure out who he/she/it is, because i wanto to keep reading his posts.

Can´t wait for more news, when i read ass storm i got the impression that a lot of bad news would come out of gamescom, and i´m afraid to think what it could be.
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I see "a storm is coming" as being Microsoft having to "do what it takes" to overcome the setbacks and the fallout from lower launch numbers compared to PS4. And with their cash, I expect Microsoft to be well equipped to do what it takes.
 
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Latvian Hitman

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Lumyst said:
I see "a storm is coming" as being Microsoft having to "do what it takes" to overcome the setbacks and the fallout from lower launch numbers compared to PS4. And with their cash, I expect Microsoft to be well equipped to do what it takes.
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No amount of cash can overcome incompetent management and leadership. They need to figure out what they want this console to be and who they want to buy it. Right now, they're lined up to get some sales from their hardcore fans, and that's about it.
 
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Lumyst

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Latvian Hitman said:
No amount of cash can overcome incompetent management and leadership. They need to figure out what they want this console to be and who they want to buy it. Right now, they're lined up to get some sales from their hardcore fans, and that's about it.
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I should clarify, I believe they will "try very hard" to do what it takes, but there is no guarantee that it will work. But they will try, and it will be interesting to watch them try.
 
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