...and other posts saying the same thing.
What makes you think I skipped games in the series? I have literally never heard of a Goat Key but lo and behold, somehow that's canon.
Now I'm googling it.
http://www.khwiki.com/Young_Xehanort's_Keyblade
Yeah if this is somehow relevant to the overarching plot, I dunno what to tell you.
I excused the "CHI" blade only because it was so bad it was good, but goats?!
The story is thus - If you steal someone's heart they're heartless, but sometimes with the power of love, you can bring them back, but maybe only if they suicide, but watch out for their Nobody, unless you put them to sleep, then you have to watch out for Dream Eaters, which you might confuse with the Unversed...
Then there's Organization XIII, which is but isn't the thirteen Darknesses, and actually there's a fourteenth one, but you need seven Lights, which are also princesses, and there's this guy named DiZ, which did you think that was a name? Because it actually means Darkness in Zero because
why not. Anyway he's the real Ansem, the Ansem you fought before was Xehanort's heartless, not to be confused with Xemnas, Xehanort's Nobody.
YES THIS IS ALL VERY STRAIGHTFORWARD. I'VE GOT IT MEMORIZED.
Basically there's like 3-4 versions of every character, 3-4 different factions of enemies that have to do with ephemeral concepts of darkness and light and love and dreams and hope and hearts and emptiness, but rarely ever at the same time.
Can anyone explain what happens when you 'obtain' Kingdom Hearts? That's what the chi-blade is for, right? What happens? Has it happened before?