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[Tianbur]

Touch her elbow, trust me.

 

[3N16MA]

She touched her asshole before she touched you.

 

[Sylver]

Koothrappali in the first Big Bang Theory seasons...

 

[Gorillaz]

I wanted to make a thread about the muslim girl I've been dating for over a year that recently ended because we can't see a means of getting around the barrier that are her parents...but I don't think I can take the ridicule.

Unless it's something crazy or out there you will be alright. Post it.

 

[Az]

I'm with her right now in the library. We were walking around earlier and there was a lot of physical contact. I even touched her back a few times. It felt good.

Feeling like a real playa right about now.

You go get 'em playa.

 

[sn00zer]

I'm with her right now in the library. We were walking around earlier and there was a lot of physical contact. I even touched her back a few times. It felt good.

Feeling like a real playa right about now.

This is so god damn creepy

 

[Disagree Guy]

She touched her asshole before she touched you.

OP thinks he's just had buttsex

 

[Freaky Fred]

Thats a gaffer who made a girlthread as well right?

Jesus thats why i'm so paranoid about posting pictures here.

Just don't grow a mullet, ask GAF's advice, and then get pissed when people say it's gross and you should be okay.

 

[Rosenskjold]

"the touch barrier"

Enough said bro.

 

[andycapps]

OP thinks he's just had buttsex

That's how it's done, right?

Pls respond.

 

[hal9001]

Nvm

 

[Host Samurai]

das it mane. das it

 

[Bronetta]

This is so god damn creepy

I don't see how its creepy. I was walking with a friend after class ended and she chose to come up with us. The she asked me to walk with her, asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she agreed. Its not like I went up to her and forced anything. Get on my level son.

 

[Lautaro]

Don't be shy, tell me where she touched you...

 

[Gr1mLock]

I don't see how its creepy. I was walking with a friend after class ended and she chose to come up with us. The she asked me to walk with her, asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she agreed. Its not like I went up to her and forced anything. Get on my level son.

 

[DoktorEvil]

I don't see how its creepy. I was walking with a friend after class ended and she chose to come up with us. The she asked me to walk with her, asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she agreed. Its not like I went up to her and forced anything. Get on my level son.

YOU TELL' EM REGGIE!

 

[Bronetta]

YOU TELL' EM REGGIE!

 

[VGChampion]

I don't see how its creepy. I was walking with a friend after class ended and she chose to come up with us. The she asked me to walk with her, asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she agreed. Its not like I went up to her and forced anything. Get on my level son.

The creepiest thing is talking about it here honestly. Even if some guys have thoughts like these, it just sounds off talking about it here.

 

[titusandronicus]

I expect regular updates over the following weeks, right up to the moment of insertion.

 

[sn00zer]

I don't see how its creepy. I was walking with a friend after class ended and she chose to come up with us. The she asked me to walk with her, asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she agreed. Its not like I went up to her and forced anything. Get on my level son.

Im trying to imagine a persons reaction if they found out someone was posting online to a large community about the times they lightly touched them.

 

[3kuSaS]

Making a topic about this is hilarious, ill onlyt give a pass if your like 13-14. but on the real it can be a pretty good sign. if she touch your shoulders or leg its 100%. half the people making fun probably are not used to getting female attention so they cant relate dont mind em.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I like this thread.

I'm having fun.

Bravo OP.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Making a topic about this is hilarious, ill onlyt give a pass if your like 13-14. but on the real it can be a pretty good sign. if she touch your shoulders or leg its 100%. half the people making fun probably are not used to getting female attention so they cant relate dont mind em.

What Mark Hunt said.

 

[Bronetta]

Fair enough. Mods can lock this thread because I won't be posting further. Hope you all got laughs out of it.

 

[Omegasquash]

It's all an elaborate trap, OP. You're going to go over to her place, then wake up in the trunk of a car, gagged and bound.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Fair enough. Mods can lock this thread because I won't be posting further. Hope you all got laughs out of it.

