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[Folder]

I once pulled out of my girlfriend and ejaculated onto my Dreamcast. Just to say I had spunked on a Dreamcast. Amazingly, she understood.

 

[Ghost]

Yesterday, after dinner, i didn't wash up my plate...

OH THE SHAME.


I also have impure thoughts about a 17 year old work colleague, but that's only evil in the US, she's legal here.

 

[Mama Smurf]

I cock slapped my X girlfriend in the shower once and left a mushroom mark on her face (no lie). She got really upset and cried, But I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. I still feel bad about it. I'm sorry jesus. =_(

:lol

 

[Folder]

I also have impure thoughts about a 17 year old work colleague, but that's only evil in the US, she's legal here.

It's not legal at 17 in Jesusland? Wow.
Also, I work for SPOnG

 

[Rei_Toei]

God you people did some shitty things :lol. Now I feel like a saint. I once damaged about fifty cars because I was sprinting over them with a friend - which was a blast untill we ran over a car with an old lady in it who totally freaked out. And I once helped pushing a tramp into a canal because he was pissing over a friend's bike earlier on. That wasn't a nice thing to do.

 

[human5892]

I cock slapped my X girlfriend in the shower once and left a mushroom mark on her face (no lie). She got really upset and cried, But I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. I still feel bad about it. I'm sorry jesus. =_(

Jesus! I'm pretty sure my girlfriend would tear my balls off if I even mentioned doing that to her.

 

[D'ultimate]

dem, that sounds like an episode of friends where Jennifer Anistons characater (whatever her name is) is dating a guy thats a drunk. He's fun while drunk but sobers up and is no fun. So...her and and I believe Joey gets him to be a drunk again.

hmm

The crap that you guys call sins is so f'kin boring. You guys are a bunch of saints. You dissappoint me GA!

Me? I have defrauded a major credit card company of over $100,000 once. I don't know if I would consider it a sin since I believe they steal from others. My only regret is getting caught.

 

[Mama Smurf]

dem, that sounds like an episode of friends where Jennifer Anistons characater (whatever her name is) is dating a guy thats a drunk. He's fun while drunk but sobers up and is no fun. So...her and and I believe Joey gets him to be a drunk again.

I don't remember that episode. Not that my knowledge of Friends is encyclopedic, so maybe I'm wrong, but I do tend to remember if an episode exists or not.

There was an episode where Monica dated a guy who was really fun, but it turned out he was an alcoholic and Monica convinced him to stop drinking, only to find out he was only dun because he drank. no one tried to turn him back onto the booze though.

 

[Folder]

I once helped pushing a tramp into a canal because he was pissing over a friend's bike earlier on.

ROFL! Genius!

 

[Ollie Pooch]

i stole a 500mb hard drive (quite spacious at the time) and a keyboard from school towards the end of my last year (1998)- the computer tech people were fucknuts so i thought i'd help myself to some hardware..i had a maths exam the next period and spent most of it shitting myself that i would be caught, so i asked to be excused and walked out with my monstrous external hard drive case sticking out of my bag and 1cm-thick chunker scsi cable and lugged it home. i sold it to someone over the internet and made a tidy profit i also stole a PC game from a local electronics store, - it was running in one of their computers - and i ejected it and concealed it in one of their catalogues, then sold it at school. quite the entrepreneur

i also used to throw these big nut things off trees in my yard at cars as they went past. and one time i skewered all these snails onto a stick and putthem on the road and they got run over - fuck.. that sickens me - i used to be an evil child. REPPPPEEEEEENTT!!! that feels better

 

[Folder]

Thinking about it, if I answered this thread honestly, my life would be over...

 

[Willco]

Thinking about it, if I answered this thread honestly, my life would be over...

I believe this news.

 

[Rei_Toei]

He The original idea was to take a leak on the tramp but tossing him into the water was easier and more fun to watch. I also once vomitted on a grave near a church, maybe I'll get bonus points for that up there.

 

[dem]

everytime i read this thread title i feel like a moron

YOUR DAMMIT.... YOUR!

 

[Tarazet]

Heh, I forgot about this thread. Good thread.

FurCon was a bit of a disappointment, I didn't really know what I was doing or where the fun was, but it was a kick to see/hug so many fursuiters, and the adult art auction was a blast. That's about it really, I'm still a virgin and haven't really made any headway, although apparently a certain notorious fur, Sibe, was there and got kicked out. Twice.

Also, it got the attention of Rush Limbaugh: http://mfile.akamai.com/5020/wma/rushlimb.download.akamai.com/5020/clips/05/01/MU011905.asx

 

[White Man]

I killed a frog when I was 16. Since then I haven't even killed a cockroach. The worst I can do to them is exile them from the house. All the bad things I've done to individuals, I did them cos they totally deserved it. The rest of the things I've done and can typically called "sins", don't qualify as sins to me.

I once massacred a frog with my insulin pen.

I felt so bad. I had to get a new pen. Fucking filthy frogs.

 

[Strike East]

Went to the bathroom while mass was going on and noticed that there was about 200 bucks in 20's laying in a collection plate outside the loo, so i cashed in and blew it on movies pizza and toys( I was in 5th grade)