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[ToyMachine228]

Believe it or not, I have never drank alcohol in my life. My father was an alcohol, which made a major impact on me early in my life, as to what alcohol can do to a person. So I stay away from it.

 

[Groder Mullet]

Believe it or not, I have never drank alcohol in my life. My father was an alcohol, which made a major impact on me early in my life, as to what alcohol can do to a person. So I stay away from it.

Your father was an alcohol? Which one?

And I don't have a drinking problem. I have a drinking solution.

 

[Brian Fellows]

I love it when people want a fucking cookie for not drinking. The only thing worse is when they give themselves shitty name like straight edge and listen to crappy punk music.

 

[Koopa]

I love it when people want a fucking cookie for not drinking. The only thing worse is when they give themselves shitty name like straight edge and listen to crappy punk music.

Haha no shit, I became a heavy drinker after my parents died, 12 pack and a bottle of vodka everynight threw college. I got really thin and my brother stepped in and helped me threw it. It sucks man but Ive moved on to become addicted to other things, weed and pussy mostly. Wife couldnt be happier. Im like a walking erection thats always mellow. I still like to drink the hard stuff. JD, Tang, Goose, Henny are the usuals, she keeps me in line tho.

 

[kablooey]

I drink about once every other week or so. I don't overdo it, but thankfully because I'm so light, and because I don't drink that often, my tolerance is pretty low. So it doesn't take much for me to get a nice buzz going. Definitely not a problem for me...yet.

 

[Forgotten_Taco]

Because I suspect many of you do Who here has a inkling that they may have a drinking problem they have either admitted to themselves or are in denial?

Come clean.

I suspect you can go to hell!

 

[Comfort_Eagle]

I quite enjoy my drinking habits, thank you.

 

[Socreges]

I have a temporary drinking problem. I mean, tonight I deliberately avoided alcohol because I've been boozing so heavily recently. I've been drunk for the past four consecutive nights and hung over for the past four consecutive afternoons.

I suppose that's what happens on vacation. It's been an awesome time. Lots more drinking ahead, I'm sure.

 

[JoshuaJSlone]

I've always just figured that any sort of recreational drug is like cheating one's way to the fun... and an expensive and unhealthy one. I spend enough on useless gadgets like DK bongos and am unhealthy enough from being a lazy fatass, so I'm well covered in those departments.

 

[Deleted member 1235]

I've always just figured that any sort of recreational drug is like cheating one's way to the fun... and an expensive and unhealthy one. I spend enough on useless gadgets like DK bongos and am unhealthy enough from being a lazy fatass, so I'm well covered in those departments.

nah, booze, like dk bongos is just a tool that aids fun.

alcohol ain't that bad for you. 1 glass of red wine per day will extend your lifetime.

 

[iapetus]

asdbolutely not -i cvn drink jusst fine

 

[Triumph]

*raises hand*

Present!

 

[gblues]

I have an Airplane!-esque drinking problem--that is, I inexplicably end up wearing them. Starbucks drinks are the worst. I swear to God they use lids that are designed to splash in your face with the slightest jostling.

And to the dude drinking a gallon of water daily.. had yourself checked for diabetes recently?

Nathan

 

[Brian Fellows]

**EDIT** Damn I should have read the post before mine. I suck!


You wanna see someone with a drinking problem?!?!?

That poor fella on the far right had the worst drinking problem ever.

 

[Neo_ZX]

I don't know if this would be considered a problem but on weekends I blow way too much on booze when I'm out. I'm probably a lightweight by some standards but a minimum of ten drinks in the night gets pretty costly. That and the fact that binge weekend drinking probably isn't good for the body which is actually much more worrying.

Luckily I have never experienced blank out nights or hangover mornings.

 

[Wraith]

Isn't Lemurnator like 15? This is like a virgin saying sex is the devil.

 

[DarthWoo]

**EDIT** Damn I should have read the post before mine. I suck!


You wanna see someone with a drinking problem?!?!?

That poor fella on the far right had the worst drinking problem ever.

Hah, I was looking all over Google Images for an applicable image the first time I saw this thread, but I could not find one, and sadly I do not own the Airplane DVD. I'm surprised it took this long for someone else to post anything close.

 

[GhaleonEB]

I don't drink, and never have. Best way to avoid a problem.

And I'm glad some one posted the Airplane! reference.

 

[Brannon]

And to the dude drinking a gallon of water daily.. had yourself checked for diabetes recently?

Recently for the last few months I've had to do a lot of work in hot, humid areas that just sweat me to the bone. Plus the exercising every other day means that the gallon gets used to full effect. On the plus side I've never felt better and feel light on my feet.

Then you have to factor in those that can drink 2-3 of those 64oz MegaGuzzlers of soda from your local convenience store and a gallon of water suddenly seems a lot tamer.

 

[miyuru]

Isn't Lemurnator like 15? This is like a virgin saying sex is the devil.

:lol yeah I'm confused as to why she bothered starting this thread, or even bothered giving me "advice", like I give a shit

 

[Bowflex]

you put your life as well as other's lives in danger the second you get into a car.


anyone who drives is a fucking selfish prick.

 

[cubanb]

you put your life as well as other's lives in danger the second you get into a car.


anyone who drives is a fucking selfish prick.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Alyssa Hu$tle]

No comment.




*pops another painkiller for the hangover*

 

[Blackace]

*thinks about the night me and Blackace demolished over 2 litres of whiskey and we were still considering whether to go get some more*

yup, i'd say i'm pretty much an alcoholic!

I am an Oxymoron at this point, which means I am a Functional Alcoholic... once I get to the next stage of not being able to function I might consider it a problem

 

[OpinionatedCyborg]

you put your life as well as other's lives in danger the second you get into a car.


anyone who drives is a fucking selfish prick.

Get off your high horse. We all know the only reason you don't drink and drive is because you're afraid of spilling your drink if you hit a bump lololoz.

 

[Lemurnator]

:lol yeah I'm confused as to why she bothered starting this thread, or even bothered giving me "advice", like I give a shit

You was a link to gayfuel.

I was commenting on your fondness for what the general public seems to label as girly drinks.

 

[DarienA]

My glass finds my mouth no problem thank you...