Why is it that not a day goes by in which one of you Christians doesn't try to convert me your religion? Well, I guess I know. You want to save my soul from eternal damnation but let me tell you this - stop trying to convert me.
You try to tell me that science shows god exists. How could the universe exist so perfectly for life to exist if it weren't created by god? Then I point you to Kant's criticism of the teleological argument and you shift to a different angle. There are things that are right and wrong, how could this be if god didn't make it so. Then I laugh and I tell you that not only is it unknowable what is right and wrong, but it is even unknowable whether there is right or wrong and that to assert that there is such a thing as right or wrong is to be pulling shit out of your ass. So you find that won't work for you either. It goes on and on. You crazy Christians (not all of you are crazy, just the ones trying to convert me) keep on coming up more stupid reasons that your religion is right and I keep pointing out the flaws with them. Then, as a last resort, you say "if you don't have faith, you'll go to hell." And I tell you "if that's your reason for being Christian, then you're an idiot who'll believe any bullshit if enough fear is thrown at you. I'm not an idiot who'll believe any bullshit if enough fear is thrown at me."
So why don't you stop it? You're not gonna be able to convert me and you're not gonna be able to save my soul (not that it needs to be saved). Shut the fuck up and go try to convert somebody who is stupid.
(sorry if I offended you cool Christians that don't try to convert me. you guys are very cool, especially when you give me Christmas presents.)
You try to tell me that science shows god exists. How could the universe exist so perfectly for life to exist if it weren't created by god? Then I point you to Kant's criticism of the teleological argument and you shift to a different angle. There are things that are right and wrong, how could this be if god didn't make it so. Then I laugh and I tell you that not only is it unknowable what is right and wrong, but it is even unknowable whether there is right or wrong and that to assert that there is such a thing as right or wrong is to be pulling shit out of your ass. So you find that won't work for you either. It goes on and on. You crazy Christians (not all of you are crazy, just the ones trying to convert me) keep on coming up more stupid reasons that your religion is right and I keep pointing out the flaws with them. Then, as a last resort, you say "if you don't have faith, you'll go to hell." And I tell you "if that's your reason for being Christian, then you're an idiot who'll believe any bullshit if enough fear is thrown at you. I'm not an idiot who'll believe any bullshit if enough fear is thrown at me."
So why don't you stop it? You're not gonna be able to convert me and you're not gonna be able to save my soul (not that it needs to be saved). Shut the fuck up and go try to convert somebody who is stupid.
(sorry if I offended you cool Christians that don't try to convert me. you guys are very cool, especially when you give me Christmas presents.)