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[Orayn]

Do you honestly believe that such a product would actually use the word "Dick"?

 

[MickeyKnox]

Thank you Hamst3r for using the loop option on that video.

Seriously, it gives it a Where is my Mind kind of self perpetuity.

 

[NewFresh]

Do you honestly believe that such a product would actually use the word "Dick"?

If they like money it would!!

 

[Anth0ny]

That video is amazing.

And now I want this game.

 

[Thoraxes]

I can't stop listening to the song.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

This is the best OT since Red Faction

 

[Abylim]

Clicked on the OT (Who couldnt with a tag like that?)
and now my friend and I cant get the stupid song out of our heads.
Also had to watch the quick look, lol.

 

[Zomba13]

None of you got the preorder bonus at gamestop I'm assuming- a nice foldout map.

You should update the OP with that. People need to know about the DickKickers pre-order bonus.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

Do you honestly believe that such a product would actually use the word "Dick"?

 

[Gen X]

Imagine if MS handed Gaf a 'cease and desist' for this thread saying it harms sales! :lol

 

[razgriz417]

None of you got the preorder bonus at gamestop I'm assuming- a nice foldout map.

What intrigues me the most is that there is female attacker DLC

 

[Medalion]

Seriously, the alien's dick was this long

 

[Yo Gotti]

What intrigues me the most is that there is female attacker DLC

BoobSmackers™

 

[Jorok Goldblade]

Made me think of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dXGj_-orxw

 

[TheOddOne]

What intrigues me the most is that there is female attacker DLC

Wait, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

 

[MomoPufflet]

This is the only youtube video I've ever seen with looping turned on, and it's also the only video that has ever needed it.

 

[SamuraiX-]

The thread title and OP slayed me.

Holy fucking wow. lol

 

[IC_Champion]

"genital triangle"...using it

Meme of 2011?

 

[rpmurphy]

Kinect killer app holy crap.

 

[Medalion]

Kinect kicker app holy crap.

ftfy

 

[abstract alien]

This game is going places lol

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

What intrigues me the most is that there is female attacker DLC

.

 

[Boogalogist]

Holy crap...I might finally have to buy a Kinect now!!

 

[XcL_]

oh the video loops ... so good.

 

[DownLikeBCPowder]

Hilarious Youtube mix.. Gerst. esp. LOL. That little "ye-ye-ye-yeah" at 40 or so has me in tears for some reason.

 

[Hellsing321]

At least Ubisoft is leading the way in dick kicking software. Who else is pandering to the needs of repressed Way of the Exploding Genital fans?

Nah Saint's Row still has em' beat. They get creative with hits to the genital triangle.

 

[chogidogs]

The dick video loops so I probably listened to that thing, like, 50 times.

 

[CzarTim]

 

[Medalion]

Kickpuncher, punches dicks with the power of a kick

 

[bananas]

Kickpuncher, punches dicks with the power of a kick

Speaking of punching dicks...

 

[LiK]

LOL

 

[Kazerei]

Hit the genital triangle for massive damage.

 

[Satchel]

Get out of here with that crap! We're all just trying to have a good time and enjoy a game we all share a mutual interest in!

Go play your lame, indie "nut-thumpers" game or something! We be dick-kicking up in here!

Casuals dick kick, we core gamers cock punch.

 

[Kazerei]

I though this part was pretty funny. Sorry for the shit quality.

 

[-COOLIO-]

BoobSmackers™

:lol

 

[Big Papa Husker]

This thread is AMAZING! HAHAHAHA!

 

[Medalion]

2nd music video not as funny as the 1st one sorry, like an unnecessary knee to the nads of a joke

 

[MichaelEM3]

<3 Giant Bomb.

 

[chubigans]

The creator of the remix video says in the youtube comments:

NEOGAF: Approve&#65279; my account. Thanks. - Hamst3r

 

[Medalion]

or else he'll kick you in the genital triangle

 

[LaserBuddha]

BoobSmackers™

No no no, it's CuntPunters.

Spoiler

Am I allowed to say cunt?

 

[Ra1den]

OMFG that remix.

 

[SmithnCo]

The creator of the remix video says in the youtube comments:

Cool, I think I remember that name from the music app they looked at, I think it was in the Xbox Indies video.

 

[chubigans]

Cool, I think I remember that name from the music app they looked at, I think it was in the Xbox Indies video.

Well hopefully the powers-that-be might consider it.

 

[red731]

Wow :crying

 

[twinturbo2]

Please tell me that there's an achievement tied into kicking a man in the jimmy. It would be the best achievement since the Turd Burglar achievement in Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[The Elite]

But does it have "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!" mode?

 

[BalrogTheMaster]

OH GOD, I'm dying. I'm gonna buy this game no doubt.

 

[Malio]

THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!

Came here to post this.

 

[bananas]

No no no, it's CuntPunters.

Spoiler

Am I allowed to say cunt?

It's a Giant Bomb thread, so let's ask Vinny.