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[Meowzers]

1. Playing in a park with no holes, yet firing golf balls at a house, narrowly missing a window.
2. Being 11yrs old me and my friend smashed up my uncle's coaches {not knowing it was his business} I pissed on some seats. He took a turd I think.
3. Breaking my best friend's wrist whilst playing wrestling.
4.Tried to take my own life (it's grim, but sometimes people will agree)
5. Believed that wrestling is real!

 

[IntentionalPun]

I once used a picture of my own butthole as my avatar on NeoGAF for an entire month.

 

[carlosrox]

 

[Meowzers]

I once used a picture of my own butthole as my avatar on NeoGAF for an entire month.

Well, you should change it now. Phil Spencer is cool these days, so be brave.

 

[Meowzers]

Well, you should change it now. Phil Spencer is cool these days, so be brave.

I'll also say you received 'salty' comments, but that's not ideal lol

 

[Foamy]

I signed up at NeoGaf.
Wild times indeed.

 

[Meowzers]

I signed up at NeoGaf.
Wild times indeed.

My testicles need tickling by a peacock's feather. Ah I see what you mean.

 

[TaySan]

Almost got hit by a semi turning left.

 

[Birdo]

I once stayed up until past midnight.

 

[MaestroMike]

Went from 165 lbs to 125 lbs in like ten months experimenting with vegan/low calorie diets. Went from buff to looking straight up like Gandhi standing at 5'9". Everyone was worried about me and offered to buy me food even random strangers. Feel guilty about it now cuz I killed off trillions of living cells that didn't have to die. In the 180s now.

Also crashed into the back of a truck totally flattening the front of my pops used car and totalling it while driving to work. The other driver and I didn't get injured or hurt, but I def went to work two hours later hel!a shook. I guess thank you airbags and seatbelt. Saved my as$.

 

[Cunth]

Getting married and having children when I can never hold down a job cause I don’t like people telling me what to do

 

[Meowzers]

Went from 165 lbs to 125 lbs in like ten months experimenting with vegan/low calorie diets. Went from buff to looking straight up like Gandhi standing at 5'9". Everyone was worried about me and offered to buy me food even random strangers. Feel guilty about it now cuz I killed off trillions of living cells that didn't have to die. In the 180s now.

Also crashed into the back of a truck totally flattening the front of my pops used car and totalling it while driving to work. The other driver and I didn't get injured or hurt, but I def went to work two hours later hel!a shook. I guess thank you airbags and seatbelt. Saved my as$.

125lbs, damn man, at 5'9'' dude I'm at 230lbs at 5'9''. You need help bro. I'm a bit fat so I'll forgive you.

 

[bitbydeath]

Fell off this.

 

[Meowzers]

Fell off this.

You fell off that and survived? Holy crap, b.

 

[bitbydeath]

You fell off that and survived? Holy crap, b.

Yeah, I don’t recommend it. Got out of work for like 8 weeks though oh and women constantly asking to help for things like rides and stuff while on crutches was cool too.

I guess there were perks.

 

[MaestroMike]

125lbs, damn man, at 5'9'' dude I'm at 230lbs at 5'9''. You need help bro. I'm a bit fat so I'll forgive you.

I'm in the 180s now. That weight was a few years ago.

 

[MaestroMike]

Fell off this.

U were trying to climb it and fell or something ? was it from the top?

 

[bitbydeath]

U were trying to climb it and fell or something ? was it from the top?

Climbing but didn’t fall from the top. Was probably halfway up at the time but from a ledge like this.

So few stories worth I guess.

 

[Rival]

.

 

[MaestroMike]

Climbing but didn’t fall from the top. Was probably halfway up at the time but from a ledge like this.

So few stories worth I guess.

Do you still climb or was that your last time ???

 

[Sakura Doritos]

I dated an 18 year old bisexual girl who did a few too many drugs, was a skater and gamer. Sex was glorious. Every other moment was hell especially when we played games together.

 

[Meowzers]

I'm in the 180s now. That weight was a few years ago.

You doing well bro!

 

[Vyse1800]

When I was in fourth grade I went to the park and ran into a couple of second graders. They started big talking, so, I went ahead and started showing them who the boss is. Unbeknownst to me, they were there with about 4 or 5 other second graders and they came by and gave me a pretty good thrashing and left me there in the sand box.

 

[MaestroMike]

Getting married and having children when I can never hold down a job cause I don’t like people telling me what to do

Fake ur death, let ur fam collect the life insurance money and move to another country never having to deal with them again ?? Would this be a good plan R Rival ?

 

[Meowzers]

When I was in fourth grade I went to the park and ran into a couple of second graders. They started big talking, so, I went ahead and started showing them who the boss is. Unbeknownst to me, they were there with about 4 or 5 other second graders and they came by and gave me a pretty good thrashing and left me there in the sand box.

DAMN bro, I feel for you.

 

[MaestroMike]

I dated an 18 year old bisexual girl who did a few too many drugs, was a skater and gamer. Sex was glorious. Every other moment was hell especially when we played games together.

It was hel! While playing games ?? Wat kinda games were you playing ??

 

[Meowzers]

It was hel! While playing games ?? Wat kinda games were you playing ??

