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[LiquidMetal14]

<Awkward internet high-five>




I'm 31, and have had cancer and a stroke.
My "best years" are long gone.
And, there are already plenty of things in my life I'm kicking myself about.

Sorry to hear. You're here with us now. Dig in or find a cheap iOS device and spoon your way to greatness!

 

[terrisus]

Well this thread got weird.

Sorry >.>

Sorry to hear. You're here with us now. Dig in

CuddleGAF |OT|

or find a cheap iOS device and spoon your way to greatness!

Meh :þ

 

[Rayis]

Fuck it, no Android version? I wanted to try it D:

EDIT: Oh wait, I forgot I have an old Ipod Touch, maybe I could try it there

 

[victreeb3l]

I went to a hackathon earlier this year and some girl proposed something exactly like this. The judges tore her apart and said this idea would never work because of the security concerns.

Surprised at the amount of press this one has gotten. Crazy.

 

[thefit]

50/50

 

[Purple Cheeto]

I downloaded it. The app is slow, has a shitty UI and no way to filter by gender/age. I spent a few minutes scrolling and all I saw were dudes so I deleted it.

 

[CrocMother]

Like you say, cuddling is just as intimate and an expression of love as sex is, so don't be wanting to do so with others other than your wife.

Ok, so where do you draw the line?

I think any action can be an act of love, or not. Sex isn't necessarily an expression of love, so obviously cuddling doesn't have to be either.

Meanwhile an act of love could be a glance, a touch of the hand or smile. It could be anything.

If you put sex on a pedestal, I reckon this wouldn't be the app for you.

 

[Monocle]

Will my cuddle time be cut short if I accidentally get a boner? Because you know, these things happen.

 

[terrisus]

Will my cuddle time be cut short if I accidentally get a boner? Because you know, these things happen.

Well, something's going to be cut short.

 

[Kitsunebaby]

I hate cuddling with people I like. Cuddling with a stranger sounds horrendous.

 

[Cuphead]

Here's the problem - "spooning" involves two spoons, not a cup and a spoon.

NSFW

 

[terrisus]

NSFW

1 guy 1 cup

 

[daveo42]

So I really need this thing for Android or info on some cuddle-friendly people near Cincinnati.

Maybe >.>

I fidget and move around too much while I'm trying to get to sleep, and it bothers her and makes her annoyed.

It's been like this for the past 3 years >.>

Depending how much it disturbs her sleep I could kind of see this. I have the same issue in that if the person I'm sleeping with moves around too much I cannot fall asleep. Still, I think I'd make that concession for a spouse and maybe looks for a more appropriate solution other than Let's just sleep in different beds from now on.

 

[eggwolio]

The wife often complains that I don't do this enough.

 

[Izuna]

.

 

[HGStormy]

Downloaded it, then immediately deleted it :c I don't like logging into things with my facebook account.

 

[Malyse]

Why doesn't anyone like man cuddles?

 

[terrisus]

Downloaded it, then immediately deleted it :c I don't like logging into things with my facebook account.

Is that the only way to log in?
Since, I don't have a Facebook account, and have no plans to create one.

Hype for Android version destroyed =(

 

[HGStormy]

Is that the only way to log in?
Since, I don't have a Facebook account, and have no plans to create one.

Hype for Android version destroyed =(

You can also log in with your twitter account, I think. But it uses your profile pic from facebook or twitter as your profile pic on the app and you can't change it

no cuddles for me I guess

 

[terrisus]

You can also log in with your twitter account, I think.

I don't have one of those either >.>

 

[hipbabboom]

Why doesn't anyone like man cuddles?

Didn't you learn anything from the image?!! Men will try to poke you with their penor.

 

[Malyse]

Didn't you learn anything from the image?!! Men will try to poke you with their penor.

…

Why does no one like man cuddles?

 

[Rayis]

Why doesn't anyone like man cuddles?

I LOVE man cuddles

 

[Rentahamster]

Didn't you learn anything from the image?!! Men will try to poke you with their penor.

That's a bonus.

 

[Malyse]

That's a bonus.

How else will I know I'm pretty?

Spoiler

JK, I know I'm pretty

 

[Rentahamster]

How else will I know I'm pretty?

Spoiler

JK, I know I'm pretty

We're both hella pretty, IMO.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I Snuggled with a Stranger Using New App Cuddlr, and My Cuddlee Had a Gun

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/i-snuggled-with-a-stranger-using-new-app-cuddlr-and-my-98806446809.html

Quite interesting.

 

[Tesseract]

uh hey dude i'm here to cuddle

come on down to my basement bro, mind the freezers

 

[Elwood Blues]

More accurate name for the app would be muggr.

 

[terrisus]

I Snuggled with a Stranger Using New App Cuddlr, and My Cuddlee Had a Gun

https://www.yahoo.com/tech/i-snuggled-with-a-stranger-using-new-app-cuddlr-and-my-98806446809.html

Quite interesting.

writers at The Washington Post and The Daily Dot gave it a shot. But neither could find a match because they both had boyfriends, which repelled the potential cuddlees.

<sighs>

 

[NateDog]

But what if my spoon is too big?