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[dem]

I'll start


I got this friend, lets call him Peter. Peter likes to drink a lot. Infact me and my friends are fairly sure Peter is an alcoholic. Alcoholism kinda runs through his family. Peter says everyweekend how hes going to stop drinking, "this is his last night", ect. Well awhile ago he actually stopped. The guy was even going to bars/clubs/whatever and he didnt have a drink. He had an iron will! Then came the problem, Peter isnt near as fun when he aint drinking. Infact, hes pretty damned boring. So anyway.. last weekend the guy was still on his sobriety kick.. and I just had enough of it. I belittled him for drinking coke. I bought shooters and kept offering them to him. I did whatever it took to get Peter back to being fun. Well it worked. By about 1 the guy was passed out on the floor in the bar. Next day he went out drinking again and it was the same damned thing. Falling down.. puking.. whatever. I know he goes out drinking during the week too.
IM SELFISH
I PUSHED HIM OFF THE WAGON.





Other than this... I am a good person. I'm sure alot of you are much much much worse than me.. SO CONFESS!

 

[Jacobi]

Is this Peter in your avatar ?

 

[Ferny84]

I bought Halo 2 from my work 3 days early...

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Sometimes I'm too lazy to open the bathroom door at night, so I piss in the sink.

 

[alejob]

I'll start


I got this friend, lets call him Peter. Peter likes to drink a lot. Infact me and my friends are fairly sure Peter is an alcoholic. Alcoholism kinda runs through his family. Peter says everyweekend how hes going to stop drinking, "this is his last night", ect. Well awhile ago he actually stopped. The guy was even going to bars/clubs/whatever and he didnt have a drink. He had an iron will! Then came the problem, Peter isnt near as fun when he aint drinking. Infact, hes pretty damned boring. So anyway.. last weekend the guy was still on his sobriety kick.. and I just had enough of it. I belittled him for drinking coke. I bought shooters and kept offering them to him. I did whatever it took to get Peter back to being fun. Well it worked. By about 1 the guy was passed out on the floor in the bar. Next day he went out drinking again and it was the same damned thing. Falling down.. puking.. whatever. I know he goes out drinking during the week too.
IM SELFISH
I PUSHED HIM OFF THE WAGON.





Other than this... I am a good person. I'm sure alot of you are much much much worse than me.. SO CONFESS!

OMG! You suck, you better try to help the guy out. Help him stop.

 

[dem]

dont make me feel bad
CONFESS

 

[MrPing1000]

I killed a bunch of people once.

And I've been trying to clean my room for nearly 2 years.

And I haven't had a driving lesson since last march.

I'm king of the procrastinators

 

[Tuvoc]

Sometimes I'm too lazy to open the bathroom door at night, so I piss in the sink.

I am also guily of this....


So my friend has this chihuahua(spell?) and its a little bitch and I was eating hot wings and it kept bugging me so I rubbed the sauciest part of the wing on his nose. It burned him cuz he was yelping and rubbing his nose on the ground and whatnot. Now I feel really bad about it.

 

[Ecrofirt]

Obviously that dog is not a True Man??®.

My friend has got a boxer, and I feed that fucking dog hot sauce all the time. If I ever get a puppy, I'll give it hot sauce all the time. I don't want a pussy dog that can't take a little heat.

 

[TheOMan]

Obviously that dog is not a True Man??®.

My friend has got a boxer, and I feed that fucking dog hot sauce all the time. If I ever get a puppy, I'll give it hot sauce all the time. I don't want a pussy dog that can't take a little heat.

:lol

Man, pop (that's "soda" for the heathens) all over my screen :/

 

[Litigation Manuel]

I pooped on a hornet's nest.

 

[Che]

I killed a frog when I was 16. Since then I haven't even killed a cockroach. The worst I can do to them is exile them from the house. All the bad things I've done to individuals, I did them cos they totally deserved it. The rest of the things I've done and can typically called "sins", don't qualify as sins to me.