So wait.. it was all a lie?

 

[hydrophilic attack]

Fair enough. Mods can lock this thread because I won't be posting further. Hope you all got laughs out of it.

Hey don't leave us in suspense like that.

Spoiler

We need to know if your relationship evolves to the point where she touches your shoulder.

 

[I'm an expert]

I don't see how its creepy. I was walking with a friend after class ended and she chose to come up with us. The she asked me to walk with her, asked if she wanted to grab a coffee and she agreed. Its not like I went up to her and forced anything. Get on my level son.

The fact you didn't understand what he was talking about in regards to being creepy..

Getting on your level would require a 10000 meter freefall.

 

[MickeyPhree]

Fair enough. Mods can lock this thread because I won't be posting further. Hope you all got laughs out of it.

Before me and my girlfriend started dAting, she touched my elbow once. Should I have made a thread about it?

 

[Gorillaz]

Making a topic about this is hilarious, ill onlyt give a pass if your like 13-14. but on the real it can be a pretty good sign. if she touch your shoulders or leg its 100%. half the people making fun probably are not used to getting female attention so they cant relate dont mind em.

pretty much agreed

 

[Mistel]

Before me and my girlfriend started dAting, she touched my elbow once. Should I have made a thread about it?

How many times did you touch her elbow? It might be vital info for the OP.

But the fact she's reciprocating means you are pretty much in OP.

 

[Clydefrog]

"Mods can now lock this thread"

always makes me laugh

 

[Messofanego]

Oh man I absolutely lost it to this post!

Actually, old ladies are the exception to that rule here since they're often lonely as hell and will talk to anyone in public if they get a chance, because they live alone and all their friends are dead.

So yeah, she absolutely wanted the D.

 

[Astral]

Coffee is dumb.

 

[Beardz]

Fair enough. Mods can lock this thread because I won't be posting further. Hope you all got laughs out of it.

I'm not laughing! Who's laughing?!

pls respond

 

[Hypemaster]

Unleash the mating call.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Bro Bronetta. Don't do this to us.

 

[FUNKNOWN iXi]

I just rubbed my nipples.

 

[Mistel]

I just rubbed my nipples.

Whilst thinking of the CE pistol?

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Thanks for the laughs Bronetta. Congrats on the touching. Go make something happen with this chick. Good luck!

 

[MickeyPhree]

How many times did you touch her elbow? It might be vital info for the OP.

But the fact she's reciprocating means you are pretty much in OP.

I went right for the boobs my friend. That's what an alpha does.

 

[smoothj]

So much salt in this thread.

Dude is just excited and just wats to share it.

Keep playing that game bruh.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Bronetta doesn't really live up to the name. A true bro would act without thinking.

 

[Oersted]

I'm with her right now in the library. We were walking around earlier and there was a lot of physical contact. I even touched her back a few times. It felt good.

Feeling like a real playa right about now.

Talked to her?

 

[DJMicLuv]

OP posts..
GAF takes the piss...
OP thinks "I'll show 'em!"...
OP gets the girl, spurred on by a desire to silence the haters...
OP wins.

This is the story we all deserve.

C'mon Bronetta, no surrender, this story isn't over yet!

 

[Mistel]

I went right for the boobs my friend. That's what an alpha does.

That's generally what I do in more intimate occasions.

 

[-MB-]

 

[Brofield]

C'mon, OP, we're only laughing at each other, but we're rooting for you!

 

[Belle Amour]

This thread lol can't wait to find out the end of the story....please oh please don't leave us hanging OP lol GAF must know....we're counting on you....we've all been touched by your story & must know more!

 

[hateradio]

right here

All these years and I never saw this GIF.

Fair enough. Mods can lock this thread because I won't be posting further. Hope you all got laughs out of it.

I did, but only a few. I hope you'll experience more than touching next time. <3