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[buizel]

If not, just go to: https://www.chatib.us/

Check yourself as a girl then watch the chats flood in. I had like 15 chats in the first minute. I honestly thought they were bots. The fact that I even added '2005' to my nickname to give the impression I was 15 didn't deter these people. Got some French and Canadian cock pics.

rEAlLy MaKeS yOu tHiNK

 

[lock2k]

If not, just go to: https://www.chatib.us/

Check yourself as a girl then watch the chats flood in. I had like 15 chats in the first minute. I honestly thought they were bots. The fact that I even added '2005' to my nickname to give the impression I was 15 didn't deter these people. Got some French and Canadian cock pics.

rEAlLy MaKeS yOu tHiNK

 

[Andahe]

And that’s why women stay off the web. Ain’t no women on the internet, we’re all men here.

 

[Stiflers Mom]

OP going for the Electro Demon topic crown..

 

[MetalAlien]

It feels like this right?

 

[The Cockatrice]

If not, just go to: https://www.chatib.us/

Check yourself as a girl then watch the chats flood in. I had like 15 chats in the first minute. I honestly thought they were bots. The fact that I even added '2005' to my nickname to give the impression I was 15 didn't deter these people. Got some French and Canadian cock pics.

rEAlLy MaKeS yOu tHiNK

Sure but theres also huge advantages such as onlyfans or fooling stupid adults into buying you stuff online.

 

[King of Foxes]

 

[Husky]

My Twitter account is a tad bit effeminate, so I get occasional messages like these. The second guy's set is after I told him I was male.

 

[buizel]

Sure but theres also huge advantages such as onlyfans or fooling stupid adults into buying you stuff online.

It made me think I could make a fucking shit load of money if i wasnt a dude. So many people offering to 'buy my cam'

 

[Cunth]

I’ve got too much test to be mistaken for a girl unfortunately

 

[buizel]

I’ve got too much test to be mistaken for a girl unfortunately

omg rly x

 

[10000]

My Twitter account is a tad bit effeminate, so I get occasional messages like these. The second guy's set is after I told him I was male.

this is horrible

 

[Robot Carnival]

sometimes I feel that there should be some kinda restrictions in terms of using the internet. make it everyone can read/watch stuff, but if you want to comment on something or contact someone, you have to pass some sorta test to show that you're a functioning decent human being. either that or have your real life identity represent who you are on the internet also.

 

[and 3 others]

I don't know what it's like to be a girl, but I just found out what it feels like being a NeoGold memeber, and it made me feel instantly better then the peasants here who aren't.

 

[TwoDurans]

Now, OP, when you set out to pretend to be a girl to chat with dudes online, were you always doing it for this educational thread or is that just a positive outcome of your new hobby?

 

[Harlock]

Is like having the power to snap the fingers and having sex?

 

[haxan7]

My Twitter account is a tad bit effeminate, so I get occasional messages like these. The second guy's set is after I told him I was male.

I too would like to throw water from my penis

 

[diffusionx]

My Twitter account is a tad bit effeminate, so I get occasional messages like these. The second guy's set is after I told him I was male.

pls show bobs and vangene

pls

bobs

 

[Airola]

This is horrible! Shows the inequality between men and women!
Why only women get these messages! Where are all the women sending these kinds of messages to men!
I demand equality! Until women send "plz show cock i wanna sit on your face lick my vaggo" messages to men there is no equality!

pls show bobs and vangene

pls

bobs

Lol, I tried to find the picture where this is commented on a painting of a naked woman but couldn't find it

 

[lock2k]

My Twitter account is a tad bit effeminate , so I get occasional messages like these. The second guy's set is after I told him I was male.

Elaborate. How so? Is it the content you post or the way you write? Legit curious.

 

[Husky]

Elaborate. How so? Is it the content you post or the way you write? Legit curious.

It's... it's traps...

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

No, I don’t.

And women don’t know what it’s like to be a man.

And women living in modern countries with basic commodities and freedom don’t know what it’s like to be a woman in the poorest regions of Africa or Asia.

See, everyone has their problems in life.

If you sign up to ”chats” where it’s implicit you may be looking for dick, expect to be offered unsolicited dick.
There’s rotten people everywhere.

 

[zeorhymer]

And that’s why women stay off the web. Ain’t no women on the internet, we’re all men here.

Last I saw, there were tons of Karens on the web.

 

[MaestroMike]

lot of neutered male dogs prolly do. cut ur ballz off and get a taste or go vegan. hel!a hard to make muscle as a vegan

 

[Pejo]

My Twitter account is a tad bit effeminate, so I get occasional messages like these. The second guy's set is after I told him I was male.

 

[O-N-E]

 

[-Minsc-]

No.