 

[Karg]

Watched my friend set fire to an exposed gas line. It was bubbling and he thought it was a "cool" idea to test it out by lighting a match. Well I was already half way down the street and WHOOSH, flames bit his ass and he was a running. Fire department came, almost burned the bridge down that this was underneath.

 

[Lemurnator]

I once destroyed something in my house so that my brother would take the blame for it so that my mom and stepdad might be pushed over the edge and kick his ass out.

He starts shit on fire, he gets paint for model cars on the ceiling somehow, he scratches up my stepdads cadillac, among many many other things he ruins. Which is not limited to inanimate objects. Yet he still does not get kicked out. It was dumb of me to think that if he was to blame for damage to a basement countertop that he would be kicked out.

 

[Heezzi]

I'll start


I got this friend, lets call him Peter. Peter likes to drink a lot. Infact me and my friends are fairly sure Peter is an alcoholic. Alcoholism kinda runs through his family. Peter says everyweekend how hes going to stop drinking, "this is his last night", ect. Well awhile ago he actually stopped. The guy was even going to bars/clubs/whatever and he didnt have a drink. He had an iron will! Then came the problem, Peter isnt near as fun when he aint drinking. Infact, hes pretty damned boring. So anyway.. last weekend the guy was still on his sobriety kick.. and I just had enough of it. I belittled him for drinking coke. I bought shooters and kept offering them to him. I did whatever it took to get Peter back to being fun. Well it worked. By about 1 the guy was passed out on the floor in the bar. Next day he went out drinking again and it was the same damned thing. Falling down.. puking.. whatever. I know he goes out drinking during the week too.
IM SELFISH
I PUSHED HIM OFF THE WAGON.





Other than this... I am a good person. I'm sure alot of you are much much much worse than me.. SO CONFESS!

Peter Griffin?

 

[Willco]

I once destroyed something in my house so that my brother would take the blame for it so that my mom and stepdad might be pushed over the edge and kick his ass out.

He starts shit on fire, he gets paint for model cars on the ceiling somehow, he scratches up my stepdads cadillac, among many many other things he ruins. Which is not limited to inanimate objects. Yet he still does not get kicked out. It was dumb of me to think that if he was to blame for damage to a basement countertop that he would be kicked out.

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By the way, I'm a fucking saint. I just came in here to see all the weird shit people would post.

 

[alejob]

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By the way, I'm a fucking saint. I just came in here to see all the weird shit people would post.

You said the F word

 

[Litigation Manuel]

Saint Willco - Patron Saint of Fucking

 

[Drexon]

I reuse underwear from the bottom of the dirty clothes bin when I'm too lazy to wash. I used to piss in the bathroom sink but stopped when it got too smelly / yellow. I once created a bomb from a recepie from the internet and set it off outside an apartment building, making the inhabitants think it was a gun shot and called the police (hehe). What more? Oh yeah, me and my friend stole all the material to make the bomb in a paint shop.

 

[Willco]

Saint Willco - Patron Saint of Fucking

Damn straight.

I will confess one of the worst things I was ever an accomplice to. Back in middle school, my best-friend had a sleepover for his birthday. His house was right next to an elementary school. Another one of our friends decided that we should go out (it's about dusk now) and hang out. He also had the brilliant idea of shining his laser pointer from the blacktop of the school into passing cars. Well, after one car had completely braked, I told him to stop. But he decided to continue.

He shines this light into one car and it stops, so the driver can get his bearings straight. We're all laughing that nervous laughter, the kind you laugh when you think something can be funny and/or dangerous.

The driver turns the car around and starts driving straight for the blacktop. At this point, we were fucking scared and now blinded by headlights as the car starts driving on the blacktop at us.

Three of my friends who were on the other side of me duck into the woods, while I decide to run behind the building. The car, seeing me as the best target, chases me behind the school.

