There's a story in the Bible like that. how 'Noah's sons saw him nakies' or something.
Dad's watching porn with loud volume
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There's a story in the Bible like that. how 'Noah's sons saw him nakies' or something.
fucking dead. LOL. was the best thread I've ever read.
dark_prinny
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Onanism is a hell of a drug.
Conor_Fool
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Back when it was a big thing, I heard my Mom in the other room listening to 2girls1cup. After the incident, my brother and I looked at what she had searched to find it (she heard about it on the radio apparently) and we were fucking hysterical at the results.
holy shit.
DeSo
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Still my favourite thread of the year so far. A classic.
Marvel
could never
Your mom sounds awesome.
RPS37
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Seems plausible. Like he was watching a regular Cinemax movie, then fell asleep before Skinemax started.
Wait it was this year? Feels so long ago.
WhiskeyDiver
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No doubt the sound was loud to lure you into a very awkward bonding experience with him...or he wanted to race.
Jawmuncher
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Every time I see the title I keep thinking this thread is about multiple Dad's getting together to watch porn.
Well, moaning can be a turn on. And sometimes the dialogs are really funny.
Maintenance
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I thought about explaining the whole story but it would be crass, so I would just say that I watched, many years ago, hentai with a family member who used to tape softcore. I still remember his reactions: "What the fuck is this?" "Why is she getting raped by tentacles?".
FYI, I thought that it was anime, since to me the drawing was similar to what I used to watch (Dragon Ball, Saint Seiya, etc). That made me avoid animes for a long, long time.
FYI, I thought that it was anime, since to me the drawing was similar to what I used to watch (Dragon Ball, Saint Seiya, etc). That made me avoid animes for a long, long time.
If you're not your probably missing out.
Listening to it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with the story.
gimmmick
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LOL
How the hell did I miss that thread?
You should read all of it it's funny.
Seraphis Cain
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You have a very interesting life, CFK.
Badly done fake moaning can do the opposite as well, but essentially the sounds of sex is what you are listening to. Dialogue can be funny/exciting, but cringeworthy also.
Use sound, you are probably missing out like Stormtrooper said.
EightBitNate
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It happens
godly.
Indeed.
It sure does. Keeping your headphones plugged in now I hope?
Can this thread be locked and bronzed? I mean it's perfect with this. Just maybe write the whole thread in the sky, and end it with this post?
Please?
Yikes. It's a bit awkward but you gotta do what you gotta do.
Every now and then I'll walk into the room where we have our desktop and my dad will be watching porn. This is normally at like 3am in the morning but at least he doesn't have the volume on or he'll set it super low. I've made it a habit to close the bathroom door loudly to let him know I'm awake and walking about. He'll then wrap up what he's doing and dash into his room. It's like an unspoken system.
Every now and then I'll walk into the room where we have our desktop and my dad will be watching porn. This is normally at like 3am in the morning but at least he doesn't have the volume on or he'll set it super low. I've made it a habit to close the bathroom door loudly to let him know I'm awake and walking about. He'll then wrap up what he's doing and dash into his room. It's like an unspoken system.
Wiktor
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Lol..back in 80s my father got vhs tape with porn. It was hot summer, so he and my mother watched it with windows open at night. Back then almost nobody had vhs player at home (father had to pull some strings to get it). So the next time my dad met any of our make neightbours they all congratulated him on stamina and skills 
Blargonaut
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OP, this is your mission, should you choose to accept it:
Sneak over there and increase it to maximum volume, then hide and watch.
Report back after for debriefing.
tiny cat feet OP, silent tiny cat feet
...also... falling asleep while watching porn?
GameAddict411
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i demand a tag for this person now!
Check Mark
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Sounds like he wasn't watching the porn and just fell asleep before midnight with the TV on?
trying to save your dad's rep a little
it happens
My proudest post in that glorious thread.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=102457574&postcount=168
jossueinacoma
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Dead.
hodayathink
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A story kinda like this:
My second roommate in college was a pretty nice guy, except that he kept inviting his girlfriend over for the weekend without telling me beforehand, so I'd have to pretty abruptly find a place to sleep that night. After about the 5th time, I'd had enough, and decided to play a little joke on him. So before I left the room, I turned to volume up on my computer and speakers about as loud as it would go, and turned off the monitor. Then I went downstairs to the computer lab and, after a half hour of surfing around, connected to my computer through remote desktop, built up a couple hour long playlist of porn, and hit play.
The when I came back to my room the next morning, the volume on the speakers was turned all the way down. Neither one ever brought it up, but from that day forward I got at least a day's warning when she was going to be coming down.
God Dayumm
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What are dots then?
Count Dookkake
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Must be hard of hearing.
Best clip, Eva Lauren pink lil dress in a bed, tits out teasing her panties, no better MILF star exists IMO, her body is top notch face is ok but she works her face to sell the scenes, this lady is wild.
hmm
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