Dave Chappelle doesn't want you to watch the "Lost Episodes"

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The show was crap compared to the first two seasons. I'm beginning to believe Dave when he said he didn't think the 3rd season material was good. People criticizing him just because he's not doing more Chappelle show are great, though. Keep it up guys.
 
Damn, from the content of that first ep, I see why Dave didn't want it to air. You just know he stopped after filming those skits and said "Jesus, I've gone way too far."

The multiple layers of irony are sweet. People screw over Dave, so he gets "revenge" in the show. Dave screws over Comedy Central, so they get "revenge" on him by airing these new eps. In the end, everybody is rich... 'cept Ashy Larry and Charlie Murphy.

DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
 
DMczaf said:
Ninja Scooter is Mexican, so of course he wants more Mencia!!! DUR DUR DURRRRR!
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I speak on behalf of all mexicans when i say we dont like Mencia. We like George Lopez. Its white people who give mencia ratings
 
norinrad21 said:
Please explain whats going on to a clueless European, is this a new Chappelle show?
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Yeah, they assembled three new episodes from the material they did before Dave...you know...went crazy.
 
Other than the Tupac skit, the episode was weak. I can see why Dave wanted to leave. Each of the skits made Dave look like a rich little corporate bitch.
 
LOL U guys R so misinformed! :lol

Little to do you know that the real reason Dave packed up and left is because Niel was ****ing his wife. But you won't hear that on "CNN". Why do you think Dave went to Africa without telling his wife shit?
 
I was really disappointed by this first Lost Episode, but I'm glad you guys enjoyed it so much. My only LOLs were at "I'm dead" and kicking the baby. I met Charlie Murphy at last year's Bonnaroo, and he said that the third season footage includes one more of his stories...so I'm hoping that made it into the final cut and can save this mini-season.
 
The Tupac one was definately up there for me as one of the best. I've watched it three times tonight and it makes me laugh everytime.
 
DarienA said:
I hope somebody transcribes the lyrics for that Tupac song.
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Here they are as I heard them:

Listen close, as life turns it's pages,
Makaveli here kicking rhymes for the ages,
See things is changing,
Wise words spoken by sages,
From Skytel to Blackberry pagers,
Your crew don't faze us,
We'll make you busters pay us,
Run up in your spot like CJ from San Andreas,

I wrote this song a long time ago,
A real long time ago,
Feel me,
I wrote this long time ago,
It was the dopest song I ever wrote,
In 94,

What can a n*gga do,
When half the people voted for George W.,
Life's a bitch, not George W,
Can't be true,
I wanna choke 'em,
Cause he's a snitch,
I talking about George W. Smith,
From City Council,
He ran in '93 out in Oakland,
You prolly didn't hear about him,

I wrote this song a long time ago,
A real long time ago,
Way before Slim Shady was in demand,
Way before we dropped faloney on Afghanastan,
I wrote this song in '94,
How am I doing this?

Look around the club,'
See everyone in the place,
Showing Pac love,
Got a smile on my face,

The girl in the miniskirt,
Has bad taste,
Cause her shirt don't match,
There's a pudding stain on her back,

What the f*ck is that?
Might be doo doo...
And you in the back,
You ain't shit,
You bought a gin and tonic,
But you didn't even tip.
And if you hit this table one more time,
Then the record might skip,
Might skip, I told you,
Stop hitting the table,

Tupac galore,
I wrote this this rhyme in 1994,
I'm not alive,
Thug Life,
Dave Chappelle that ain't your wife,
<can't tell>
Go home,

I wrote this song a long time ago,
A real long time ago,
Way before Beanie Seagal had to do a bid,
Way before Dave Chappelle had two kids,
<Can't tell>
 
SolKane said:
think that was john cho in the first skit
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Because all Asians look alike, amirite?
 
SolidSnakex said:
"Don't give him no coochie,
- Rest in peace 2 Pac,
Ok, I will"
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:lol :lol I missed that part! That's why Dave had that additional WTF look on his face at the end...
 
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