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[Sakura]

Wasn't that a cub right at the beginning when the video starts for real?

Yeah. Not sure why he was walking towards the cub at first while filming. I would've just bailed. No way a cub is going to be cruising around solo without its mom.

 

[notseqi]

Yeah. Not sure why he was walking towards the cub at first while filming. I would've just bailed. No way a cub is going to be cruising around solo without its mom.

I am not sure why, maybe seen enough at the beginning but that immediately registered as a cub, by it's gait alone. As a cat too. And we don't even have that size wild animal here.

 

[DESTROYA]

It’s WOULD’VE

WOULD HAVE

Why do people struggle with this

Because not all of us went to school in the USA and English is my second language, is that fucking grammatically correct enough for you.

 

[HotPocket69]

Because not all of us went to school in the USA and English is my second language, is that fucking grammatically correct enough for you.

Ah the old “English isn’t my first language” excuse even though you live in the US according to your profile.

Love it!

 

[DESTROYA]

Ah the old “English isn’t my first language” excuse even though you live in the US according to your profile.

Love it!

Lol... You ever hear of a immigrant? Yeah they are a thing.
Don’t make a bigger fool of yourself

 

[V4skunk]

I would have instantly got a rock for protection.

 

[Northeastmonk]

"Go eat your babies" was the best part. I'd fear that cat was going to go for my neck.

 

[HotPocket69]

Lol... You ever hear of a immigrant? Yeah they are a thing.
Don’t make a bigger fool of yourself

I get it dude. Also I bet you’ll never forget that correct contraction from now on

 

[Fbh]

If that happened in Norway, there'd be a team of about a hundred hunters, attack dogs, and helicopters out for the kill right now.

We're a hypocritical bunch of retards.

Damn, Older women have it hard in Norway, huh?

 

[DESTROYA]

I get it dude. Also I bet you’ll never forget that correct contraction from now on

Probably not and don’t get your hopes up, it’s the one thing I mess up with and it seems it bothers other people more than it bothers me. People should just not get so hung up on perfect spelling and grammatical errors all the time .
For the most part I can read and write pretty good but the small nuances sometimes escape me.

 

[partime]

Yeah. Not sure why he was walking towards the cub at first while filming. I would've just bailed. No way a cub is going to be cruising around solo without its mom.

He was going jogging and eventually had to turn around and go back. Dude wanted to finish his route.

 

[Kimahri]

Damn, Older women have it hard in Norway, huh?

No idea what you're trying to say.

 

[Fbh]

No idea what you're trying to say.

It was a really shitty joke about 100 hunters and dogs going out to hunt the other type of cougars

 

[Kimahri]

It was a really shitty joke about 100 hunters and dogs going out to hunt the other type of cougars

I'll be over here eating my foot.

 

[GymWolf]

I get it dude. Also I bet you’ll never forget that correct contraction from now on

I don't mind if you wanna do some grammar nazi to my posts from time to time (not joking).

The offer is open to everyone.

 

[LaughingStock]

Oh my god.... He wasn't wearing a mask!

 

[HotPocket69]

I don't mind if you wanna do some grammar nazi to my posts from time to time (not joking).

The offer is open to everyone.

Imma grammar Nazi the shit outta you fam

Love ya

 

[Gp1]

 

[nkarafo]

Ηοw big is a cougar anyway? I don't think it's big enough to kill an adult man.

 

[Gp1]

Ηοw big is a cougar anyway? I don't think it's big enough to kill an adult man.

155 cm / 72 kg, do the math.

This one looks like a cub but stills big enough to kill you. And they will go for your neck.

ps: When he growls and the cougar hiss back, he knew that he f* up. Grab one of those big rocks on the ground, be ready, and do not film it on vertical.

 

[GeorgPrime]

On a dirt path surrounded with big rocks what should I do ?
6 minutes later .....maybe I should throw something at it .

The first seconds into the video and i was like "Take a stone and throw it idiot"

 

[Maxwell Jacob Friedman]

Yeah most animals know retreating is a sign of weakness...big ass rock thrown at its head would of probably scared it off earlier

Or pissed it off incredibly and bye bye neck

 

[infinitys_7th]

When I read the title I was expecting a horny middle aged woman was stalking him.

 

[Mistake]

Actually, if he threw a rock right away it probably would have attacked. Maybe it's good he walked out for a bit

 

[Classicrockfan]

 

[DeepEnigma]

The comments on Facebook though. Comedy gold.

