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[Sorcerer]

Donate all of my useful/functional/vital organs to hospitals and science and stuff.

The rest of me can be buried in a graveyard in Irithyll of the Boreal Valley lol.

If you live long enough are your organs of any use at all? Is donating a just in case you die young and healthy type of situation?

 

[Moomalade74]

I would like to be taken out into the woods and blown up with dynamite.

 

[Dark Rider]

Shot into the Sun.

That's an expensive form of cremation.

 

[TaySan]

Cremated, then have my ashes spread all over my hometown.

 

[lifa-cobex]

Burials are shockingly expensive.

Throw me into the street.

 

[RoadHazard]

First they can take all my organs (if any are useful), then if they want to use my body for research or whatever that's fine too. Once there's no more use for it, burn it. I don't need it, or any part of it, once I'm dead. Because I'll be dead.

If possible I would like my ashes to be shot into space.

 

[poodaddy]

I told my wife and daughter to cremate me and mix my ashes into the cat litter. I figure I should exist in death as I did in life; consistently being shat and pissed upon. My wife wasn't amused, my daughter got a good laugh out of it.

 

[Red Rackham's Revenge]

Imagine you're one of those rare cases where you're not really dead but in a deep sleep or coma and you chose cremation.

EMTs checked woman's vitals three times before wrong death declaration

Southfield Fire Chief Johnny Menifee held a press conference on Wednesday to answer questions about the case of Timesha Beauchamp, who was found alive at a mortuary on Sunday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[TheOneReborn]

Donate baby

 

[Psajdak]

I wanna be transported into ISEKAI!

 

[Sorcerer]

Imagine you're one of those rare cases where you're not really dead but in a deep sleep or coma and you chose cremation.

EMTs checked woman's vitals three times before wrong death declaration

Southfield Fire Chief Johnny Menifee held a press conference on Wednesday to answer questions about the case of Timesha Beauchamp, who was found alive at a mortuary on Sunday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Sounds equally as horrible as being buried alive. You will at least die rather quickly if you are cremated.

 

[slugbahr]

Cremated, then my ashes scattered into a sewer.

Imagine you're one of those rare cases where you're not really dead but in a deep sleep or coma and you chose cremation.

EMTs checked woman's vitals three times before wrong death declaration

Southfield Fire Chief Johnny Menifee held a press conference on Wednesday to answer questions about the case of Timesha Beauchamp, who was found alive at a mortuary on Sunday.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Ok then. Decapitated first, then cremated.

 

[AlteredForms]

I'm not one to usually comment on these topics, but my choice would be burial and I wouldn't necessarily want to go into the ground.

I would like to own a large house one day with a lush garden in the back yard, there I'll build a small mausoleum where I will inter myself in a stone sarcophagus in the center of the room, with family members along the walls.

This may all sound pointless and expensive to my fellow users, but it's how I'd like things to be done. Any descendants can pay respect or visit their predecessors in one place or don't visit at all and leave it in silence and solitude, either one is appealing to me.

 

[Orpheum]

I'll donate whatever organs they can salvage out of my fucked up body. However i will not be rotting below the ground. Burn my dead ass

 

[Elektro Demon]

After I die, I don't really give a shit whether someone will bury me or cremate me.

 

[pauljeremiah]

I honestly don't mind, so I've asked my family to surprise me.

 

[TheContact]

lost my 11 year old akita-sherpherd mix to cancer today. buried her right in the ground in my backyard.

 

[Alter_Fridge]

Harvest my organs, Who cares other way

 

[Barnabot]

Burial. So that during my funeral i can open the casket and haunt you by telling you that I'm still alive.

 

[Synless]

I plan to be shot into space. I put it in my will.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

I want to die with dignity, like slipping in the shower and being found two weeks later swollen up so bad they don't know if I'm man or sofa. Then stuffed, mounted and put in a cool pose like the Michael Jackson crotch grab.

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

 

[Woffls]

Donate the good shit then burn the rest and chuck it in the desert.

 

[BigBooper]

I chose burial. I want people to be able to dig up my skeleton in a hundred years and be able to say yep, that was a human.

 

[Bolivar687]

Burial seems to be the correct choice.

 

[Pejo]

I want to be shot into space in hopes that an advanced alien race finds me and either revives me, clones me, or uses parts of me in a war cyborg body which I eventually take control of and use to conquer said aliens. Not in like a tube or capsule or anything either, just shoot me into space, limbs flailing.

 

[Aesius]

Cremation. You eventually turn to dust anyway. Why add a financial burden to your family and take up space in a cemetery and pollute the soil with your decomposing, embalming fluid-leaking carcass?

 

[12Goblins]

Donate me to the necrophiliacs, they need love too

 

[deafmedal]

Burn me up and have ole Musky shoot me into the stars please

Edit: read thread in reverse, glad there are others who feel the same about being shot into space. My wife says I’m insane and it’ll be too expensive... fuck you bitch, imma get what I want dammit!

 

[johntown]

Burial.......maybe some incredible advancement in technology will happen and I can be revived/restored at some point. Or used as a weapon in a zombie apocalypse.

 

[mr.dilya]

Only the dead get buried.

 

[Master Of Illusion]

Cryogenics.

 

[TindalosPup]

I'm going to be cremated and have my ashes turned into gemstones to make literal family jewels to be passed on to the next generations with a message from me (it's also a tiny experiment and a nod to my interests in the paranormal, if I can ghost at my great great great grandchildren and see what's up; I will)

 

[5609481]

Cremation and flushed down the nearest toilet