Fifa bruv,

 

[Kev Kev]

When I was in fourth grade I went to the park and ran into a couple of second graders. They started big talking, so, I went ahead and started showing them who the boss is. Unbeknownst to me, they were there with about 4 or 5 other second graders and they came by and gave me a pretty good thrashing and left me there in the sand box.

 

[nush]

Stood right on the edge top floor of a 32 storey building for an awesome selfie.
Hung off the outside ledge of a railway viaduct, just bare hands.
Made out with a nightclub bouncer/Martial Arts teachers girlfriend, also separate incident made out with a nightclub owners side piece in his own nightclub.
Took maybe 4 Ecstasy pills my first time because I didn't think they were "Working". Then after waiting they "Worked"...
2 3 chicks at the same time.
Smuggled stacks of cash
Joined the mile high club
Evading security guards on numerous active site urban exploring expeditions.
Once offered a bribe of £5000 cash in a McDonalds paper bag, and turned it down.

 

[quickwhips]

A red head.

 

[V4skunk]

Climbing but didn’t fall from the top. Was probably halfway up at the time but from a ledge like this.

So few stories worth I guess.

You should have leveled up stamina more and wore fully upgraded climbing gear.

The thing craziest thing I've done is almost cut a car in half with a concrete block.
I didn't like the owner any more.

 

[bitbydeath]

Do you still climb or was that your last time ???

That was the last time, who am I to tempt fate.

 

[Stouffers]

Took a giant shit at the top of the Eiffel Tower. It was both the craziest and most romantic shit I’ve ever taken.

 

[Nymphae]

I chew advil/tylenol because I don't like to swallow pills.

 

[Sakura Doritos]

It was hel! While playing games ?? Wat kinda games were you playing ??

She was a Tony Hawk 2 master. I fucking hate that game because She hogged the TV. I beat the Shit out of her in Soul Caliber 2, her favorite game. I also beat her at Mortal Kombat Gold. This was Dreamcast mind you.

She was a sore fucking loser. But it was Klingon-sequel sex. So at the time I though was worth it.

 

[Compsiox]

Masturbated to myself in the mirror

 

[Fushitsusha]

125lbs, damn man, at 5'9'' dude I'm at 230lbs at 5'9''. You need help bro. I'm a bit fat so I'll forgive you.

Is this considered crazy in America? Some are taller and less than that and never got those sort of comments.

 

[MaestroMike]

Stood right on the edge top floor of a 32 storey building for an awesome selfie.
Hung off the outside ledge of a railway viaduct, just bare hands.
Made out with a nightclub bouncer/Martial Arts teachers girlfriend, also separate incident made out with a nightclub owners side piece in his own nightclub.
Took maybe 4 Ecstasy pills my first time because I didn't think they were "Working". Then after waiting they "Worked"...
2 3 chicks at the same time.
Smuggled stacks of cash
Joined the mile high club
Evading security guards on numerous active site urban exploring expeditions.
Once offered a bribe of £5000 cash in a McDonalds paper bag, and turned it down.

Bribe for what? And you really did all that stuff??? sounds like stuff from GTA. how long did you last with the chicks?? seems like a lot of work even with two

 

[EviLore]

 

[nush]

Bribe for what? And you really did all that stuff??? sounds like stuff from GTA. how long did you last with the chicks?? seems like a lot of work even with two

I don't bullshit on the internet, If I tell a story it's true. That happened and I don't seek e-cred likes/comments/shares becuse I've lived before the internet existed as it does now. The 5K was for me getting more orders for a business, but I knew it was a one and done order. That would have bit me on the ass when order 2 never arrived and I told them it was one and done.

 

[haxan7]

Not gonna share everything in case my real identity ever gets linked to this but here’s a couple spicy ones

Spoiler

Almost got kicked out of college when I couldn’t accept getting dumped

mixed a large dose of legally prescribed xanax with lots of booze at once (Learned my lesson, I refuse to touch benzos under any circumstance)

Scared the shit out of people I was hanging out with while traveling in an Uber by going full psycho screaming at someone in the car who said something I didn’t like (don’t remember what it was)

 

[teezzy]

I once vomited milk into a bowl of cocoa puffs and ate it.

 

[TaySan]

Not really crazy i guess, but i remembered this one.

Spoiler

Got crazy black out drunk in Vegas. Did coke and drank way too much and woke up sleeping in my own puke. My friends had to carry me around so i felt bad about that.

 

[Windle Poons]

Flown round the world in first class.

 

[xrnzaaas]

5. Believed that wrestling is real!

WAIT WHAT

 

[Shambala]

I was a member at resetera

 

[Rentahamster]

Getting married and having children when I can never hold down a job cause I don’t like people telling me what to do

You should post on NeoGAF

 

[Elektro Demon]

I once lost my house keys and I had to take a massive dump. So I took a dump in my yard on the concrete and then later blamed it on the dog.

 

[nush]

I once lost my house keys and I had to take a massive dump. So I took a dump in my yard on the concrete and then later blamed it on the dog.

Most people only blame their farts on the dog.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Most people only blame their farts on the dog.

I'm not most people, brah.