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[Excess Poo Flakes]

I work at the outdoor counter at the Sports Authority, and today this chic with tits bigger than my head walked in, and was very flirty. Long story short, I got a BONORZ and had to conceal it by holding the add page in an awkward position. Has this ever happened to anyone? I would have drawn attention had I adjusted my pants with the "tuck" move.

 

[hXc_thugg]

I work at Starbucks, and everyday this kinda chubby girl comes in! (She gets a venti iced chai with % milk, by the way!) She has huge floppy breasts and never wears a bra and is always in really skimpy tops. It doesn't give me a boner, it pretty much has the opposite effect. I want to tell her to put a bra on or get out of my sight. She also has one of those lame cutesy-"I'm so dumb" voices. Bitch is gonna git raped.

 

[lexy]

"I've got a Blue Balls"

Bitch is gonna git raped.

What? :lol

 

[Widfara]

Just say "oh man time for some push ups" then drop down, show her how buff you are by doing as many push ups as possible until the boner recedes into the jungle cave.

 

[Tarazet]

If you've got it, flaunt it!

 

[Brannon]

eh, I got nothin...

 

[hXc_thugg]

"I've got a Blue Balls"



What? :lol

Rape is a crime of power, not passion!

 

[Mike Works]

She also has one of those lame cutesy-"I'm so dumb" voices.

I know what kind of voice you're referring to, that tone/pitch often alludes to an inferior intelligence, or at least demeanor, and that in turn lends-

Bitch is gonna git raped.

:lol

 

[Brannon]

Now see I'm going to forget about this when I go to bed, only to have a freaky dream tonight. Thanks a lot!

 

[Escape Goat]

Can't control your boners? :lol

 

[Tabris]

Only time I feel I don't have much control of what is going down there (besides when actually getting sexual ) is when I'm super sleepy. Like not at night time, but like in the middle of a long day where I didn't get much sleep last night.

 

[Companion Cube]

Try pressing your taint.

 

[miyuru]

Once this pretty average girl walks onto the bus, I'd never seen her before. Anyway, she's sorta pretty, but the kicker is she's got on a really tight/thin/elastic-ish t-shirt on and no bra. I fuckin' popped a boner so hard right there! :lol

 

[hXc_thugg]

Once this pretty average girl walks onto the bus, I'd never seen her before. Anyway, she's sorta pretty, but the kicker is she's got on a really tight/thin/elastic-ish t-shirt on and no bra. I fuckin' popped a boner so hard right there! :lol

 

[miyuru]

"YOU POPPED A BONER?"

"YEAH I FUCKIN' POPPED A BONER!"

 

[MC Safety]

"YOU POPPED A BONER?"

I think medical science now has a cure for that, I'd say.

 

[bjork]

If you shirt's not tucked in, just point it up and let the shirt hang over. Simple.

edit - unless you're one of them girly emo types that has to wear a shirt big enough for your 6-year old sister, and/or girl pants that are super tight. And if you do that, you deserve to be laughed at anyway, so wtf.

 

[demon]

If you shirt's not tucked in, just point it up and let the shirt hang over. Simple.

edit - unless you're one of them girly emo types that has to wear a shirt big enough for your 6-year old sister, and/or girl pants that are super tight. And if you do that, you deserve to be laughed at anyway, so wtf.

....

'...ding'

 

[Mikazuki]

Yeah. I haven't masturbated (or had sex for that matter) in 3 weeks, and there's a lot of cute girls at work. My mind wanders far during the downtime. At least I'm usually wearing a lab coat, so it's easy to conceal.

 

[Excess Poo Flakes]

You haven't masturbated in 3 weeks?

THREE WEEKS?

 

[teh_pwn]

Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

I think my max is 3 days, lol.

 

[Diablos]

I work at the outdoor counter at the Sports Authority, and today this chic with tits bigger than my head walked in, and was very flirty. Long story short, I got a BONORZ and had to conceal it by holding the add page in an awkward position. Has this ever happened to anyone? I would have drawn attention had I adjusted my pants with the "tuck" move.

:lol

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

You know, I've never experienced this "see a hot girl, get instaboner" phenomenon.

I can get a raging boner on other occasion, don't get me wrong, but not at the sight of some random girl.


What's up with that?

 

[Chittagong]

:lol

Classic.

 

[demon]

You know, I've never experienced this "see a hot girl, get instaboner" phenomenon.

I can get a raging boner on other occasion, don't get me wrong, but not at the sight of some random girl.


What's up with that?

I'm the same way. At least, I have been for quite some time. I can't remember the last time I got a random boner in what would have been an awkward situation.

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

It only happens on bumpy car rides... god damn it. Once we get where we want to go everyone will be out of the car but I'll be in there for a good minute or so.. "doing up my shoes".

 

[6.8]

It only happens on bumpy car rides... god damn it. Once we get where we want to go everyone will be out of the car but I'll be in there for a good minute or so.. "doing up my shoes".

:lol


..... That's happened to me too.

 

[scarybore]

It only happens on bumpy car rides... god damn it. Once we get where we want to go everyone will be out of the car but I'll be in there for a good minute or so.. "doing up my shoes".

Heh that happened to me all the time on the school bus when i was younger, funny thing is half the boys on the bus would stay on for a few minutes doing something or other till it subsided ;p

 

[kablooey]

I walk around with a boner all the time. Girls compliment me on it. You should've just let her see it.

 

[Vennt]

I don't have this problem, but that's because I can 'tuck' my manhood upwards into the belt of my trousers if I'm 'caught large'.

What.. You mean you can't...

 

[duderon]

:lol :lol

 

[automagnus]

I walk around with a boner all the time. Girls compliment me on it. You should've just let her see it.

What world do you live in?

 

[Mikazuki]

You haven't masturbated in 3 weeks?

THREE WEEKS?

Yeah, that's pretty crazy.

I think my max is 3 days, lol.

The first 7 through 12 days were the worst, after that you'll continue getting hornier, more sensitive down there and more sex-minded, but the temptation to actually masturbate subsides. It's kinda like fasting; the first couple of days are the hardest.

I wanted to see if the ancient Chinese were on to something, with their theory that a man loses some of his power with each ejaculation. Napoleon Hill also has a chapter on "Sex Transmutation" in Think And Grow Rich. He states that Love and Lust are the most two powerful emotions for men. If you have a lover, that's great, as the power of love will inspire you towards reaching greatness. If not, you can learn to convert your lust to positive energy in your business. Beating off just wastes energy. No love, lower levels of lust.

I'm horny as hell most of the time, but I can still concentrate on my job when I have stuff to do or I'm when serving customers. Even though I've only held my current job for a month, my supervisor told me management is receiving an unusual number of compliments about me. I'm also more agressive and less bothered by fatigue while lifting weights. When I'm out shopping I'll talk to complete strangers without fear. I couldn't stand that kind of stuff before. Last but not least, I'm enjoying an increasing number of erotic dreams as the days go by. Much better than porn or awakened fantasies. I hardly have any when I'm beating off.

No doubt masturbating is very healthy as well. I dunno, neat experiment.