Destiny alpha code begging thread

hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Amazing 10/10
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Is this a reference to one of those things I had to have been on Neogaf for years to get? Or is this a new strain of crazy all of your own making?
 
PhantomFear said:
It's my birthday today and I keep getting emails of people posting happy birthday on my Facebook BUT NO DESTINY CODE. Every time I see the new email notification my heart stops and then I'm all sad.

This is the worst birthday ever.
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Don't you just hate it when people wish you a happy birthday?
 
PIMPBYBLUD said:
So I went to the movie event and entered my code when I got home but no code? Now I'm confused.
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Yeah. Assuming they're doing this in waves I would have hoped we would have been priority since it was supposed to be a special deal and all, even though everyone could get codes with just a few seconds of effort :(
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Is this the new Squeenix shooting themselves in foot?
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Is this copypasta or are you just amazing?
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Well done.
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Never change GAF
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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8/10
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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lol
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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I love these threads, lol.
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Its just the alpha, it's OK, you will still get your 4 day early access for the beta, Activision didn't fuck you..
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Whoa dude, chill out. It's just an alpha. And Activision doesn't own Bungie. You.. are mad.
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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what just happened here? o___o
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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guys idk...this person might be for real :(
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Here is the post he is parodying:
Drek said:
Hey Square, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until the fan made translation is complete and released to finally announce something. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'm paying for this now after you sat on your thumb for literally YEARS only to port a PSP game to the PS4. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking sub-PS2 assets upscaled onto the PS4? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I used to really love are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Eidos because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who made them what they where.

As the owner of a PS4 and a Vita please go swallow glass.
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hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Holy fucking lol. Haven't laughed that hard at a post in a while haha
 
Salz01 said:
Is this going out in waves? I have nothing yet. Now I'm paranoid, I entered my psn id wrong.
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I would expect that they'll send them out in waves, not only because they probably got a lot of registrations, but peoples ISP's will start blocking email thinking it's spam, so they'll definitely do it in a calm manner and not just send out tens/hundreds of thousands of codes (or whatever number registered).
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Holyshit!!!!!!

I see the hammer warming up now.
 
hohoXD123 said:
Hey Activision, go die in a fire you worthless POS company.

Way to wait until E3 to finally announce an alpha. Scared that your years of negligence might have just bit you in the ass huh? Fuck you if you think I'll wait until after 8pm for the code. That's going to hold up, right? Fucking not releasing the codes at the time you said you would? You're a bunch of clowns. I take it as a personal insult that you mouthbreathers are allowed to make decisions with regards to how franchises I like the look of are handled. Your asses got bailed out when you purchased Bungie because their president, like all of you, was a complete and utter mook. I make two better executives than your entire company combined in the toilet every morning before I go to work. I look forward to the day that your company crashes and burns into the fucking sea, only to be picked apart as salvage by western iOS developers, at which time the franchises you've already defiled with incompetence and negligence can be finally whored out to smartphones.

That's assuming you asshats don't beat your eventual western smartphone overlords to the punch, which you probably will because you give fuck all about the legacy of these franchises, to say nothing about just how little regard you hold towards the fans who will make them what they are.

As a Destiny pre-order customer please go swallow glass.
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Scarab Lord: Give this gentleman a code.
 
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