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[koam]

I don't even consider the Zelda games as "games" anymore. Instead, they have become some kind of bizarre parody of the people that still play Zelda games. You people are free to keep liking this kind of crap, but please stop requesting that awful Sonic and SSBM music on Gaming FM. I'm tired of listening to it.

Do you speak human?

 

[Papi]

This is a great thread.

 

[sureshooting]

I may be a junior member, but at least I'm not a Nintendo fan.

I can tell by everyone’s nervous laughter that I have either struck a nerve, or you are too dull to understand what I was getting at. Let me explain it clearly:

You, Zelda fan, remember when you were in high school, and everybody made fun of you because one day you wore your Styrofoam green “Legend of Zelda” baseball cap? So you went home, threw the baseball cap and matching backpack in the closet, and cried yourself to sleep. The next day you showed up at school with a ridiculous looking Marilyn Manson t-shirt, and angsty, “mature” looking black makeup, yet people still made fun of you, and you couldn’t understand what you were doing wrong. Remember?

Well, does YOUR LIFE remind you of a certain favorite videogame series of yours? Of course it does! If you don’t see the connection yet, I’m sure you will after Nintendo drops this new angsty and mature Zelda bomb, everyone ridicules it, and Nintendo’s hardware division goes the way of the Sega Dead Console.

 

[Papi]

Hahaha good times indeed.
Keep up the good work, son.

 

[Mama Smurf]

:lol

Man, you don't even know why we're laughing!

 

[Scrow]

sureshooting is a joke character whether he intends it or not

 

[AssMan]

"So you went home, threw the baseball cap and matching backpack in the closet, and cried yourself to sleep. The next day you showed up at school with a ridiculous looking Marilyn Manson t-shirt, and angsty, “mature” looking black makeup, yet people still made fun of you, and you couldn’t understand what you were doing wrong. Remember?"



Hahahaha. Give this guy a Zelda t-shirt! A WINNER IS YOU! :lol:

 

[Kuramu]

remember when you were in high school, and everybody made fun of you because one day you wore your Styrofoam green “Legend of Zelda” baseball cap? So you went home, threw the baseball cap and matching backpack in the closet, and cried yourself to sleep. The next day you showed up at school with a ridiculous looking Marilyn Manson t-shirt, and angsty, “mature” looking black makeup, yet people still made fun of you, and you couldn’t understand what you were doing wrong. Remember?

remember when you were in 9th grade, and you were walking around the house in your mom's underwear, and your brother came home unexpectedly and caught you jerking off your dog... c'mon, admit it, we all did it.... right?

 

[Mejilan]

See, Junior Members are OK when they don't try to hide the fact that they're joke characters. :lol :lol :lol

Oh yeah...

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Necroscope]

This thread is funny. Please goes on.

 

[norinrad21]

Nintendo’s hardware division goes the way of the Sega Dead Console.

:lol :lol :lol YEAHhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[Gchaime]

Loving a videogaming company (nintendo kids!) might be a sad thing, hating it is even sadder.

 

[GaimeGuy]

I may be a junior member, but at least I'm not a Nintendo fan.

Is this supposed to be your best attempt at an insult? :lol

 

[Bob White]

:lol

This recent batch of new members have proved to be VERY entertaining.

 

[Link_Cubed]

Merr X-Mas everybody!

Wow...I just leave a couple of days and look at all the mess you guys had done. Poor guy you really scare him off...

Oh and by the way, also I have a "Junior Member" stick, I'm sure a little bit older than just that...I have been around this boards since 2000. The only thing is that I usually don't post too much and that my old username got destroyed in a forum crash a couple of months ago.

BTW, the reason of my question is mainly that I have been away from the Internet for some time and I wanted to know if there was any site like the one I described.

If there is someone with a good memory in here I was over the place since the infamous "MEGAT*N" and the "Celda" stuff...I was also one of the guys that started a thread about so called religion in the offtopic forum.

Well see ya and I will be around...

 

[Duck of Death]

I may be a junior member, but at least I'm not a Nintendo fan.

I can tell by everyone’s nervous laughter that I have either struck a nerve, or you are too dull to understand what I was getting at. Let me explain it clearly:

You, Zelda fan, remember when you were in high school, and everybody made fun of you because one day you wore your Styrofoam green “Legend of Zelda” baseball cap? So you went home, threw the baseball cap and matching backpack in the closet, and cried yourself to sleep. The next day you showed up at school with a ridiculous looking Marilyn Manson t-shirt, and angsty, “mature” looking black makeup, yet people still made fun of you, and you couldn’t understand what you were doing wrong. Remember?

Well, does YOUR LIFE remind you of a certain favorite videogame series of yours? Of course it does! If you don’t see the connection yet, I’m sure you will after Nintendo drops this new angsty and mature Zelda bomb, everyone ridicules it, and Nintendo’s hardware division goes the way of the Sega Dead Console.

:lol :lol :lol

This happened to you, didn't it?

 

[beerbelly]

I may be a junior member, but at least I'm not a Nintendo fan.

I can tell by everyone’s nervous laughter that I have either struck a nerve, or you are too dull to understand what I was getting at. Let me explain it clearly:

You, Zelda fan, remember when you were in high school, and everybody made fun of you because one day you wore your Styrofoam green “Legend of Zelda” baseball cap? So you went home, threw the baseball cap and matching backpack in the closet, and cried yourself to sleep. The next day you showed up at school with a ridiculous looking Marilyn Manson t-shirt, and angsty, “mature” looking black makeup, yet people still made fun of you, and you couldn’t understand what you were doing wrong. Remember?

Well, does YOUR LIFE remind you of a certain favorite videogame series of yours? Of course it does! If you don’t see the connection yet, I’m sure you will after Nintendo drops this new angsty and mature Zelda bomb, everyone ridicules it, and Nintendo’s hardware division goes the way of the Sega Dead Console.

If you pay closer attention, you are exactly the character you just described :lol

 

[AniHawk]

:lol :lol :lol

This happened to you, didn't it?

It's too long of a story to have simply been made up.

 

[Duck of Death]

Holy shit, this guy needs an uber-special avatar tag!

I'll try to find a picture of a fat nerd with a green zelda cap on. . .

EDIT: Found the cap!

FOUND SOME DORKS!

I REQUEST THE SERVICES OF SOMEONE WITH GREAT PHOTOSHOP SKILLS!

 

[3phemeral]

I don't think we need to see their faces, do we?

 

[Duck of Death]

Hahaha, rawk. I can picture our friend tex as either of 'em!

 

[Shard]

Ah, much better.

 

[sureshooting]

wrong hat

 

[AniHawk]

wrong hat

When were you on television?

 

[sureshooting]

When were you on television?

If your too ignorant to recognize it, I don't think I want to talk to you.

 

[Xenomiggs]

If your too ignorant to recognize it, I don't think I want to talk to you.

I recognize you!

 

[WHOAguitarninja]

If your too ignorant to recognize it, I don't think I want to talk to you.

Man... you're all aces today.

 

[Mejilan]

If your too ignorant to recognize it, I don't think I want to talk to you.

'Well excuuuuuuuuuse me, Princess!'

OH IT FITS!!