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[Lonely1]

Haiti is dominating!

 

[OctoMan]

Haiti looks legit impressive. Had no idea they were a player on the north American stage now. Did they get a new crop of talent?

 

[Spider from Mars]

The USMNT is painful to watch. They are so shitty.
Jozy is the laziest striker of all time

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Bacon's drunk
Jozy's soul is still in Sunderland

Great

 

[Mory Dunz]

Effin Zusi.

And what's with all the dumb chip passes? Pointless


What was that counter?
We look soo slow.

 

[8BitsAtATime]

We look like trash...maybe after 20 mins we can start putting work in

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

We're so dire.

 

[Mory Dunz]

No one is closing down.


Altidore can't hold the ball.


Dumb European friendlies raised my expectations too much lol

 

[Spider from Mars]

300,000,000+ million people and the lax rules for foreign players in the national team and this is the best squad we can put together.

Getting bodied by Haiti.

 

[Osorio]

Haiti lookin NICE

 

[Lonely1]

Dam, Haiti missed again. Gotta finish those.

 

[B-Dubs]

Why are we not playing Beckerman behind Bradley?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Is it time to get legitimately afraid that the US won't even get out of their group in the fucking Gold Cup?

 

[CMojicaAce]

The Haitians have speed!

 

[Mesousa]

Beat Germany in Germany
Get dominated by Haiti in America.


The USMNT never changes lmao.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Effin Johannsson.


Our forwards are worthless. Put in Rubin. No, really. Find him and put him in.


Garza, he was looking to go left the entire time. The whole time.
Why did you let him go left and hit a pretty much open shot?

I can't

 

[ActStriker]

Honduran crowd rootin for the US too

 

[B-Dubs]

Is it time to get legitimately afraid that the US won't even get out of their group in the fucking Gold Cup?

Unless Haiti learns how to aim lower than the sun, no not really.

 

[8BitsAtATime]

Is this the U.S's first match ever

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Unless Haiti learns how to aim lower than the sun, no not really.

I'm mostly joking.

They'll still win this match.

Probably

 

[Mory Dunz]

Glad Dempsey's shot got blocked.

It was going into the second row.

goodness....

 

[Mesousa]

America crying out for Adu

Spoiler

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Deuce would have had Mix in on goal had he played him in.

But nah

 

[Mory Dunz]

I almost don't want to score on set pieces.
In fact, I don't.

I want good open play goals that require passing and ball movement.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Is this what watching MLS feels like?

 

[B-Dubs]

Is this what watching MLS feels like?

MLS isn't nearly as infuriating.

 

[Mory Dunz]

That stab

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

Nazon is killing it

 

[Mory Dunz]

Haiti has a line of 4 right at halffield. And they can't figure out how to get past it.

People need to move. Don't just play it to the wing and clear it to nobody.

Play it quickly and get the ball to the CMs on the ground. Make triangles.


so annoying

 

[Hasphat'sAnts]

the ball just dies when it hits the turf. Such a mickey mouse operation.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Haiti has a line of 4 right at halffield. And they can't figure out how to get past it.

People need to move. Don't just play it to the wing and clear it to nobody.

Play it quickly and get the ball to the CMs on the ground. Make triangles.


so annoying

Long passes and turnovers are the tactic. Luring them into a false sense of security.

 

[Mory Dunz]

Mixx!

He looks like an accident waiting to happen right now.

Caught on the ball like 4 times.

 

[Mesousa]

Ref's showing favoritism with the cards....

 

[8BitsAtATime]

Lol why would you press your luck after that first foul

 

[Mory Dunz]

Why didn't Altidore shoot?


effin...I can't. You're a forward. Shoot

EDIT:
wait was he off?

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Pre-Sunderland Jozy would have shot that ball.

That wretched place stole the kid's heart

 

[Mory Dunz]

What kind of clearance Ream?


Bring Besler back.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Jozy not using his left foot
Best striker in the world

 

[uncredited male]

Altidore could never finish a single lap in Nascar.

 

[~Devil Trigger~]

HAiti needs to score now before the US start subbing the good players in

 

[Mory Dunz]

Good turn Johannsson,


Gonzalez and Ream aren't winning jack in areial battles

Jozy not using his left foot
Best striker in the world

He has a good left foot too. At least when it comes to shooting. Which makes it more annoying.

 

[Nemesis121]

That build up for nothing

 

[Mesousa]

Pre-Sunderland Jozy would have shot that ball.

That wretched place stole the kid's heart

Jozy never had heart.

I remember him diving to get Ayew suspended in south Africa. Worst player in the squad by far, although Jóhannsson is trying his best to match him.

 

[ShaggsMagoo]

Damn Aron, that was nice. Michael that was most definitely not.

 

[Crabernacle]

Bradly with a...shot?

 

[Mory Dunz]

Effin Dempsey. They're too fast. Don't play that through ball so far. Get it to his feet. Dumb.

HAiti needs to score now before the US start subbing the good players in

Bedoya, Yedlin, Johnson

Let this be our three subs.
At halftime please.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Congrats on the Gold Cup, Mexico-Gaf!

 

[Mory Dunz]

Why can't we pass it on the ground past their line of 4. It's infuriating.


EDIT:
yay we finally did it. Nice flick Dempsey.

Do it agian.

 

[8BitsAtATime]

Lol nice dive

 

[Nemesis121]

Dive

Fox didn't catch that in time:Fuck you you PoS