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Continuing to fan the flames of Lohan Luv: Did she get a breast reduction?

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From Defamer (no I've never heard of it either)

Submitted for your examination: The June 2004 cover of celebrity reciprocal-handjob rag Interview, and the cover of the Aug. 19th issue of Rolling Stone, where she's looking a lot less chesty. Did Lindsay Lohan get--gasp gasp--a breast reduction? OK, maybe not. But she did tell RS that "if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans, and that's half of your fan base," so maybe she's trying to be everything to everybody. Give the breast men something one month, and then throw a bone to fans that like their teen queens with a little less on top. So savvy at such a young age, but God, those new, small breasts are totally fake!

YOU be the judge!

EDIT: Heh, I just noticed the cover blurb on RS is "Hot, Ready, and Legal!" Apparently everyone is having a bit of a pedophile problem lately, and we have to happily announce that starlets are old enough to be in your perverted fantasies or something.
 
First pic: arms angled inward, compressing her bust. Second pic: arms up, bust lifted and flattened by the position. The natural conclusion? Reduction surgery, of course. Pure genius.
 

Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I think she's had some sort of mouth expansion too, you can clearly see that in one picture her mouth is not only slightly longer than the other, but also a lot wider.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
Mama Smurf said:
I think she's had some sort of mouth expansion too, you can clearly see that in one picture her mouth is not only slightly longer than the other, but also a lot longer.

FOR MY COCK LOL AM I RITE?
 

Fifty

Member
Mama Smurf said:
I think she's had some sort of mouth expansion too, you can clearly see that in one picture her mouth is not only slightly longer than the other, but also a lot longer.


lol
 

MetatronM

Unconfirmed Member
Anybody else notice that her head is actually larger and takes up more of the page on the Rolling Stone cover? Where do you go for that surgery?
 
we need, oh the hell with it. i'm just gonna go watch porn. by the way, we neeed hilalry duff pics too. preferably with lindsay and her in compromising positions and in the throes of passion.
 

Ryck

Member
mightynine said:
EDIT: Heh, I just noticed the cover blurb on RS is "Hot, Ready, and Legal!" Apparently everyone is having a bit of a pedophile problem lately, and we have to happily announce that starlets are old enough to be in your perverted fantasies or something.
So being a attracted to a 17 yr old means your a pedophile......wtf?? I had no idea .....I mean she's 18 now she looks pretty much the same but now it's ok?
 
Ryck said:
So being a attracted to a 17 yr old means your a pedophile......wtf?? I had no idea .....I mean she's 18 now she looks pretty much the same but now it's ok?

Relax, I was just messing around.
 
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