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[The Take Out Bandit]

For the love of god, please stop putting poopy trick systems in every "Extreme" sport game title!

Were it not for this lame ass follow the leader crap, we could have had an awesome sequel to Road Rash by now; but noooo. . . everybody wants to the the 180 Superman into a f'ing Handclap. >:|

Poop! Poop poopy poop poop.

We wants lead pipes!

 

[sangreal]

This thread is worthless without Steve Ballmer

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

God damn. I'm not even that drenched after an 18 mile bike ride in 80 degree weather.

 

[Borys]

This thread is worthless without Steve Ballmer

:lol

That video is pure class.

I !
LOVE !!
THIS !!!
COMPANY !!!!
YESSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Looks like he loves Butter Milkshakes and Pork Smoothies too. :lol

 

[Timen]

it was more like YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh.............

*pant* *pant* *pant*

 

[Kleegamefan]

Does anyone have a video clip of this??

even a short one?

 

[Kon Tiki]

http://www.ntk.net/ballmer/mirrors.html

 

[Borys]

Does anyone have a video clip of this??

even a short one?

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

WARNING: This is beyond hilarious!

 

[Kon Tiki]

Give it up for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


:lol

 

[Kleegamefan]

OH SNAP!!! :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Timen]

he is just screaming like a little girl, this has to bee the coolest thing I have ever seen someone in his position do on a podium

 

[Wario64]

the video never gets old

 

[Acosta]

Steve Ballmer is the king of universe for doing that (he should have come to do it at Xbox 360 E3 pre-conference, it would have been much more interesting, the video with Gates was funny but not as hilarious as this).

 

[Rorschach]

Both vids crack me up every single time.

 

[anthony]

:lol what a legend.

although miyamoto has done some pretty crazy stuff, this tops it really.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol Steve Ballmer NEEDS to run for president. Can you imagine him coming out for the State of the Union address like that?

 

[Rorschach]

:lol Steve Ballmer NEEDS to run for president. Can you imagine him coming out for the State of the Union address like that?

Apparently, that doesn't fly too well...even in the primaries.

 

[Netrunner2k2]

Apparently, that doesn't fly too well...even in the primaries.

Yeah, that didin't work out very well for him.

YEAHH!

 

[Ruzbeh]

YEAHH!

OMG!! :lol :lol :lol That scream at the end killed me!!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

OMG!! :lol :lol :lol That scream at the end killed me!!

if you hear it without the video you can imagine someone giving him a titty twister, causing the scream.

 

[bitwise]

OMG!! :lol :lol :lol That scream at the end killed me!!

killed him too, in a manner of speaking

 

[Mejilan]

What the? How did I miss these? :lol:lol:lol

 

[Mr. Spinnington]

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

WARNING: This is beyond hilarious!

I love you Steve Ballmer

 

[Stench]

This thread needs more J Man.

 

[The Take Out Bandit]

Someone should beat him up and take his shoes.

Then burn the shoes.

Hell, douse him in gasoline while they're at it.

Let me do it. :lol

 

[bitwise]

This thread needs more J Man.

what does he have to do with the thread

 

[Stench]

what does he have to do with the thread

I'm not really sure.

 

[C- Warrior]

:lol :lol :lol :lol


"LOOK WHAT I CAN DO"
--J Allard

 

[AB 101]

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

WARNING: This is beyond hilarious!

Whenever I look at that video, it makes me wonder what I am doing wrong.

 

[AirBrian]

the video never gets old

Quoted for truth. That cracks me up every single time! And the sweat...

Someone made a video that was pretty good. It was a combo of a couple of different events. I'll search for it.

 

[AB 101]

Another classic!

 

[AirBrian]

OK, here's that video mix:

http://achurch.org/media/ballmer.avi

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/ballmer.avi (mirror)

 

[Attack You]

Ballmer is intensity personified. I fucking froze up just watching him.

 

[Mr_Furious]

For the love of god, please stop putting poopy trick systems in every "Extreme" sport game title!

Were it not for this lame ass follow the leader crap, we could have had an awesome sequel to Road Rash by now; but noooo. . . everybody wants to the the 180 Superman into a f'ing Handclap. >:|

Poop! Poop poopy poop poop.

We wants lead pipes!

You have no one to blame but EA for ruining the Road Rash series last gen. It sure wasn't the fault of the extreme sports genre.

 

[Luscious LeftFoot]

Another classic!

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Ironclad]

Steve Ballmer is insane. That guy cracks me up everytime. :lol

 

[Red Blaster]

I..............LOVE.............THIS...........COMPANY :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


Also in the "Developers! Developers! Developers!" you can hear him running out of steam as his voice gets higher.

 

[terrene]

lol @ how this thread was totally hijacked. What the fuck was it supposed to be about? Extreme sports games or something? Meh.

All hail Sweaty Ballmer.

 

[Lathentar]

I feel happy to have shook his hand. At the Internz Tech Fest this summer he went, "Testers Testers Testers" to appease the crowd. It was hilarious.

 

[bycha]

Steve is sooo funny.

 

[BirdySky]

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/monkeydance.mpeg

WARNING: This is beyond hilarious!

The crack he was on: 100 Dollars.

The seedy hotel room he shot up in: 25 Dollers.

The look on Bill Gates face as he walked off the stage: Priceless.

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

The children at the orphanage just got a new role model. Thank you, internet.

 

[DCX]

:lol :lol :lol :lol Internet has succeeded again in making my life worth living...thanks GAF once again

DCX

 

[Treefrog]

:lol I cried watching it the second time

 

[Angst]

:lol Steve Ballmer NEEDS to run for president. Can you imagine him coming out for the State of the Union address like that?

A guy with his intensity on stage has already been the leader of a country a couple of decades ago. Didn't work out though as he was pretty insane. People never learn from history.

 

[∀ Narayan]

Holy shit, I can't believe he did that. That's something you would see on Tommy Boy, or Black Sheep. HOLY SHIT!

"I HUNGER! BRING YOUR CHILDREN TO ME! MWAHAHAHAHAH!"

 

[Borys]

OK, here's that video mix:

http://achurch.org/media/ballmer.avi

http://www.tarmo.fi/arc/ballmer.avi (mirror)

:lol

"I've got 4 words for ya!"

DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS
DEVELOPERS DEVELOPERS

 

[FortNinety]

Yeah, those clips never fail to make me smile.