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[Stouffers]

.. that another human being is able to get aroused by your fat sack of shit body?

It completely blows me away. About once a week, I experience the amazement equivalent of playing Mario 64 for the first time at the Blockbuster kiosk while on lunch break from working the nugget tray at the McDonald's next-door.

Even after over 20 years, it still takes me by surprise.

 

[Dark Star]

playing Mario 64 for the first time at the Blockbuster kiosk while on lunch break from working the nugget tray at the McDonald's next-door.

 

[bender]

(It's not an amazing.gif, it's who she's thinking of when you are plowing her)

 

[Cunth]

I'm cumming right now

 

[DunDunDunpachi]

About once a week?

You need to pump up your T-levels with BCAA, creatine, and cut the soy out of the diet, BETA!! Otherwise might as well MGTOW your ass outta there with a fulton balloon and prepare to see your kids "about once a week".

 

[TaySan]

Speak for your self, but I have a skinny body and I'm sure it is considered attractive to somebody.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

 

[bender]

Speak for your self, but I have a skinny body and I'm sure it is considered attractive to somebody.

 

[Aggressive Carrot]

Here's a random unrelated gif of some dude that looks like a weird penis/worm hybrid to commemorate you getting some.

 

[lock2k]

My brain hurts

 

[888]

No. I have a great beard. That's all you need.

 

[diffusionx]

My BMI is 21.5, who you calling fat

 

[Amory]

Eh

 

[brap]

I'm not fat.

 

[Stouffers]

I'm not fat.

I bet you smell like shit, though. There's some people you just know.

 

[jshackles]

 

[kingbean]

No one has ever called me attractive.

Other than a stripper that wanted my money.

 

[Stouffers]

No one has ever called me attractive.

Other than a stripper that wanted my money.

Hey man, she wanted money that YOU touched.

 

[Prison Mike]

Speak for your self, but I have a skinny body and I'm sure it is considered attractive to somebody.

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

I have a thin sack of shit body that no one's able to get aroused by.

 

[petercohen090]

I find indian clothing very amazing and unique because it has many patterns and designs. It is famous in every corner of the world and in high demand on online stores.

 

[SpartanN92]

I'd fuck me

 

[Goro Majima]

Yeah I'm always surprised when my wife jumps me

 

[ExpandKong]

Women find dudes with jobs sexy.

 

[teezzy]

As long as you're not some butt ugly martian, confidence is 90% of the battle. Having a job helps too.

Lift weights, eat right, take care of your brain and skin. Get some skills

 

[GAMETA]

I think my wife has low standards

 

[GymWolf]

When i was obese i had to be the funnier guy to get laid with mediocre women, thank god for the iron god.

So i guess, no, nobody of a certain level loved my fatty ass back in the days.

 

[ExpandKong]

I think my wife has low standards

I lucked out because my wife's ex husband set the bar reaaaaal fucking low in pretty much every regard.

 

[King of Foxes]

Ok boys, go into the bathroom take your pants off and point your hairy ass at the mirror. Somewhere out there is a gay man, probably a bear, who would be so happy to eat your ass every day.

Isnt the universe amazing

 

[ExpandKong]

Ok boys, go into the bathroom take your pants off and point your hairy ass at the mirror. Somewhere out there is a gay man, probably a bear, who would be so happy to eat your ass every day.

Isnt the universe amazing

but I'm married

 

[King of Foxes]

but I'm married

Brucie doesn't care

 

[Stouffers]

I think my wife has low standards

I don't pay you to think.