 

[Nymphae]

I made a female POF profile once to see how many messages they get. I used 1 photo from the first page of google images for like "teen girl"

Non-stop barrage of messages, like insane amounts. To a profile with zero details and 1 grainy obviously googled photo. Guys use the absolute lamest lines too, it's unreal I should have saved screenshots. It's either over the top lame, over the top polite, or "hey"

 

[cryptoadam]

Figured it was like this

 

[Kamina]

I tried to pose as girl on another forum some years back. The attention i received was disturbing and made me tired of this after a few days.
However, i believe actual women can cope with such things much better than we men can.

 

[plushyp]

It's... it's traps...

Do you cosplay, Husky?

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

So any of you privileged motherfuckers know what it’s like to be a Chunk????!! HUH?? ANSWER ME.

 

[buizel]

Now, OP, when you set out to pretend to be a girl to chat with dudes online, were you always doing it for this educational thread or is that just a positive outcome of your new hobby?

haha im bored at lockdown. i actually think it could be good 'content' for a youtube video

I tried to pose as girl on another forum some years back. The attention i received was disturbing and made me tired of this after a few days.
However, i believe actual women can cope with such things much better than we men can.

yeh its pretty disturbing to be honest. it must fuck with girls's head. like idk how i woulda dealt with all these cocks being thrown at me, offers for modelling careers, offers for paid sex, offers for paid nudes, etc. like when i saw the old mans cock i was sorta initially amused, but then got really depressed .

This is horrible! Shows the inequality between men and women!
Why only women get these messages! Where are all the women sending these kinds of messages to men!
I demand equality! Until women send "plz show cock i wanna sit on your face lick my vaggo" messages to men there is no equality!



Lol, I tried to find the picture where this is commented on a painting of a naked woman but couldn't find it

lol no. obviously all types get these messages. i just thought it was an interesting experiment, but it ended up depressing me knowing that some kid is being subject to that.

next ill try shoving a tampon up my ass

No, I don’t.

And women don’t know what it’s like to be a man.

And women living in modern countries with basic commodities and freedom don’t know what it’s like to be a woman in the poorest regions of Africa or Asia.

See, everyone has their problems in life.

If you sign up to ”chats” where it’s implicit you may be looking for dick, expect to be offered unsolicited dick.
There’s rotten people everywhere.

it wasnt a sex-specific or hook-up chat site. i literally googled 'chat site' and it was the first listing.

yeah i mean everyone has problems. poor africans living in mud huts. poor north korean slaves born into imprisonment. poor homeless people out on the street everywhere. that wasnt my point. i just never really 'catfished' anyone before and thought it was interesting.

 

[nush]

like when i saw the old mans cock i was sorta initially amused, but then got really depressed .

Becuse it was bigger and better looking than yours?

 

[buizel]

Becuse it was bigger and better looking than yours?

 

[Rentahamster]

I’ve got too much test to be mistaken for a girl unfortunately

I can't tell the difference between boobs and moobs tho

 

[Tesseract]

nope

 

[Ikutachi]

I’ve got too much test to be mistaken for a girl unfortunately

 

[Husky]

Do you cosplay, Husky?

no but I am mega cute I swear it

 

[plushyp]

no but I am mega cute I swear it

 

[RedVIper]

>Go to chat to talk to people.
>People talk with you.
>Truly being a women is hard.

 

[Roronoa Zoro]

So any of you privileged motherfuckers know what it’s like to be a Chunk????!! HUH?? ANSWER ME.

I'm just glad you left the fartnoise cult

 

[GoldenEye Samurai]

I know what it’s like being chunky like Campbell’s soup. But I am working on that.

 

[MetalAlien]

My Twitter account is a tad bit effeminate, so I get occasional messages like these. The second guy's set is after I told him I was male.

Strategy is very simple. Ask everyone who even remotely resembles a girl to suck your dick. Sometimes between now and the heat death of the universe one of them will say yes.

 

[MaestroMike]

use that faceapp to make u look like a girl and see how much attention u get

 

[Foamy]

I wore a pastel colored shirt once and that's close enough.

 

[TindalosPup]

Yeah, a dick pic straight out the gate can be a jarring experience to those unfamiliar

When I used to get them I'd swerve those guys super hard and say "Mine's bigger" (despite not having one) and disappear

 

[MetalAlien]

On the first day of the internet, right after hello, the first dick pic was drawn with ASCII and sent.

 

[Mistake]

use that faceapp to make u look like a girl and see how much attention u get

thanks to modern innovation, you too, can thot for money.

 

[plushyp]

Yeah, a dick pic straight out the gate can be a jarring experience to those unfamiliar

When I used to get them I'd swerve those guys super hard and say "Mine's bigger" (despite not having one) and disappear