I am running for my life about here.

I see a quick corner and jump around it and hide, and peek to the side and see the guy driving behind the school. He stops in the middle of the grass and gets out the car with a friend (they both look twenty-something), yell some profanity and get back in and drive away.

Meanwhile, my three other friends are contemplating how they'll tell my best-friend's mom that I was killed by a driver who was angered that one of our friends shined his laser pointer into their car. Lies, alibies and such were being formulated.

They were scared.

Then I casually walked into the woods and the look on their faces was hilarious. Like they had seen a ghost.

And that is my dirty deed.

Also, I accidentally slept with the sister of a casual friend, but that is another story.

 

[Tuvoc]

I pooped on a hornet's nest.

:lol ^ oh thats great.

 

[Outcast2004]

Ok, time to confess...


I loves me some porn.

Specifically anything with Gina Ryder.... so, so hot.

Ok, so pron liking isn't much of a sin. But let me clarify.

Gina Ryder looks dead like my ex-girlfriend. My wife would shit herself if she knew that.

 

[Chony]

Also, I accidentally slept with the sister of a casual friend, but that is another story.

Do tell, I have told mine.

 

[Azih]

Dude dem, you're going to hell. If hell doesn't exist then the sheer force of universal karma will CREATE a hell for you to go to.

 

[karasu]

did you just call me a sin?

 

[BobbyRobby]

One day, junior year, after track practice, a few of my friends accosted me in the hallway with a video-camera. Someone suggested the idea of taping ourselves break into Mrs. Hogaboom's room and steal stuff. She was a teacher we had freshman year that was really mean. Unfortunately, her room was locked, so we went into a few other rooms in the same hallway, and took some petty drap. By the end our bounty included, about 50 pencils, two bags of M&Ms, some pictures of students taken from a bulletin board, a yellow 3.5" dsk, and a few others things I can't remember.

A few days later in Italian class, my friend Drew says to me, "Man, Mr Calblein is acting like such a dick. He doesn't let anyone go to the bathroom, because he thinks someone stole a disk with all his lesson plans on it." I remind him that days earlier we stole a disk from Mr. Calblein's room. Drew goes on to tell me that the teacher is offering an automatic A to anyone who finds the disk, or tells him who stole it. He also told me that the teacher said he was going to get the police involved. The only other person I told at school was some girl I was really crushing on at that point who also had him as a teacher.

Next few days everyone was talking about it. It was awesome. There's something really fun about being responsible for something like that, and keeping a secret from everyone.

After typing this out, I don't even feel that bad.

 

[dem]

Ok, time to confess...


I loves me some porn.

Specifically anything with Gina Ryder.... so, so hot.

Ok, so pron liking isn't much of a sin. But let me clarify.

Gina Ryder looks dead like my ex-girlfriend. My wife would shit herself if she knew that.

Chip awayyyyy

Dude dem, you're going to hell. If hell doesn't exist then the sheer force of universal karma will CREATE a hell for you to go to.

Yeah.. I know.. =P

 

[Incognito]

I've fucked two seperate girls on the same night twice. Both times, the first fuck was reserved for the GF.

Needless to say, I was busted. HS rocked and sucked at the same time.

 

[Socreges]

I've been known to touch myself from time to time.

Also, this isn't a "sin", but I get frustrated pretty easily with my mom. She can be pretty incompetent or simple-minded, so I'm unusually critical around her. That's something I should change.

I'll start


I got this friend, lets call him Peter. Peter likes to drink a lot. Infact me and my friends are fairly sure Peter is an alcoholic. Alcoholism kinda runs through his family. Peter says everyweekend how hes going to stop drinking, "this is his last night", ect. Well awhile ago he actually stopped. The guy was even going to bars/clubs/whatever and he didnt have a drink. He had an iron will! Then came the problem, Peter isnt near as fun when he aint drinking. Infact, hes pretty damned boring. So anyway.. last weekend the guy was still on his sobriety kick.. and I just had enough of it. I belittled him for drinking coke. I bought shooters and kept offering them to him. I did whatever it took to get Peter back to being fun. Well it worked. By about 1 the guy was passed out on the floor in the bar. Next day he went out drinking again and it was the same damned thing. Falling down.. puking.. whatever. I know he goes out drinking during the week too.
IM SELFISH
I PUSHED HIM OFF THE WAGON.

