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[Tuvoc]

I told my girlfriend about this meme last night while we were in bed. She laughed about it. Then I poked her with it, and we fucked.

By God, it works!! At least it worked last night.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

That sounds fucking hot.

 

[terrisus]

If only there was an asexual or commited married requirement.

But really breh, if your wife wants to fundle when she cuddles, just wait until she is asleep or playing DS. That's what my GF does breh =)

Like you say, cuddling is just as intimate and an expression of love as sex is, so don't be wanting to do so with others other than your wife.

We have separate beds >.>

 

[Izuna]

.

 

[terrisus]

I hope one day you get horny

>.>

 

[daveo42]

We have separate beds >.>

Are you in a sitcom from the 50s?

Seriously though, that seems all sorts of weird to me. I know that some people don't want to cuddle all the time or even spoon during sleep (stomach sleeper here so that doesn't work all that well for me), but different beds just sounds rough and almost wrong in the context of any long term relationship unless there is some sort of extenuating physical or medical issue.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

We have separate beds >.>

Better do like me and did rat situation fast. Or else, time to get out.

 

[whatever77]

I told my girlfriend about this meme last night while we were in bed. She laughed about it. Then I poked her with it, and we fucked.

By God, it works!! At least it worked last night.

It works. I do it with my wife sometimes.

 

[Izuna]

>.>

Ask your wife to cook you lobster breh, she'll applaud you for trying.

 

[Cuphead]

LA here

One day, I want to live out there.

 

[HGStormy]

Is there an app for socially illiterate people? We need cuddles too

 

[Portugeezer]

Rarely works

 

[terrisus]

Are you in a sitcom from the 50s?

Maybe >.>

Seriously though, that seems all sorts of weird to me. I know that some people don't want to cuddle all the time or even spoon during sleep (stomach sleeper here so that doesn't work all that well for me), but different beds just sounds rough and almost wrong in the context of any long term relationship unless there is some sort of extenuating physical or medical issue.

I fidget and move around too much while I'm trying to get to sleep, and it bothers her and makes her annoyed.

Better do like me and did rat situation fast. Or else, time to get out.

It's been like this for the past 3 years >.>

 

[Izuna]

OMG...

*sniff*

 

[PhantomHound]

Cuddling is better than sex.

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Maybe >.>



I fidget and move around too much while I'm trying to get to sleep, and it bothers her and makes her annoyed.



It's been like this for the past 3 years >.>

It's hard but don't waste your best years. You're going to kick yourself when you're too old.

 

[terrisus]

Cuddling is better than sex.

<Awkward internet high-five>

It's hard but don't waste your best years. You're going to kick yourself when you're too old.

I'm 31, and have had cancer and a stroke.
My "best years" are long gone.
And, there are already plenty of things in my life I'm kicking myself about.

 

[Izuna]

Cuddling is better after sex.

fixed.

 

[vehn]

Why not have them snuggle in your bed all night instead? http://thesnugglebuddies.com/index.html

 

[PhantomHound]

<Awkward internet high-five>

 

[Portugeezer]

Why not have them snuggle in your bed all night instead? http://thesnugglebuddies.com/index.html

 

[Seth C]

I signed up. Only 3 girls near me so I doubt this app is going to be very useful.

 

[PhantomHound]

I signed up. Only 3 girls near me so I doubt this app is going to be very useful.

Oh my god. You should ask them if they'll do a four way cuddle. Can you imagine all that body heat on a cold winter night. Hnnng~

 

[EnlightenedMint]

Maybe this will help Pilkington get around to cuddling? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp_-6Y69-8Q

 

[zorlaczerohero]

You'd be able to spot heavy female users due to their lower backs looking like a racetrack for snails.

 

[BPoole]

I goptta step up my Cuddlin' game. None of these chicks want to cuddle with me

 

[terrisus]

Why not have them snuggle in your bed all night instead? http://thesnugglebuddies.com/index.html

Because I don't have $400 =(

 

[CountAntonius]

 

[terrisus]

That guy at the back...

 

[CountAntonius]

That guy at the back...

"Maybe if I poke him with it It'll put him in the mood."

 

[terrisus]

"Maybe if I poke him with it It'll put him in the mood."

And start a chain reaction.

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

The mere fact that two people would be willing to spoon, having just met each other, tells us this is certainly not "platonic", lol.

 

[FairyD]

Nope, not getting on board. I'll get the damn app and it will be 90% bots.

I'll cuddle with hookers thank you very much.

 

[John Kowalski]

fuck, i really need a cuddle right now

anyone up for some comfy spooning?

 

[Cuphead]

fuck, i really need a cuddle right now

anyone up for some comfy spooning?

hey

 

[Izuna]

And start a chain reaction.

That dude with his hand on that woman's bum.

 

[Escape Goat]

fuck, i really need a cuddle right now

anyone up for some comfy spooning?

I would but Im still working on my plan to kill God.

 

[jwk94]

hey

I saw him first!

 

[Gambit 1138]

so has anyone tried the app yet

 

[Izuna]

This app should put people who have been waiting the longest on the top of the list.

 

[Gambit 1138]

Isn't that the "pick up artist" called Style?

 

[Seth C]

Oh my god. You should ask them if they'll do a four way cuddle. Can you imagine all that body heat on a cold winter night. Hnnng~

Something tells me that won't be happening. One of the girls does already have 3 upvotes though.

 

[ItIsOkBro]

Fact: spooning leads to anal

 

[Nealand Liquor]

<Awkward internet high-five>




I'm 31, and have had cancer and a stroke.
My "best years" are long gone.
And, there are already plenty of things in my life I'm kicking myself about.

Jesus dude
*hugs*

 

[terrisus]

so has anyone tried the app yet

It's not available on Android, so I can't =(

Spoiler

Also my wife would murder me, so I can't regardless >.>

This app should put people who have been waiting the longest on the top of the list.

This is a good idea.

Jesus dude
*hugs*

Aww =)
Now this thread's getting somewhere.

 

[Sho_Nuff82]

But what if you get an erection while spooning?

...if?

 

[CrankyJay]

Brb. Writing the Shitter app for people who like Cleveland steamers.

 

[Cuphead]

I saw him first!

I'd like to see you handle a spoon like I do.

 

[terrisus]

I'd like to see you handle a spoon like I do.

Here's the problem - "spooning" involves two spoons, not a cup and a spoon.

 

[Malyse]

Well this thread got weird.