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Finalizer

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harSon said:
Why would the XB1's SDK being incomplete stop them from having a live stream? That makes zero sense...
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They probably wanted to do live gameplay originally, but with a performance decrease with the latest SDK, they couldn't pull it off, so it would've either been repeat all the CG vids from E3, or nothing at all.

Phire Phox said:
It thought Cboat was a MS insider? How would he know about a PS4 release date?
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You think MS doesn't keep their own internal tabs on Sony? They both likely have info on eachother that's still not privy to the public.
 
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Uno Venova

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Kinect-less SKU is only good news, developer incentive is a moot point when no devs were interested when it was mandatory and packed in.

Late October release is awesome as well.
 
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Satchel

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If MS aren't going to scrap this console and start again, then that Kinectless SKU needs to be available at launch for $299 or Sony and Nintendo will eat them alive this Christmas.
 
Cbajd5

Cbajd5

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alr1ght said:
Fallout moneyhatting now?
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No, it's about sales results will make the decision for them. If sales fall sharply after launch (or aren't even good in the first place) it will happen. If they're good and steady without it it probably won't.
 
Beelzebubs

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crazy buttocks on a train said:
Grelteetinglz fro the land of ber a&d breaituwirst nd werid porn! gt here a lti whilea ago and tire so dropn this early. then bedthen vist some chruchs nfrienads anrehinpark & workmeetings stguf and then

see how the lgameflor is latr onthis week.

truthfact1+
no live strm for real easons. xbone arcitectu re stil not fuly complet. laterst verson of SDK coupl of weeks ago edropeed d performeance by 15--20% acros teg board. NOW B4 YO^USG ET MAD AT ME XBOTTLES this hapens AL THE TIEM in tconsel dvelopmetn and ist wll evetnaly be fix but nochance for erly oct orelaese or...

truthfac2+
..cetain ly notfor al 21 countries. laco zation is abstlut one hguenrd percnt BS. peridd. TRUTHFACT. excuswe nobvdy with comn senes would considre. lok at coutriews droped. Crosf referce against langaues spoken, ofical and otherwi#sE int saidoe coutnreis. Isaidid yieild tissueses 2 mos ago and the chiks navhe come homet t0 oro0ost. Nnknock ons for lauch tittle, l Ssmartlgasls, etc. Instad of 180s 1coherent vision. Pay|n pric enow.

trythfact3+
late oct laucnh for ps4.SONY SDKis rede ,ucan basicaly master2 final rigt now.Today.

truthfacte+4
fy yoi thgouhte poelw er mad about abyoneta going sequeleggy to WeeeeYEWW youl be soemwaht nuhapy babout waht MS i money hateing w/Platfinim/. other jpnj dvs inplay to but KMAIYATown IS ONLY o1 I am solid onon. game NOT for nortamser uior Euroep, btway which maek sno nsense byt hwathever.

truthsfact$5
bigpark nukd game. twas moba. deadaedead now. awholel studio focusi on TVstuf servcis! al best tale|ntwen to bigtusk or leftSM etnirly./ rarare stil kniect focused, no ater what welse youve herd.

truthfact6
New inde publsih pocliy not set yet. Postlaunch

trutgh fact*#7:Setpember surpsei early.
agpolise ina dvnce. verythign I ssaw over last 24 monts was thats
nocahcnce of kniectlses sku. soldidconetcrete decsionfirm as

beachvoolleyball buttocks,nomatt (er wath othc chagnes have bcon goin on raound her.

.d....weelll baout that

wihsper of kienct optionsal (not inbox--() sku aerly next yr
mar//aprl. Enouhg smoke nowt hat I dint want to watit until Septemr

to say.!t. lauhc number falout wil play_ its patrt.

ass stornm is coming.
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I'll attempt a translation:

Greetings from the land of beer, bratwurst and weird porn. Got here a little while ago and am tired so dropping this stuff early, then bed. Afterwards I'll visit some churches, some friends are in the park as well. Then some work meetings and will see how the Gamescom floor is later this week.

Truthfact 1:
No live stream for real reasons. Xbox One architecture is still not fully complete. The latest version of the SDK from a couple of weeks ago dropped preformance by 15 - 20% across the board. Now before you get mad at me X-Bots, this happens all the time in console development and it will eventually be fixed but there's no chance for an early October release. Or......

Truthfact 2:
..certainly not for all 21 countries. Localization is absolutely one hundred percent BS. Period. Truthfact! There are excuses nobody with any common sense would consider, look at the countries dropped. Cross reference that against languages spoken (official and otherwise).

I said yield issues 2 months ago and the chicks have come home to roost. There are knock on effects for launch titles, smartglass, etc. Instead of 180's they have 1 coherent vision and are now paying the price for that new direction.

Truthfact 3:
Late October launch for PS4. Sony SDK is ready and you can basically go gold with games now.