Not to give you a hard time, but that's pretty fucking awful.

Alcoholism runs through his family.
He was more or less an alcoholic.
He managed to quit drinking (which is amazing to me).
You decide that he's boring, and do everything that you can to have him drinking again.
OH WELL, IM SELFISH

As far as I'm concerned, you'd better do everything in your fucking power to help him quit again.

 

[Tarazet]

Tomorrow, and for the next five days after that, I'm going to have to find a way to sneak off to a furry convention without my parents' knowledge. Oh, the shame... I wonder if it's too late to get a refund.

 

[dem]

Tomorrow, and for the next five days after that, I'm going to have to find a way to sneak off to a furry convention without my parents' knowledge. Oh, the shame... I wonder if it's too late to get a refund.

Oh shit :lol

Are you serious??
Thats the best one yet.

 

[Azih]

Tomorrow, and for the next five days after that, I'm going to have to find a way to sneak off to a furry convention without my parents' knowledge. Oh, the shame... I wonder if it's too late to get a refund.

I woulda thought that stuff would be free? I mean, people pay?

 

[Drexon]

I will regret this, but they call me "Duck Sniper".

 

[Tarazet]

I paid quite a bit actually.. they booked an entire hotel for the convention for five days. That ain't cheap.

 

[Incognito]

Tomorrow, and for the next five days after that, I'm going to have to find a way to sneak off to a furry convention without my parents' knowledge. Oh, the shame... I wonder if it's too late to get a refund.

Have you informed OA, yet? :lol

 

[Deleted member 1235]

One time me and a friend broke into this currently empty place that used to be a pub, it was really large and empty and all the carpet had been ripped up, we were walking around in the roof and I needed to shit real bad. So I says "God damn I need to shit real bad" then my mate says "fuck I needa shit real bad as well".
Toilets were really far away and then one of us, probably the smartest one says "I dare you to put a hole in the roof and shit through the roof so it goes splat down on the ground". That sounded funny as hell at the time (I was like 14 I think) so we did it, gravity is an amazing thing. So then my mate finishes taking his shit, goes to stand up and falls through the roof. He lands 1 foot either side of his shit with his pants down. I laughed my ass off.

I'm confessing this because builders were clearly working in there. Somebody woulda had to clean that up. And it fucking stank too, that room was really hot, big bay windows where the sun poured in.

 

[Azih]

I will regret this, but they call me "Duck Sniper".

How could you? Quack Quack


But hah, a furry and a duck kiler post within minutes of each other. That's like the opposite ends of sin or something.

 

[Blackie]

I've stolen probably a few hundred dollars worth of clothing and electronics from Sears. It was no big deal, so I don't give a fuck about that. The only thing I'm bothered by is the fact that I lie a lot, mostly to girls, and mostly to get them to do "stuff" for/to me.

Other than that stuff I'm a saint.

 

[Karg]

About 6 years ago I was out late with old high school friends firing off a monster potato gun. Well it was like 1am and we setup camp in the back of a middle school. It was away from most houses so we figured we wouldn't cause much noise. Well we launched like a bags worth of potatos until the cops came. On bikes. Straight across the field we were shooting across. My friend was half a second from letting the next potato fly before he saw the cop in direct line of fire of the gun. Luckily he stopped and the cop didn't see it was aimed at him. He yelled at us and told us to get the hell out of there and to clean up the mess. We did but if we didn't see that tool pedaling his way across the grass we would've taken his head off.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

Once my friends little brother was shooting at sparrows with a slug gun before school. bread on the lawn the whole deal. He asked if I wanted a turn and I said "sure!" I took a potshot at one and hit it. It turned out to be a fantail. Fantails are a protected species here it didn't die right away either, I had to shoot it again while it spewed blood out its mouth. That was the first and last time I ever killed a critter.

