... I'll try to sum up this whole story the best I can.
Working at new place. One of the volunteers is a hot blonde. She ranks a 9. There was definitely some weird attraction between the two of us and - sure enough! - her friends told me that as well. The one knock? She has a speech impediment. This really did not bother me. What did bother me was her complete lack of personality. She needs to date a bodyguard, a lifeguard or some guy whose profession ends in "guard", so they can go pay money to see American Pie 5 or other dull bullshit.
So my friend, who knew of this situation, asked me if he could ask her out. I'm pretty much over her, as her body is the only interesting part of her to me (and I get to see it all the time) and told him go for it.
I'm not quite sure if I'm the same person I thought I was. I passed up this opportunity because I didn't find her personality engaging. Maybe that means I'm getting older. Or gay. I'm not sure. So much conflicting emotions between my brain and my penis.
Working at new place. One of the volunteers is a hot blonde. She ranks a 9. There was definitely some weird attraction between the two of us and - sure enough! - her friends told me that as well. The one knock? She has a speech impediment. This really did not bother me. What did bother me was her complete lack of personality. She needs to date a bodyguard, a lifeguard or some guy whose profession ends in "guard", so they can go pay money to see American Pie 5 or other dull bullshit.
So my friend, who knew of this situation, asked me if he could ask her out. I'm pretty much over her, as her body is the only interesting part of her to me (and I get to see it all the time) and told him go for it.
I'm not quite sure if I'm the same person I thought I was. I passed up this opportunity because I didn't find her personality engaging. Maybe that means I'm getting older. Or gay. I'm not sure. So much conflicting emotions between my brain and my penis.