Truthfact 4:
For those people who were mad about Bayonetta 2 being WiiU exclusive you will be somewhat unhappy about what Microsoft are doing. They have moneyhatted Platinum Games. Other Japanese developers are in play but Kamiya is the only one I am solid on. These games won't be for North America or even Europe which makes no sense but whatever.

Truthfact 5:
Big Parks cancelled game was a MOBA. It's dead now and the whole studio is focused on TV services. All of the best talent went to Black Tusk (again, unsure on dev) or left MS entirely. Rare is still Kinect focused, no matter what you've heard.

Truthfact 6:
New Indie publishing policy is not set yet. It will be done post-launch.

Truthfact 7: September surprise early!
Apologies in advance, everything I saw over the last 24 months was that there's no chance of a Kinectless SKU. This is concrete.

Whispers of optional Kinect (not in box) SKU early next year, March/April. Enough smoke from this fire that I didn't want to wait til September to share. Launch number fallout will play a large role in this.

Shitstorm imminent!
 
LiquidMetal14

LiquidMetal14

hide your water-based mammals
The sad part is that if MSFT didn't have money, they'd be in a worse position but they know how to spend in order to succeed.
 
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Deleted member 231381

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My thanks to all the translators. I wish I spoke buttocks.
 
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L Thammy

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Actually, if they're moneyhatting Japanese developers for Japan only games, that can only mean that they still want to break into the Japanese market... I don't know if that's bold or just stupid.

JordanLMiller said:
Platinum better not become the next mistwalker or I'll cry.
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Bayonetta 3 exclusive to iOS!
 
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dragonelite

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Dang Cboat has spoken.
I was planning a road trip to germany for an X1 now im reconsidering and wait till kinectless sku.

Upgrading GPU instead.
 
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Barack Lesnar

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off-topic but anyone else getting this from MMaRsu post? strange lol

AOwnveY.jpg
 
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TheRealTalker

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so where getting a Lost Odyssey/Blue Dragon scenario again with the xbox one... but this time with Platinum and other devs... wonder what it is
 
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Theorymon

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So, the Xbox One is region free, correct? If so... I guess I'm going to have to get an Xbox One and import whatever Platinum is making now. Sorta lame that it's Japan only, but I love Platinum Games too much!
 
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I H8 Memes

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artist said:
TRANSLATION:

Correct me if I missed or made a mistake.
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Oh Stewardess! I speak cboat!


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No Live streaming for Xbone, architectural reasons (not fully complete).
Latest SDK version (from couple of weeks ago) dropped performance by 15-20% across the board, dont get mad, happens all the time in console dev cycle and eventually will be fixed. No chance of early October release for the Xbone.
Certainly not for all 21 countries, localization excuse is complete BS. (look at the list of countries that got delayed and their local languages). IT's the yield issues. The chickens have come home to roost.[/b]
Late October launch for PS4. PS4 SDK is read and is basically master2 final (released today).
FYI, though people are mad about Bayoneta going sequel, you'll be somewhat unhappy about whatMS is moneyhatting with Platinim(?), other japanese devs in play but Kamaiya town (?) is only 1 I'm solid on. Game not for NORTH AMERICA or Europe.
Big park nuked game, it was a MOBA, dead now. A whole studio focussed on TV services only. All the best talent went to Bigtusk or left MS entirely. Rare still kinect focussed, no matter what else you've head.
New indide publishing policy not set yet for Xbone, post launch.
September surprise is early. Apologise in advance, everything I saw over last 24 months was that there is no chance of a kinect-less SKU. Solid concrete decision.

Well about that ...

Whisper of Kinect optional SKU early next year (March/April), enough smoke now that I dont want to wait until September.
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Facism

Facism

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it's like the management of platinum try to do everything in their power to limit the access and appeal of their games.
 
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Kouriozan

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A platinum exclusive might be the only reason I'd buy a Xbox One. If it's exclusive to be released only in Japan it'd be disappointing >.<
 
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Nirolak

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Heavy said:
off-topic but anyone else getting this from MMaRsu post? strange lol

AOwnveY.jpg
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to say.!t. lauhc number falout wil play_ its patrt. <- This says fallout from slow launch numbers could lead to a Kinectless SKU, not that Fallout 4 is Xbox One exclusive.
 
cyberheater

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WyndhamPrice said:
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Greetings from the land of beer and brautwurst and weird porn! Got here a little while ago and tired so I'm dropping this early. Then bed, then visiting some churches and friends, then work meetings stuff and then I'll see how the gamefloor is later on this week.



TRUTHFACT 1:

No live stream for real reasons. Xbone architecture is still not full complete. The latest version of the SDK from a couple weeks ago dropped performances by 15-20 percent across the board. Now before you get mad at me this happens ALL THE TIME in console development and it will eventually be fixed but there's no chance for an early October release or...

