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[Mimosa97]

ban alchohol on flights and at airports.

install a breathalizer at the gate barring drunk beligerants from entering the plane.

When did you turn into a suburban housewife?

 

[Zen Aku]

Op should be temp banned for bad title.

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

OP, reading comprehension an issue? Or were you just glossing over the fact that the 'victim' was deranged as fuck?

....

Holy shit, OP, were you the passenger?

baiting is a lost art

 

[Thelonelykoopa]

Oh

Oh shit that a member of the Florida Royal Family.

 

[Ponn]

No. The cabin pressure differential with the outside air makes it impossible.

Don't you know who he is?

 

[Trojita]

It's a door that literally can't be opened mid flight.

 

[Mammoth Jones]

Dat title change lol

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Delta Mother fuckersss

 

[Khaos Kontrol]

What was the previous thread title?

 

[gutter_trash]

When did you turn into a suburban housewife?

drink when you land at your destination

plust, drunks end up peeing 40 time in mid-flight increasing bathroom traffic

 

[Forerunner]

What was the previous thread title?

Something to the extent of:

Delta flight attendant hits man over the head with a wine bottle.

 

[LycanXIII]

Hudek had been traveling on a "dependent pass," the complaint said. Such passes allow certain relatives of Delta employees to fly standby.

Could his relative get in trouble too?

 

[Frodo]

drink when you land at your destination

plust, drunks end up peeing 40 time in mid-flight increasing bathroom traffic

How many long flights have you taken, dear?


Flying is already bad enough as it is. Let alone without alcohol.
Stupid people will do stupid things.

 

[shira]

drink when you land at your destination

plust, drunks end up peeing 40 time in mid-flight increasing bathroom traffic

But the effect of alcohol is increased, you can be completely hammered with half a drink

 

[Kinyou]

As the struggle continued, a flight attendant grabbed two wine bottles and hit Hudek over the head with each — breaking at least one of them, Highley wrote.

I just want to know if the attendant was dual wielding those.

 

[Herr Schwarz]

Flight attendants should be given tasers.

Unruly assholes on flights are the worst, a good tase should sort that out.

We're already cattle on a flight may as well double down.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

So is it possible even to open the emergency exits while the plane is in flight?

No

 

[Jackpot]

You really wanna make that bet when you're in the air?

How do physics work?

 

[Poppy]

ban alchohol on flights and at airports.

install a breathalizer at the gate barring drunk beligerants from entering the plane.

fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk that

 

[Rentahamster]

You really wanna make that bet when you're in the air?

Yes. It's a safe bet.

Could his relative get in trouble too?

Yup. With his or her employer though. I doubt the relative could be legally liable for anything, but who knows.

 

[Jenov]

So is it possible even to open the emergency exits while the plane is in flight?

only at low altitudes

 

[Xero]

How do physics work?

in that sitaution fuck physics i wouldnt be thinking straight.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

hahahaha holy shit

 

[gutter_trash]

How many long flights have you taken, dear?


Flying is already bad enough as it is. Let alone without alcohol.
Stupid people will do stupid things.

if you can't spend 10 hours without alcohol, then you have a problem

 

[zeemumu]

Thing is, it's not actually possible to open the emergency exits while the plane is in the air.

Still, that doesn't mean you let this obviously nuts guy attempt it.

Flight attendants should be given tasers.

Unruly assholes on flights are the worst, a good tase should sort that out.

We're already cattle on a flight may as well double down.

Thought that's what the air marshall is for

 

[OriginalNameGuy]

Hope his attempt to get lit on the airplane was worth it. Absolute insanity glad people stepped in instead of being bystanders.

 

[BronsonLee]

How do physics work?

Yes. It's a safe bet.

Yeah, guys, not what I'm getting at, you're not going to sit there and be totally calm if someone's trying to get the hell out of the pla-

in that sitaution fuck physics i wouldnt be thinking straight.

yeah this

 

[LycanXIII]

Yup. With his or her employer though. I doubt the relative could be legally liable for anything, but who knows.

