Spike Spiegel
Member
First, heres my Black Friday tale
(Times are approximate)
05:00am Alarm clock goes off. Groggily reach over and turn it off, then go back to sleep.
05:01am Remember what day it is. Crawl out of bed to let dog out, then get ready.
05:30am Shaved, showered, brushed, clothed, ready. Stop to eat breakfast and watch news; vandals glued locks shut on dozens of local retailers overnight.
05:50am In car, and on my way to comic book shop for 7am sale. Will shop there first, then head to Best Buy to watch screaming masses and maybe pick up a deal or two.
06:20am Arrive at comic book shop 40 minutes early. Only car in entire lot. Get out of car, check sign on door to confirm sale is still on. Get back in car, eat banana brought from home, then wait.
06:50am Owner opens doors 10 minutes early, motions for myself and ~5 others to come in. Head immediately for the back wall, lined with TPBs priced at 50% off. Move from left to right, scanning shelves and picking out top priorities, then repeat process to pick up other interesting books. Ignore everything else.
07:15am Standing in line at checkout counter, holding heavy stack of TPBs in my arms. Mostly DC, a handful of Marvel and independents; only one manga. Owner smiles her sweet, motherly smile and applauds my purchases as she rings them up. Total cost: $130. Ouch.
07:18am Sitting in my car, doing the math in my head. Went slightly overboard at the comic shop, leaving little left in my budget for a trip to Best Buy. Should probably quit now and go home. Decide to head to Best Buy anyway, just to see whats on sale.
07:30am Arrive at Best Buy. Not a single parking space to be found; people parking at nearby businesses and mall then walking to store. Decide nows not the best time to visit Best Buy, will return later. Time to uh, kill time.
07:32am Remember that other comic book shop in city, near Best Buy, is having their first Black Friday sale ever. Against better judgment, decide to drive there and see whats on sale.
07:38am Walk into store, greeted by owner and clerk. Am only customer in entire store, and feel bad for them immediately. Learn that store opened at 6am; initial rush of customers died down to trickle since then. Feel slightly better but not much. Begin looking around.
07:45am Oh, look all back-issue, boxed comics only $0.50 each.
12:40pm Stack of 200+ comics sits before me. Mostly crap from the late 80s and early/mid- 90s, some more recent, some older. Begin sorting through pile to pick out the ones I really want. The following conversation takes place between myself and clerk:
01:00pm Drive home to gorge on remainder of Thanksgiving leftovers and begin sorting comics.
Anyway
Diamonds Shipping List for December 1, 2004
OCT040272 SUPERMAN BATMAN #15 (RES) $2.95
OCT041552 HUNTER KILLER #0 $0.25
SEP042883 BATTLE ROYALE VOL 10 GN (MR) $9.99
SEP042884 BATTLE VIXENS VOL 5 GN (MR) $9.99
SEP043014 VAGABOND VOL 17 TP $9.95
$250 spent on comics in a single week
*hangs self*
(Times are approximate)
05:00am Alarm clock goes off. Groggily reach over and turn it off, then go back to sleep.
05:01am Remember what day it is. Crawl out of bed to let dog out, then get ready.
05:30am Shaved, showered, brushed, clothed, ready. Stop to eat breakfast and watch news; vandals glued locks shut on dozens of local retailers overnight.
05:50am In car, and on my way to comic book shop for 7am sale. Will shop there first, then head to Best Buy to watch screaming masses and maybe pick up a deal or two.
06:20am Arrive at comic book shop 40 minutes early. Only car in entire lot. Get out of car, check sign on door to confirm sale is still on. Get back in car, eat banana brought from home, then wait.
06:50am Owner opens doors 10 minutes early, motions for myself and ~5 others to come in. Head immediately for the back wall, lined with TPBs priced at 50% off. Move from left to right, scanning shelves and picking out top priorities, then repeat process to pick up other interesting books. Ignore everything else.
07:15am Standing in line at checkout counter, holding heavy stack of TPBs in my arms. Mostly DC, a handful of Marvel and independents; only one manga. Owner smiles her sweet, motherly smile and applauds my purchases as she rings them up. Total cost: $130. Ouch.
07:18am Sitting in my car, doing the math in my head. Went slightly overboard at the comic shop, leaving little left in my budget for a trip to Best Buy. Should probably quit now and go home. Decide to head to Best Buy anyway, just to see whats on sale.
07:30am Arrive at Best Buy. Not a single parking space to be found; people parking at nearby businesses and mall then walking to store. Decide nows not the best time to visit Best Buy, will return later. Time to uh, kill time.
07:32am Remember that other comic book shop in city, near Best Buy, is having their first Black Friday sale ever. Against better judgment, decide to drive there and see whats on sale.
07:38am Walk into store, greeted by owner and clerk. Am only customer in entire store, and feel bad for them immediately. Learn that store opened at 6am; initial rush of customers died down to trickle since then. Feel slightly better but not much. Begin looking around.
07:45am Oh, look all back-issue, boxed comics only $0.50 each.
12:40pm Stack of 200+ comics sits before me. Mostly crap from the late 80s and early/mid- 90s, some more recent, some older. Begin sorting through pile to pick out the ones I really want. The following conversation takes place between myself and clerk:
12:50pm Sitting in my car, forehead resting on the steering wheel. Trunk now contains one long box with 200+ comics, and a few more TPBs. Total cost: $75. Counting purchases from CBS #1, not only over budget by $50, but now have to skip going to Best Buy completely.CLERK: What are you doin?
ME: Uh just sorting through these.
CLERK: What for?
ME: Well, therere a lot of comics here. Im not going to buy ALL of them, I cant afford it.
CLERK: Why not?
ME: Come on, theres over 200 comics sitting here. You can expect me to-
CLERK: Fifty bucks.
ME: What?
CLERK: Fifty bucks and you can have them all. Ill even give you a box.
ME:
CLERK: Well?
ME: Fifty bucks, huh? *sigh* All right.
01:00pm Drive home to gorge on remainder of Thanksgiving leftovers and begin sorting comics.
Anyway
Diamonds Shipping List for December 1, 2004
OCT040272 SUPERMAN BATMAN #15 (RES) $2.95
OCT041552 HUNTER KILLER #0 $0.25
SEP042883 BATTLE ROYALE VOL 10 GN (MR) $9.99
SEP042884 BATTLE VIXENS VOL 5 GN (MR) $9.99
SEP043014 VAGABOND VOL 17 TP $9.95
$250 spent on comics in a single week
*hangs self*