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Did you know that Vin Diesel.....

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mrmyth

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......defied MC Hammer and touched it.


.......killed four people when he took a shit off the top of the Shin Kong-Mitsukoshi building. The deaths were ruled accidental but he is no longer permitted to enter Taiwan or the Republic of Haiti.



........is the Indigo Power Ranger.


.......solved the Da Vinci Code before it was even a book.


........is credited with the phrase "revenge is a dish best served cold" when he physically manifested the idea of revenge into a dinner plate, froze it, and then beat his enemy to death with it.



http://www.4q.cc/vin/
 

aoi tsuki

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Wait, i thought by "can't touch this", MC Hammer was saying that it wasn't possible to touch "this". If hammer was correct, Vin Diesel defied the frickin' laws of physics.
 

Iceman

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also, an important tidbit:

... Needless to say, Vin Diesel was successful, and the omelet currently sits in the Vatican's secret vault.
 

sprsk

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aoi tsuki said:
Wait, i thought by "can't touch this", MC Hammer was saying that it wasn't possible to touch "this". If hammer was correct, Vin Diesel defied the frickin' laws of physics.


here is proof.

 

sprsk

force push the doodoo rock
aoi tsuki said:
Proof of what? He's clearly not even touching "This". Even if he were, are you suggesting that "This" and "this" are the same thing?


i am suggesting that it is impossible to touch this.

i tried it and it just wouldnt happen. :(
 
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