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david beckham is officially the dumbest man on earth

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psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
I was surfing the net and i foundthis website. Im pretty sure that Black Stallion is smarter than him, jkust take a look at some of these quotes:

"My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7"


"I remember so clearly us going into hospital so Victoria could have Brooklyn. I was eating a Lion bar at the time"


"We're definitely going to get Brooklyn christened, but we don't know into which religion!"

There arent many on the website, but they're still funny.
 
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Templar Wizard

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well, this is the guy whose claim to fame* was that he never read a book.

(well, he may never have clamied that it made him famous, but the fact still stands)
 
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Ill Saint

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Didn't he a get a tattoo done in some language that misspelled the name of his missus?

He is clearly not a very clever man.
 
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bjork

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psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
Mr Gump said:
Hey, i still wouldnt mind being him.
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I would agree to that if he had a brain and if he could talk in press conferences. He cant even put sentences together.

Just for thsoe who dont know:
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This person is called Ronaldinho. he is probably the best footballing talet the world has seen in many years. real madrid had the choice of buying him or david beckham and even though Ronaldinho was cheaper and much more effective, they bought beckham because Ronaldinho had bad teeth.
 
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psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
carpal said:
Brooklyn Beckham?
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yep, thats the first son,. the second one is called Romeo Beckham.

As for Victoria, shes a bag of silicon now and a total bich. I'll say no thanks
 
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Mr Gump

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psycho_snake said:
I would agree to that if he had a brain and if he could talk in press conferences. He cant even put sentences together.

Just for thsoe who dont know:
210803_Ronaldinho_gran.jpg
This person is called Ronaldinho. he is probably the best footballing talet the world has seen in many years. real madrid had the choice of buying him or david beckham and even though Ronaldinho was cheaper and much more effective, they bought beckham because Ronaldinho had bad teeth.
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Im sure there was more to it than that.....
 
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psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
Mr Gump said:
Im sure there was more to it than that.....
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No, They boght beckham for marketing purposes, so they needed someone with straight teeth. If they bought Ronaldinho, maybe they would have won a trophy. Since beckham came, real medrid have had no silverware.

Just to let you all know. beckham painted his nails pink
 
ScientificNinja

ScientificNinja

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Oh spare me the holier than thou bullshit. You know that if you had the chance to be David Beckham you'd be all over it in a heartbeat.
 
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Mason

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If I could be David Beckham, I'd stop being such a poster child for metrosexuality. Then I'd sell nude pictures of myself for large sums of money, break my legs, and leave his body with the money. He'd be left with NOTHING! NOTHING!
 
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Interlude

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If i have as much money as Beckham, I wouldn't mind. :lol

Another player, Totti is said to be the Italian equivalent of Beckham in term of intelligence. He even wrote a joke book.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3109197.stm

Here is one of them I read from another site.

Q: First name?
A: Francesco.
Q: Last Name?
A: Totti.
Q: Profession?
A: Soccer player.
Q: Sex?
A: Not much, ultimately!
 
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snaildog

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I've met a LOT of people who are very intelligent yet write like six-year-olds. Not meaning Beckham specifically, but a lack of literary upbringing doesn't mean everything. And it doesn't need to be said, but he's a hell of a lot more successful than anyone on this board will ever be, and it's (mostly) from pure talent.

Edit: You've also gotta remember that these cockney people talk pretty funny anyway!
 
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RonaldoSan

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I'm sure being put on the spot in front of hungry animals with cameras and microphones is gonna make you a little distracted.

He is still a very skillfull athlete.

...forget about Ronaldinho.... Adriano is the future!

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Timbuktu

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Really, Beckham should never open his mouth, his voice and his accent doesn't suit his image at all. He is pretty stupid to have married Victoria though, getting into the whole affair thing and admitting to deliberately getting a yellow card. He does brand himself quite well though and he was on a best book shortlist for his autobiography, sure it's got a ghost writer, but it's not like anyone here is gonna get shortlisted for a book of the year prize.
 
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BatiGOOOOOOL

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Totti is a complete tool also. Him and Beckham have material to have you laughing all day.

The only difference is that Totti is actually a good player, very good, in fact.
 
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belgurdo

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Suerte said:
IMO he's not even that good looking, I don't see the attraction.
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$$$

Same reason all of our overpaid babies in the NBA can get their fill of manipulative hotel workers and models
 
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