 

[TheMan]

Who else was hoping to see Lisa Ann or Janet Mason?

 

[iconmaster]

Throw sticks and rocks? Pat says yes:

 

[AlteredForms]

Thought it was some horny woman chasing a reluctant man.

 

[TrainedRage]

Bring it home. It clearly needs a place to live, property tax is crazy out here!

You know you want that guarding your loved ones and property. It clearly likes the guy.


Edit: oh it’s a big cat. Never mind.

 

[DESTROYA]

Bring it home. It clearly needs a place to live, property tax is crazy out here!

You know you want that guarding your loved ones and property. It clearly likes the guy.


Edit: oh it’s a big cat. Never mind.

Good luck getting it litter box trained.

 

[alstrike]

Because not all of us went to school in the USA and English is my second language, is that fucking grammatically correct enough for you.

English is not my mother tongue and I still know the difference. I mean, how hard can it be to realize that "would of" doesn't make any fucking sense?

On topic: That guy is a lucky moron, if it was me I would have bailed the moment I saw the cub. I'm sure he was going to post an "inspirational" video featuring the cub on Instagram later, motherfucker is lucky to be alive.

 

[DESTROYA]

English is not my mother tongue and I still know the difference. I mean, how hard can it be to realize that "would of" doesn't make any fucking sense?

On topic: That guy is a lucky moron, if it was me I would have bailed the moment I saw the cub. I'm sure he was going to post an "inspirational" video featuring the cub on Instagram later, motherfucker is lucky to be alive.

That is fantastic for you bro. Congratulations you are officially awesome.
So you think learning a new language is the same for everybody across the board ?

 

[DogofWar]

When I read the title I was expecting a horny middle aged woman was stalking him.

#metoo

I thought this was going to be yet another one of these porn related threads in this section.

 

[alstrike]

That is fantastic for you bro. Congratulations you are officially awesome.
So you think learning a new language is the same for everybody across the board ?

Congratulations you are officially a dumbass. GTFO with that patronizing shit...

 

[DESTROYA]

Congratulations you are officially a dumbass. GTFO with that patronizing shit...

Thanks man but your acting like a cunt. Exactly why did you feel you needed to point out my mistake and your perceived superiority ? Exactly you didn‘t have too moron.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

Glock 20 would have done the trick

 

[Super Mario]

This is why people can go take their mountainous scenery and go shove it. Bears and wild cats are no joke. Hell, I wouldn't want to fight against an angry house cat.

 

[HotPocket69]

Glock 20 would have done the trick

Thats a very good gun but I believe a Beretta 9 would’ve been better.

 

[Deleted member 801069]

Thats a very good gun but I believe a Beretta 9 would’ve been better.

I prefer 10mm for big cats with big teeth and big claws

 

[HotPocket69]

I prefer 10mm for big cats with big teeth and big claws

How upgraded is it? I mean, have you ever played Far Cry?

 

[Deleted member 801069]

How upgraded is it? I mean, have you ever played Far Cry?

I have not. I have, however, shot plenty of 10mm at the range.

there is a pretty significant difference.

 

[Texas Pride]

I'd have hit that motherfucker in the mouth. I have no regard for bodily injuries and believe you attack before being attacked. So YMMV.

 

[GymWolf]

Glock 20 would have done the trick

Or you could miss and make the beast more angry...

 

[hariseldon]

Honestly that's such a cute cat, I'd definitely have to stroke it!

 

[DESTROYA]

Honestly that's such a cute cat, I'd definitely have to stroke it!

Pinky was a cute cat too.

 

[hariseldon]

Pinky was a cute cat too.

My cat fucked me up pretty bad one time - he had just had the chop and had to wear the cone of shame. He was very pissed off about it and kept trying to remove it. In the middle of the night I heard a noise and came downstairs to find him there with the cone caught in his jaw with blood coming out. He was running around like a nutter - catching him was a challenge and holding him steady to cut the cone off was.. well let's just say I lost a fucktonne of blood that day, my hands were an absolute mess.

 

[hariseldon]

This is the little fluffy prick responsible for the injuries detailed above. And yes that is a shit carpet, I haven't got round to replacing the abomination the previous owners left behind yet.

 

[Farawayfromhell]

When I read the title I thought of something completely different... like an horny woman stalk a running guy on the street... I'm sick.

 

[008]

I'd have hit that motherfucker in the mouth. I have no regard for bodily injuries and believe you attack before being attacked. So YMMV.

And you would be dead as that bit kitty would chomp on your throat.