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http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1086492.html?menu=news.quirkies.badtaste

Graduates from St Blasien Jesuit College, near Freiburg, were complaining about the new wrappers for Haribo's Maoam sweets.

In a letter to the firm, they wrote: "We are shocked at the shameless presentation of sexual practices on the wrapping, which includes not only sexual intercourse but also fellatio and cunnilingus."

 

[demon]

Usually I'd just roll my eyes, but they're onto something here. That's funny as fuck.

 

[lachesis]

LOL- it's original, i'd say.

lachesis

 

[Kon Tiki]

The students were especially opposed to the lemon flavoured chews, which "undoubtedly show a green figure having sex with a lemon".

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

How do you tell a lemon's gender?

 

[Boogie9IGN]

Who says fruit can't get it on like everyone else?

 

[Outlaw Pro Mod]

The fruit are underage.

 

[demon]

 

[Mama Smurf]

Where do you think fruit comes from people!

The packet with the lime licking the cherry like they're balls is hilarious though.

 

[Dan]

What a joke. Twenty year olds complained about this? Jesus.

 

[White Man]

This thread is useless without pics:

 

[Kon Tiki]

I won't doubt the pleasure, but what the hell makes that thing look female?

That baffled me too. I think it would be in thier better interest to say it were a male lemon. 'There are gay fruits having sex", souns a lot more whiny and catholic.

 

[yoshifumi]

:lol:lol

 

[demon]

Where are these cunninglus and fellatio pictures?

 

[Jim Bowie]

Haribo makes GREAT candy.

 

[jenov4]

This thread is useless without pics:

:lol if that ain't sex, then WTF are they doing?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[mightynine]

I'd bet someone won a bet over at Maoam Design HQ.

"There's no way they'll approve these designs!" "Wanna bet?"

Haribo bosses admit the new packaging is "very racy", but said in tests no complaints had been raised.

Spokesman Marco Alfter said: "The new wrapping is certainly fruitier than the old. But we have not had any other complaints. In fact until now the feedback has all been positive."

 

[tenchir]

To be honest, I wouldn't noticed it at all if someone hadn't mention it.

 

[Error Macro]

I don't think there's any way you couldn't notice it, especially the lime and lemon picture.

 

[worldrunover]

"The lemon, which from the drawing looks female, is obviously enjoying it with the greatest of pleasure."

Boy, what a sour pus.

IT HAD TO BE SAID. I'LL LEAVE NOW.

 

[J2 Cool]

That lime is a sexual beast, hitting every kind of fruit imaginable

Can't wait to see if they have one where he FHUTA

 

[miyuru]

That lime is a sexual beast, hitting every kind of fruit imaginable :lol Can't wait to see if they have one where he FHUTA :lol

:lol Man I gotta get me some of these candies! :lol

 

[Kon Tiki]

That lime is a sexual beast, hitting every kind of fruit imaginable

Can't wait to see if they have one where he FHUTA

http://www.haribo.com/planet/uk/maoam/

You can view the other wrappers at thier site.

 

[Jim Bowie]

I can't wait to see their kinky sex line of gum.

BTW, their site is amazing!

 

[Kon Tiki]

It is indeed.

http://www.haribo.com/planet/uk/maoam/wallpapers/love_1024.jpg
http://www.haribo.com/planet/uk/maoam/wallpapers/hate_1024.jpg
:lol

 

[sc0la]

New avatar get!

(if this isn't apropriate just ask and I'll remove it. )

 

[J2 Cool]

New avatar get!

(if this isn't apropriate just ask and I'll remove it. )

now why wouldnt it be appropriate, its just a candy wrapper

 

[Rorschach]

That baffled me too. I think it would be in thier better interest to say it were a male lemon. 'There are gay fruits having sex", souns a lot more whiny and catholic.

"Gay fruits?" kinda redundant.

 

[CeruleanSilver]

LOL those wrappers are great.

And Haribo does make excellent candy. They are my favorite candy makers.

 

[Overseer]

HAHAHAAHAHAHA.


That's funny. Some concerned parent calls into the headquarters and says:

"My son has been corrupted by your fruit sweets."

 

[Diablos]

:lol

+1 MAOAM

 

[DarienA]

My other half has a T-Shirt she got from the Bahamas that has fruit all over it in various sexual positions... it's hilarious... and the fruit designs look just like the designs on these wrappers.

 

[Cooper]

:lol if that ain't sex, then WTF are they doing?

:lol :lol :lol

It depends on what the definition of "is" is.

 

[Lucky Forward]

The cherry on the left has an "I like to watch..." expression.

 

[EdLuva]

This thread is useless without pics:

:lol

 

[MrPing1000]

ok i thought it was fake because it was ananova but i went and checked haribo's website appears to be true :lol

 

[enjoy bell woods]

haha. What fun fruits.