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[The Faceless Master]

Star Wars fan Jeff Twieden has already begun lining up for Episode 3 outside a theater in Seattle.

http://www.theforce.net/latestnews/story/Star_Wars_Fan_Camps_Out_For_ROTS_88736.asp

 

[Gantz]

What a pathetic loser :lol

 

[Ninja Scooter]

but if he's standing in line, who is going to have sex with his girlfriend?

 

[Jim Bowie]

About 21 weeks early, champ.

 

[Guzim]

but if he's standing in line, who is going to have sex with his girlfriend?

You of course!


oh snap :lol

 

[Dead]

but if he's standing in line, who is going to have sex with his girlfriend?

Thats a goo.....

Ohhhhhhhhhhh :lol

 

[Meier]

but if he's standing in line, who is going to have sex with his girlfriend?

:lol :lol

 

[Teddman]

In Seattle? Dude, either go to Hollywood or don't bother waiting outside for four months.

 

[impirius]

What a loon... the Internet has made such outdated methods of attention whoring completely obsolete!

 

[BigJonsson]

Conan needs to send Triumph again

 

[Fifty]

Does he know that the new movies suck total and complete ass?

Twieden thinks prequel episodes one and two were a mixed bag, but he can sum up the potential of Episode Three in one word.

"Vader, baby. Vader."

What an idiot.

 

[cvxfreak]

:lol:lol:lol:lol

My God :lol

 

[olimario]

Cry for attention. He's hoping local news and late night will catch wind of his pathetic display.

 

[MetatronM]

Twieden thinks prequel episodes one and two were a mixed bag, but he can sum up the potential of Episode Three in one word.

"Vader, baby. Vader."

That's three words, you jackass.

 

[Do The Mario]

:lol :lol :lol


Someone should just go cut in!!

 

[LakeEarth]

Can't he just find a theatre that'll let him buy tickets early?

 

[impirius]

:lol :lol :lol


Someone should just go cut in!!

:lol

"What are you talking about?! I was here since Tuesday!!"

 

[Trevelyon]

Hopefully he gets hobo raped.

 

[Trevelyon]

"There's a potential problem in the long wait. Twieden isn't even sure Episode Three will play the Cinerama.

"That's the assumption I'm going on," he says. "If it isn't, I'll be more than happy to move to a different theater. It's really about the wait."

 

[Nightbreeze]

wow

 

[Lyte Edge]

This is why I'm glad Episode 3 is the LAST Star Wars movie.

(I hope)

What are these people going to do after it's out?

 

[Teddman]

This is Seattle too. Guy's going to be soaked out there in the rain countless times.

There's a reason people lined up at the Mann Chinese in Southern California.

 

[keeblerdrow]

Twieden thinks prequel episodes one and two were a mixed bag, but he can sum up the potential of Episode Three in one word.

"Vader, baby. Vader."

What the fuck does Pearl Jam have to do with Star Wars?

 

[TheTurtleTitan]

Upon May Opening

"Damn, I forgot my money."

 

[ButtonMasher]

That's just FLAT OUT lame!

It's frick'n winter time :lol

That dude is gonna end up with a serious case of Babby balls!

 

[Jim Bowie]

Someone should just go cut in!!

Maybe someone should run to the front of the line and eat all the tickets.

 

[Triumph]

Oh man, I sooo hope that Triumph the Insult Comic Dog does some Episode III shit. Please, god?

 

[Substance]

How could someone just waste away five months like that? This level of anticipation is senseless, the same effect can be achieved if he just waits a day beforehand, or purchases a ticket early. And he even admits the last two prequels were 'a mixed bag'. Well I'm not going to bother to understand... oh right, the five minutes of Vader at the end...

Oh yes I third the Triumph crashing suggestion. Hah, I can't believe its been three years.

 

[Manabanana]

Maybe someone should run to the front of the line and eat all the tickets.

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Rorschach]

Does it say if he had a padawan braid?

 

[Mama Smurf]

I think it's implied.

 

[ChrisReid]

This is Seattle too. Guy's going to be soaked out there in the rain countless times.

It's actually starting to snow here tonight.

 

[The Abominable Snowman]

but if he's standing in line, who is going to have sex with his girlfriend?

His Girlfriend and him are never apart of course <3

She's always on his arm

 

[firex]

so this is what efralope's been up to.

 

[GamerDiva]

Star Wars fan Jeff Twieden has already begun lining up for Episode 3 outside a theater in Seattle.

Quick, someone spot the virgin. :lol

 

[pestul]

This sounds like the beginning of those recent long-winded CSI plots..

 

[Jim Bowie]

Quick, someone spot the virgin. :lol

I was about to say "You!", but then I noticed that you were not a fat, balding geek making fun of another fat, balding geek. Oh well.

 

[Phoenix]

You guys sure this isn't just a homeless/unemployed person looking for a free meal and attention :lol

 

[Shazapp]

Fandango, baby. Fandango.

 

[Outlaw Pro Mod]

If I was the owner of that theater I'd cancel the showing completely just seconds before the premiere. I would set up chairs for an audience and then videotape that piece of shit's reaction. To top it off, I'd claim that Seattle and every city within a 100 mile radius has banned the showing of the film.

He'd probably cry.

 

[MIMIC]

I saw this on the news.

Fucking stupid...then again, I'm no Star Wars fan.

 

[Evenball]

This is the third time he'd done this. It was all over the news in '99 too.

 

[Blackcherry]

he an attention whore

 

[shibbs]