TRUTHFACT 2:

... certainly not for all 21 countries. Localization is absolute one hundred percent BS. TRUTHFACT. The excuses are some that nobody with common sense would consider. Look at the countries dropped. Cross references them against the languages being spoken [in them], official or otherwise in said countries. I said it yielded issues 2 months ago and the chicks have come home to roost. [something something Smartglass] Paying the price now.


TRUTHFACT 3:

Late October launch for PS4. Sony SDKs are ready. You could basically master your final version right now. Today, even!

TRUTHFACT 4:

If you thought people were mad about Bayonetta's sequel going to WiiU you will be someone unhappy about what Microsoft is getting exclusively from Platinum. Other Japanese developers are in play but too, but Kamiya is the only one I can confirm. The game is not for North America or Europe, which makes no sense but whatever.

TRUTHFACT 5:

Big Park(?) killed their game. It was a MOBA. It's dead. The whole studio is now focused on TV stuff. All the bes talent went to Big Tusk(?) or left MS entirely. Rare is still Kinect focused.

TRUTHFACT 6: New indie publishing policy is not set yet and probably won't be until after launch.

TRUTHFACT 7:

September surprise early. I apologize in advance. Everything I saw over last 24 months said there was no chance of a kinectless SKU [to start]. Concrete decision up till now. However,

There are whispers that there will be a kinect optional SKU early next year, probably around March or April. There's enough smoke around this that I didn't want to wait until September to say it! We'll have to wait for launch sales to see for sure.

ASS STORM INCOMING.
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Comparing this to the original text. This looks pretty good. Thanks for the translation.
 
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Sulik2

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Wow early launch for PS4 is happening. XB1 is sounding like it has been a pure disaster from a management standpoint during development. If they really do a kinectless sku in the spring someone is really messed up inside Microsoft. I wonder what they are moneyhatting from Platinum. Only thing I can think of that would big news would be Revengeanece 2.
 
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Frodo

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Finalizer said:
Probably a peak into dat corporate espionage.

But just to repeat... My god, if a Kinect-less SKU shows up that early next year, then that'd just confirm Kinect 2 for deadweight. The shitstorm would be amazing, only on-par with the dropped DRM, and unlike that, there'd be equal parts elation and frustration. Can you imagine how all those dead-set on Kinect inclusion would react?

ERMAHGAWD
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THAT has the potential to really ruin the brand. If they are going Kinect less they better go from the start. Making people pay for it and then dropping it AND the price down would make people set fire to their X180.
 
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Syntax

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Terra said:
This is a homerun for Sony happening right now.
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Looks as though Sony have really learned from their previous launches. Combine that with what appears to be a scrambling and bumbling Microsoft and I think Sony's off to a great start this generation.

Also: Holy Crap! Actual word of a Kinect-less SKU early next year (depending on this year's performance). Though part of me hopes Microsoft sticks to their guns simply so I can watch them sweat a little bit more.
 
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nib95

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Beelzebubs said:
I'll attempt a translation:

Greetings from the land of beer, bratwurst and weird porn. Got here a little while ago and am tired so dropping this stuff early, then bed. Afterwards I'll visit some churches, some friends are in the park as well. Then some work meetings and will see how the Gamescon floor is later this week.

Truthfact 1:
No live stream for real reasons. Xbox One architecture is still not fully complete. The latest version of the SDK from a couple of weeks ago dropped preformance by 15 - 20% across the board. Now before you get mad at me X-Bots, this happens all the time in console development and it will eventually be fixed but there's no chance for an early October release. Or......

Truthfact 2:
..certainly not for all 21 countries. Localization is absolutely one hundred percent BS. Period. Truthfact! There are excuses nobody with any common sense would consider, look at the countries dropped. Cross reference that against languages spoken (official and otherwise).

I said yield issues 2 months ago and the chicks have come home to roost. There are knock on effects for launch titles, smartglass, etc. Instead of 180's they have 1 coherent vision and are now paying the price for that new direction.

Truthfact 3:
Late October launch for PS4. Sony SDK is ready and you can basically go gold with games now.

Truthfact 4:
For those people who were mad about Bayonetta 2 being WiiU exclusive you will be somewhat unhappy about what Microsoft are doing. They have moneyhatted Platinum Games. Other Japanese developers are in play but Kamiya is the only one I am solid on. These games won't be for North America or even Europe which makes no sense but whatever.

Truthfact 5:
Big Parks (no clue on this dev need help on that) cancelled game was a MOBA. It's dead now and the whole studio is focused on TV services. All of the best talent went to Big Tusk (again, unsure on dev) or left MS entirely. Rare is still Kinect focused, no matter what you've heard.

Truthfact 6:
New Indie publishing policy is not set yet. It will be done post-launch.

Truthfact 7: September surprise early!
Apologies in advance, everything I saw over the last 24 months was that there's no chance of a Kinectless SKU. This is concrete.

Whispers of optional Kinect (not in box) SKU early next year, March/April. Enough smoke from this fire that I didn't want to wait til September to share. Launch number fallout will play a large role in this.

Shitstorm imminent!
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Another good translation.
 
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