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[chubigans]

Oh man...bwahaha

 

[Rimfya]

Jeff's looking better these days.

 

[Medalion]

This is why I don't own a Kinect

 

[PetriP-TNT]

Finally a Kinect game I am sort of interested in!

"Let me save you fifty bucks: Kick 'em in the dick." - Ryan Davis LMAO

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

 

[Neuromancer]

This is just the kick in the dick in the balls Kinect needs

 

[alr1ght]

I have watched all of these kinect shovelware quick looks and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

 

[Orayn]

I have watched all of these kinect shovelware quick looks and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Giant Bomb's Quick Looks are so amazing that you shouldn't even consider feeling ashamed.

 

[Red]

As hilarious as this is, it's true that a swift dick kick can be a woman's best defense when assaulted by a man.

In saying that, a personal defense course in which your partner does not fight back is nigh on useless.

 

[charlequin]

Genital Triangle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHL2Cpb1618

omg.

 

[Medalion]

"genital triangle"...using it

 

[mysteriousmage09]

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

First thing I thought of as well. :lol

 

[ArjanN]

1.0 from IGN?

 

[Unknown Soldier]

I feel good about getting the Playstation Move on Black Friday instead of the Kinect now.

Ubisoft: When "casual gaming" goes horribly, horribly wrong.

 

[Technosteve]

The kicks look so low powered.

 

[Medalion]

Will there be a sequel called Nut stompers? Or is that a japan only game?

 

[Raide]

I feel good about getting the Playstation Move on Black Friday instead of the Kinect now.

Kinect Version > Move Version. Everyone knows 1:1 Dick Kicking action is more fun and painful! Better to kick dicks than waggle them!

Will there be a sequel called Nut stompers? Or is that a japan only game?

I am sure Train Groper Simulator 2012 is coming soon.

 

[TheSeks]

I'll admit, I came into the thread because of the title. This is why PR mouthpiece OT's need to go away. Never knew this game was even being made, now I know.

 

[Raide]

I'll admit, I came into the thread because of the title. This is why PR mouthpiece OT's need to go away. Never knew this game was even being made, now I know.

At least Ubisoft is leading the way in dick kicking software. Who else is pandering to the needs of repressed Way of the Exploding Genital fans?

 

[iAmMaximus]

Didn't think this game was real....

 

[MrTroubleMaker]

lol an appropriate name Ryan/Jeff came up with (funny QL too)

 

[SmithnCo]

Hah, that video is great.

 

[TheSeks]

At least Ubisoft is leading the way in dick kicking software. Who else is pandering to the needs of repressed Way of the Exploding Genital fans?

Definitely not PC developers! Thanks, Ubisoft!

 

[alba]

Amazing, rofl I've been laughing out loud at this thing for way too long.

 

[Fezan]

Seeing the title of the thread i thought it was DARKSIDERS for Kinect

 

[childplease]

Wow haven't laughed this hard in a while.

This is the type of quality that only kinect can bring to the table lol.

 

[Gav47]

Thank you Hamst3r for using the loop option on that video.

 

[GQman2121]

 

[Tommie Hu$tle]

This one will have a long shelf life.

 

[MNC]

Haha oh man, the whole man/woman thing in the game is pretty bad.

 

[Kaldea]

This is hilarious. But the kicks to the groin aren't violent enough for me to buy. I have standards. :U

 

[Blackace]

Someone put banned in there

 

[DaBuddaDa]

"Let me save you fifty bucks: Kick 'em in the dick." - Ryan Davis

Ahahaha, masterfully delivered.

 

[dreamfall]

By far the most hilarious video, I've seen all week! KICK DUDES IN THE DICK! Must buy. NOW.

Amazing OT, would never have known about this game!

 

[Typographenia]

That remix made me glad I clicked on this thread.
Great work on the gifs, all, haha!


My Kinect "must haves" list:
1. Rise of Nightmares
2. Self Defense Training Camp

 

[bananas]

Skip to 11:33.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Q16_qt3vI&feature=related#t=11m33s

 

[sixteen-bit]

Amazing.

 

[Satchel]

I'm getting sick of all these over bloated PR fluff fucking OTs.

 

[Typographenia]

I'm getting sick of all these over bloated PR fluff fucking OTs.

Get out of here with that crap! We're all just trying to have a good time and enjoy a game we all share a mutual interest in!

Go play your lame, indie "nut-thumpers" game or something! We be dick-kicking up in here!

 

[tinfoilhatman]

Holy shit that first link is funny , bombcast indeed

 

[UltraMav]

This is just the kick in the dick in the balls Kinect needs

Damn it you just made me really sad that they gave up on those videos.

 

[Wario64]

Not gonna lie, I've probably listened to that Giantbomb remix for a good half hour.

YEAH REPEAT IT

 

[chubigans]

Someone put banned in there

Yes! Damn, I wish I was more proficient in gif makin'.

 

[BenjaminBirdie]

"Yeah, repeat it."

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Stunning

 

[Medalion]

That remix = S&M porn music

 

[chubigans]

None of you got the preorder bonus at gamestop I'm assuming- a nice foldout map.

 

[Card Boy]

None of you got the preorder bonus at gamestop I'm assuming- a nice foldout map.

Please tell me you made this in photoshop. If its real OMG lol....

 

[fudgey_lumpkins]

Please tell me you made this in photoshop. If its real OMG lol....

Do you honestly believe that such a product would actually use the word "Dick"?

 

[kittens]

awesome idea



in theory.

Self defense is a really important, empowering force for a lot of people, and a video game trainer is a decent idea. But not this one.