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[bitwise]

Have no idea if its official or not. Has there been a conker plush before? I don't remember.
its kinda uglee

Based on gaming's notoriously naughty squirrel - Conker - this 7- inch tall plush doll is based on the Xbox Live team based shooter, Conker: Live and Reloaded. Conker's arms and legs can be easily positioned to allow many of Conker's poses from within the game.


Our Price: $11.68
http://paizo.com/store/toys/other/v5748btpy7d0u

 

[GDJustin]

I think he's cute.

 

[worldrunover]

I'll have you know this doll went through many changes and delays before they got the fur textures correct.

 

[GhaleonEB]

Does he say "Fuck!" when you squeeze him? 'Cause that would be so cute.

 

[newsguy]

Conker's arms and legs can be easily positioned to allow many of Conker's poses from within the game.

http://paizo.com/store/toys/other/v5748btpy7d0u

We'll know these poses in 2007 when we actually play the game.

 

[Speevy]

I thought your thread title meant the game got cancelled.

:lol

 

[MassiveAttack]

Does he say "Fuck!" when you squeeze him? 'Cause that would be so cute.

He does say that.

Followed by... "$375 million dollars!"

 

[KiNeSiS]

I thought your thread title meant the game got cancelled.

:lol

Phew so did I, It was making my day even worse!
Things are turning around though so I'll laugh it off Ha!

 

[bitwise]

We'll know these poses in 2007 when we actually play the game.

from Conker himself (Chris Seavor)

okay guys;

We're currently heading for ZBR on March 3rd (zero bug release)

If we hit that okay (fingers crossed) that means we have 4 weeks of intensive bug testing, where all new bugs must be fixed within a 24 hr turn around.

This puts us at beginning of April for RTC, (release to cert).

Cert takes 3 weeks (we twiddle our thumbs)

If we pass Cert, then we get RTM (release to manufacture)

2 weeks later we hit the shelves....... end of April...ish.

Everything else is in the lap of the gods......... lots of things can go wrong between now and then, but lots of things can go really well

Currently, we're well on track.

If MGS want to hold us back (for whatever reason), don't blame the TEAM!! We're doing everything right..............

 

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Dear Customer:

We regret to inform you that an item in order #1850923, "CONKER PLUSH (Toy Vault)," has been placed on backorder. The next earliest expected availability is October 18, 2005. You will not be charged until your merchandise is shipped.

Thank you for your understanding.

Paizo.com Customer Support
support@paizo.com

 

[rareside]

Dear Customer:

We regret to inform you that an item in order #1850923, "CONKER PLUSH (Toy Vault)," has been placed on backorder. The next earliest expected availability is October 18, 2005. You will not be charged until your merchandise is shipped.

Thank you for your understanding.

Paizo.com Customer Support
support@paizo.com

Well, at least we know they're official. Only Rare....