Do you get nude to use the toilet?
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fastford58
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Dude...my shower could not handle the chocolate anacondas that I drop...I can't even
What
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What
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Allforce
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I still have literally no fucking idea how anyone is getting "splash damage" on their shirt from sitting on a toilet and taking a shit. Are you perched on the edge with just your asshole blasting onto the front slope and creating some shit flume that loops through the water, around the back of the bowl, and then up and onto your back? It's mind boggling. I have never once thought "hey I better take this shirt off before I poop, you know, just in case"
Unless this just happens to be GAFs official uniform I just don't get it.
Unless this just happens to be GAFs official uniform I just don't get it.
Metalmurphy
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How the hell would it splash back to your shirt exactly?
How big are the toilets over there?
How big are the toilets over there?
TheHollowNight
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I think the 'craziest hi-jinks' I've ever done when taking a poop is sometimes use my smartphone to browse the web. Pretty sure everyone does that though. Sorry I'm not as exciting as you shower-shitters.
If this is the States we're talking about, I remember the water level in the bowl being a bit disconcerting. It's quite high. No idea how you could splash your shirt regardless though lmao. Just chuck in some toilet paper beforehand mang.
If this is the States we're talking about, I remember the water level in the bowl being a bit disconcerting. It's quite high. No idea how you could splash your shirt regardless though lmao. Just chuck in some toilet paper beforehand mang.
~Devil Trigger~
In favor of setting Muslim women on fire
taking a shit naked is far more comfortable
butt I cant do that all the time :/, not anywhere outside my home, just cant take the risk lol.
butt I cant do that all the time :/, not anywhere outside my home, just cant take the risk lol.
blame space
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I get nude to take a piss bro.
Red Liquorice
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If I feel like it's going to be a sphincter ripper I take off my pants so I can spread wider.
dragonflys545
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All the time, but only at home.
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Deleted member 325805
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See, this guy has used a toilet before, he gets it.
When I encounter splash back, I have to take a shower because of my ocd. It's kinda annoying, but I can't help but feel "dirty" if the toilet water touches me.
I always put some sheets on paper in the toilet to prevent it, but every now and then a surprise poo manages to avoid it.
I always put some sheets on paper in the toilet to prevent it, but every now and then a surprise poo manages to avoid it.
Winterblink
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LOL, FridayGAF is the best GAF.
Liferebooted
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If you have to get nude to keep your clothing clean when using the bathroom you should just relearn how to use the bathroom in the first place.
Fenderputty
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I do sometimes, but it has to do with me liking the sensation of nudity more than some weird fear of splash-back.
I look like a fool right now in my office snickering to some of this shit. Shit jokes own me. Some of the gif responses ... damn.
FrankCaron
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Not regularly, but...
There was this one day at work where I just didn't feel well. My stomach was bothering me, I hadn't slept well, my head hurt, etc. I had to drop a deuce and when I sat down in the stall I felt like I might throw up, too. So I took off all of my clothes. And it felt liberating and awesome.
There was this one day at work where I just didn't feel well. My stomach was bothering me, I hadn't slept well, my head hurt, etc. I had to drop a deuce and when I sat down in the stall I felt like I might throw up, too. So I took off all of my clothes. And it felt liberating and awesome.
Pull the shirt up and hold it against your body with your upper arms.
Freshmaker
I am Korean.
How baggy are your clothes?
User Name Here
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Of course I do.
Yeah, I think everyone pulls their shirt up somewhat. OP is afraid its going to take a dip somehow.
Speaking about shitting in the shower:
Yesterday I had to do a Colonoscopy since I have Chron's disease (Just to check if the treatment is working) but before the exam, you have to fast and drink a goddamn awful laxative to make you shit your innards until you shit pure clean liquid.
Since I kept firing diarrhea in the toilet and my hemorhoids wanted to jump out, I decided to go shit in the bathtub with hot water on my back and ass.
It's fantastic, sure it helped since it was liquid shit and it just went down the drain, sure it smelled bad, but god, the Asians do know how to shit correctly.
Yesterday I had to do a Colonoscopy since I have Chron's disease (Just to check if the treatment is working) but before the exam, you have to fast and drink a goddamn awful laxative to make you shit your innards until you shit pure clean liquid.
Since I kept firing diarrhea in the toilet and my hemorhoids wanted to jump out, I decided to go shit in the bathtub with hot water on my back and ass.
It's fantastic, sure it helped since it was liquid shit and it just went down the drain, sure it smelled bad, but god, the Asians do know how to shit correctly.
I don't. My shirts fit me properly.
I hope you scrubbed your tub.
It's more of a comfort thing. Feels weird not to.
I felt like the Chernobyl Waste cleaning crew afterwards
Muppet of a Man
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Should have been the first response.
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