 

[darscot]

I once convinced two rather lovely Japanese girls to take me home. Got them in bed naked only to decide that I didn't want to go through with it. It was one of my greatest fantasies and I was worried that it couldnt possible live up to how I imagined. So in the end I bailed. I'm not sure if this is actually a sin, but the guy I was with at the bar that watched me work the two of them has never forgiven me.

 

[Escape Goat]

Confess? I Lust after BishopTL and Mike_Works mod cocks.

 

[Karg]

I once convinced two rather lovely Japanese girls to take me home. Got them in bed naked only to decide that I didn't want to go through with it. It was one of my greatest fantasies and I was worried that it couldnt possible live up to how I imagined. So in the end I bailed. I'm not sure if this is actually a sin, but the guy I was with at the bar that watched me work the two of them has never forgiven me.

I don't even know you and I can't forgive you.

 

[Manabanana]

I shot a cow with a shotgun in RE4. Then I shot a cow with a handgun in RE4. Then I knifed a cow until it attacked me, then I sniped his eyes. I also grenaded a flock of crows, but I don't feel as bad about that. They were at least full of jewels and money and shit.

But seriously, the woman downstairs has written us notes about how loud we are at night "in the bedroom above" hers, and she has to get up at 6AM, blah blah blah. I was thinking, "I guess I have music on at night, I could turn it down." But I noticed an emphasis on bedroom...My computer is in the living room and there's no way to play music in the bedroom unless I hook up my speakers and iPod in there. I realized what she meant after a little bit of thinking back to the nights prior to the notes. Well, ironically we got the note the day my girlfriend left to visit her parents in Montana, so all has been quiet for a week and some change...but she comes back tonight. On one hand I feel like an ass, but on the other I feel like the woman downstairs is a bitch. Maybe I could get an area rug under the bed or something to muffle sounds; it's just hardwood in there now.

 

[Zelda-Bitch]

I cock slapped my X girlfriend in the shower once and left a mushroom mark on her face (no lie). She got really upset and cried, But I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. I still feel bad about it. I'm sorry jesus. =_(

 

[Minotauro]

Tomorrow, and for the next five days after that, I'm going to have to find a way to sneak off to a furry convention without my parents' knowledge. Oh, the shame... I wonder if it's too late to get a refund.

Do you have a fur suit and everything? Ifso, we're going to need pictures pronto.

 

[Tarazet]

Do you have a fur suit and everything?

No.

 

[Gek54]

I use to cram blackcats into the abdomens of cicadas and let them fly away only to explode 3 seconds later. I did this a couple of times becuase those damn things are so freaking iritating at night, until one day I let one fly and a mocking bird(state bird), who had a nest full of chicks in the tree next to me, flew out and grabbed the cicada out of the air. Her beak was blown off and only hung by a strand of skin. She suffered and agonizing death and left her nest of chicks to starve. NEVER AGAIN. :'(

 

[Minotauro]

No.

So, are you going to be like the guy at a Star Trek convention without the Vulcan ears?

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I use to cram blackcats into the abdomens of cicadas and let them fly away only to explode 3 seconds later. I did this a couple of times becuase those damn things are so freaking iritating at night, until one day I let one fly and a mocking bird(state bird), who had a nest full of chicks in the tree next to me, flew out and grabbed the cicada out of the air. Her beak was blown off and only hung by a strand of skin. She suffered and agonizing death and left her nest of chicks to starve. NEVER AGAIN. :'(

:lol

It's funnier when you become an accidental horrible monster.