JareBear: Remastered
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Disney’s “Jungle Cruise” - The Rock, Emily Blunt
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Trailer just dropped
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SidViscous
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They delayed this to reshoot a ton of it, as the brother was played offensively camp which triggered the focus groups.
He's barely even in this trailer, but he's on the poster so I guess he's not been completely removed.
Looks really fun though, feeling 90s Mummy vibes from it. Loving the ride jokes, and his cruise being a scam.
Hope they don't add animatronic Rock to the ride tho, the potc movie led to a bunch of shitty changes to it's namesakes ride at the parks.
He's barely even in this trailer, but he's on the poster so I guess he's not been completely removed.
Looks really fun though, feeling 90s Mummy vibes from it. Loving the ride jokes, and his cruise being a scam.
Hope they don't add animatronic Rock to the ride tho, the potc movie led to a bunch of shitty changes to it's namesakes ride at the parks.
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SidViscous
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Your welcome
JareBear: Remastered
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At least in “Pain and Gain” he played a total doofus. But yeah, I feel ya
Javthusiast
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Looks fun to be honest.
Emily Blunt oozes charisma, whish she was captain marvel.
Emily Blunt oozes charisma, whish she was captain marvel.
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KorbinDallas
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Disney looking to gobble up all the money.
#Phonepunk#
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its pretty cool you can just use the trappings of colonialism & imperialism but still be super woke as long as you cast famed POC The Rock to do all the leaping about & as long as you keep natives/"savages" out of the picture.
please we don't need any problematic content, just the fun parts of colonialism!
please we don't need any problematic content, just the fun parts of colonialism!
pantheonproject
Member
Something odd with this trailer. Either the cuts or the pace, but it just felt a bit disappointingly mediocre. I'm usually enjoying these type of Disney flicks, but this one was kinda meh so far.
newtypepilot
Member
Disney: I have lots of money
The Rock: opens door
The Rock: opens door
DeepEnigma
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Javthusiast
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I am very much tired of him.
JareBear: Remastered
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Trailer 2
DonJorginho
Banned
Is that Jesse Plemons? LMAOOOO
diffusionx
Gold Member
Pain and Gain is one of the most underrated movies.
godhandiscen
There are millions of whiny 5-year olds on Earth, and I AM THEIR KING.
Seriously. She could be in some classics, but Disney is wasting her. People remember Julia Roberts, but nobody will remember Emily Blunt if she continues being in movies people go watch just to get high and eat popcorn.
Also, I am over the Rock. The guy keeps picking dumb fuck easy films that allow him to play the same character over and over again. Take a fucking risk man, stop being such a coward. Look at the kind of shit a truly great actor of similar physical qualities was going for at a time when people thought "fag" was a cool insult.
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ManaByte
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Well she also keeps turning down Marvel roles. She turned down Black Widow and more recently a role in Doctor Strange 2.
ThatStupidLion
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would rather just watch The African Queen
godhandiscen
There are millions of whiny 5-year olds on Earth, and I AM THEIR KING.
Good. She probably took this because there was nothing else.
SidViscous
Member
The first trailer had some good The Mummy vibes, but this new trailer today just makes it look like a copy and paste of Pirates of the Caribbean, with CGI and monsters that could easily be from PoTC5 or whatever fucking number that thing ended up at before Johnny Depp got himself fucked over.
infinitys_7th
Member
I was not aware of this.
Though TBF Kiera and Legolas were more wooden than most of the animatronics.
SidViscous
Member
Well, funnily enough, those are two characters who are not on the ride. They placed Jack Sparrow in a few places and had existing audio-animatronics do the whole Poochie thing of saying "Where is Jack Sparrow?". They also replaced the guy on the boat at the start with Barbosa, and added Davey Jones projections to the smoke effect, and another projection of the mermaids in the water.
They also replaced the iconic "we wants the redhead" bride auction girl with Redd, queen of the pirates, who instead of being a wench for sale, now oversees the auctioning of chickens, they now chant "we want the rum".
Still a great ride, but as one of the imagineers put it - they should rename it to boyscouts of the caribbean.
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sol_bad
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I'm fine with that as long as it's POTC 1 and 2 good and not POTC 4 and 5 bad!
Armorian
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Stiflers Mom
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I tried to watch "Rampage" yesterday, but thought exactly that. I watched "Jumanji" last week, and he is basically the same guy in that movie.
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MastaKiiLA
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Insane Metal
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Well I'll watch pretty much anything with Emily Blunt and The Rock so I'm in.
SinDelta
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I know Stardust, National Treasure and Da Vinci Code are their own things. Jumanji 2 was surprisingly fun.
Still it has been far too long since we have had a amazing action adventure on par with the Mummy (1999) or Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003). Hopefully Jungle Cruise is at the very least, fun.
Still it has been far too long since we have had a amazing action adventure on par with the Mummy (1999) or Pirates of the Caribbean The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003). Hopefully Jungle Cruise is at the very least, fun.
pauljeremiah
Gold Member
Don't forget Dave Bautista.
LiquidMetal14
hide your water-based mammals
These people are filthy rich. I don't blame the vitriol when they can bang, suck, fondle, lick, and pee on anyone they please.
RoboFu
One of the green rats
I know right, HBO max has been awesome with new movies for no additional charge.
That said I love the jungle cruise ride and Disney so I’ll be watching this for sure.
sol_bad
Member
And look at the position free movies on HBO Max put AT&T in.
Dural
Member
I'm wondering if the changes they're making to the Jungle Cruise ride are to integrate the movie into it, can't say I'd be happy about that.
RoboFu
One of the green rats
the jungle cruise changes have been rumored for a while. it’s an iconic ride for sure but it was lagging behind the newer rides. the woke changes were just tacked on to the original planned changes I would guess.
But really what they need to change .. at least in Disney world ... Is the temple ruins part. throw some projections or new animatronics in there.