Yeah, that's what I mean, they weren't involved in the on-flight incident, but they did give the passenger the pass.

 

[DarkKyo]

Lol the "do you know who I am?" question slays me.

I could imagine him getting hit with a wine bottle and saying something like "well, I never!" and then continuing to try to rip open the cabin door.

 

[ArgyleReptile]

Delta Mother fuckersss

Do you know who I am!?

 

[Ovid]

Still, that doesn't mean you let this obviously nuts guy attempt it.



Thought that's what the air marshall is for

Do ALL flights have air marshals?

Nope.

 

[DOWN]

Isn't it not even possible to open those doors in the air? They enlarge and are pressure fitted so they literally are bigger than the door fram in the air I think

 

[Clockwork5]

Isn't it not even possible to open those doors in the air? They enlarge and are pressure fitted so they literally are bigger than the door fram in the air I think

This is Florida Man we are talking about. Anything is possible.

 

[Rentahamster]

Yeah, that's what I mean, they weren't involved in the on-flight incident, but they did give the passenger the pass.

Yeah, people I know who work for the airlines say they are really careful with whom they give passes to because if that person fucks up, then their pass privileges could get revoked.

That's probably why no one gives me any.

 

[Martinski43]

Florida Man is gonna Florida Man...

 

[Aurongel]

Unbelievably slanted original thread title. Just because you title the thread with the same clickbait headline as the article itself doesn't make it any less scummy.

 

[Szu]

Imagine if it was a United flight.

 

[HiiiLife]

Akimbo wine bottles

 

[Barkley's Justice]

Is there any followup info on wtf happened?

 

[Shogmaster]

He's not just Jr or III, but IV! What a giant douchebag he must be in real life...

 

[Bo-Locks]

'Do you know who I am?'

Ronnie Pickering, is that you?

 

[Oscar]

PCP is a helluva drug

PCP is some crazy shit. I worked as a jailer in the book-in area for a year and saw some superhuman strength at play when it came to inmates on PCP.

My sergeant was a 6'6" german built like a brick shithouse, trained in MMA, etc, and he + 2 other normal sized officers were getting shoved out the way like it's nothing by a 5'6" scrawny dude on PCP.

A deputy even tried tazing him and he took it like it was nothing. Shit was crazy, I can't imagine what kind of damage an actual athlete on PCP could do.

 

[Trojita]

These attendants are on 100's of these flights, so either they learn pretty soon that there is no way to open those doors mid flight, because how does physics work, or they would be afraid that their job involves dying if someone just pulls a nearby lever.

 

[Shalashaska]

Turns out the door might have been able to get open after all:
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...source=twitter&utm_campaign=owned_buffer_tw_m

One flight attendant later reported that the door could have been opened if i was fully disarmed at the altitude they were flying over the northwest end of Vancouver Island, B.C.

 

[seat]

No. The cabin pressure differential with the outside air makes it impossible.

I honestly didn't know this, but can't blame anyone who tried to take him down. The guy is lucky to be alive.

edit:

Turns out the door might have been able to get open after all:
http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle...source=twitter&utm_campaign=owned_buffer_tw_m

Well then. The guy is lucky he didn't get thumbs jabbed into his eye sockets, because that's definitely what I would have done if I was there.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

FLORIDA MAN'S SUMMER VACATION IN VANCOUVER, coming soon to comicbook stores news you.

 

[Tobor]

Florida Man is gonna Florida Man...

We're banning the wrong people from US flights.

 

[Thewonandonly]

PCP is a helluva drug

Hahahhhhahahah right he was definitely on something else then just drunk

 

[The Hobo]

Florida Man really sucks at this superhero stuff.

 

[Fox Mulder]

ban alchohol on flights and at airports.

install a breathalizer at the gate barring drunk beligerants from entering the plane.

Or just ban anyone from Florida from getting on a plane.