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[User 100115]

What is it with Gaf and shower shitting? It comes up in every single toilet related thread.

 

[F0rneus]

What, you fucking weirdos still poop? Get with modern times barbarians, jeez. I haven't pooped in 15 years.

 

[inm8num2]

I don't. My shirts fit me properly.

Your shirts only come down to your belly button?

 

[SwiftDeath]

No i have taken off my pants before if I felt like being more comfy but not from fear of toilet water

 

[3N16MA]

Your shirts only come down to your belly button?

Shirts will ride up when sitting especially a well fitted t-shirt. However I still feel more comfortable having it further away from my ass when doing my business.

 

[JBourne]

It's more of a comfort thing. Feels weird not to.

Thinking about it, I probably have to lift my work shirt a bit when I take the throne while wearing it. Not my regular clothes, though.

I can't even imagine having to get naked everytime I pooped. How long does it take you guys to shit? Unless I'm sufferimg from a special circumstance like Thai food or a virus, pooping is usually a pretty quick event for me. Definitely not worth taking all of my clothes off for.

I really want someone to explain how they could manage to splash water on their shirt.

 

[eso76]

No, but the feeling of freedom is great.
I just roll my shirt up a bit if its a very long one, but that's it.
It's really not too hard to have your shirt NOT hang inside the bowl.
1.5 y/o daughter manages when sitting on the potty...


And pooping in the shower / tub, huh. Wtf is wrong with you guys

 

[gutter_trash]

I poop at home in the morning before showering so I don't have to worry much about pooping in public

it's really rare that I poop in public outside of my home morning poop.

 

[madmook]

Speaking about shitting in the shower:

Yesterday I had to do a Colonoscopy since I have Chron's disease (Just to check if the treatment is working) but before the exam, you have to fast and drink a goddamn awful laxative to make you shit your innards until you shit pure clean liquid.
Since I kept firing diarrhea in the toilet and my hemorhoids wanted to jump out, I decided to go shit in the bathtub with hot water on my back and ass.
It's fantastic, sure it helped since it was liquid shit and it just went down the drain, sure it smelled bad, but god, the Asians do know how to shit correctly.

 

[Malvolio]

I don't get nude to use the toilet, but I drop my daily deuce right before my morning shower so I'm nude for that already.

 

[Astral]

I take off my shoes because of the heat that I feel on my feet when I push.

 

[peteykirch]

Nopenopenope

 

[scarlet]

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[Syf]

Here.. doing y'all a favor:

 

[Retro]

Fully nude? Not unless I'm about to jump in the shower or something immediately after. I can understand going shirtless if you're wearing something kinda long and you don't want it to hang down onto the seat, but buck naked? No.

Also;

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[PhoenixDark]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[Dorimukyasuto]

Are you fucking Costanza

that damn 3D art!

 

[Izayoi]

What the fuck is wrong with you people.

;_;

 

[Daingurse]

Only when I have simultaneous cramping/diarrhea/vomiting. Have a very sensitive stomach, and sometimes I eat too much garbage when I have the munchies, and pay for it dearly in the bathroom. Nothing like sweating bullets naked on a toilet, while feeling like complete shit at 3:00 am in the morning.

 

[James Woods]

Shitting in the shower. I've known mental patients with more decorum.

EDIT: Very recently I had an incident. I was...hasty in hopping into the shower after taking a dump. Needless to say I was fighting back real tears from the result. The sight and smell made me feel utter shame in a way I don't often feel. I can't fathom how someone can actually choose to do something so completely disgusting.

 

[HomerSimpson-Man]

From pulling a Costanza to somehow dropping a big donkey load in the shower, this thread in gif form:

I'm stuck between laughing my ass off and gagging at the same time.

 

[Smokey]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

i cant say what i want to say so ill say what the fuck is wrong with you :x

 

[RK9039]

I only go in with socks.

During winter I usually wear my woolly hat though.

 

[Darkmakaimura]

I still have yet to see an answer here how people are getting splash damage on their shirt when your legs and ass are covering the toilet. I mean, I'll roll up my shirt a bit so it won't touch the outer rim of the toilet but never once can I remember splashing my shirt when taking a shit.

And even if so, you're gonna get splash damage on your skin which means hopefully you're taking a shower right after.

Unless of course OP is not in the States and is using some type of toilet or sitting in a position I'm not aware of.

 

[bionic77]

i cant say what i want to say so ill say what the fuck is wrong with you :x

I am ok with NSA spying if the shower shitters get shipped to Gitmo.

 

[Quake1028]

I mostly poop in the morning before my shower so yeah, I do most of the time.

 

[NobleGreenBeast]

Yeah sometimes. I like to take my pants off so my legs can be free.

 

[Nameless]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[BigJonsson]

Costanza?

Beaten like a Vandelay

 

[tim.mbp]

I still have yet to see an answer here how people are getting splash damage on their shirt when your legs and ass are covering the toilet. I mean, I'll roll up my shirt a bit so it won't touch the outer rim of the toilet but never once can I remember splashing my shirt when taking a shit.

Large toilet, little person.

 

[deadlast]

I don't wear pants when I poop, I take them off completely. I do keep my shirt on of course, the back of a toilet is cold.

I came here to post this. The only time I have pants on is in public restroom.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

What the hell, no?

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

Holy Mohammed, Buddha, and Christ!

 

[Wazzy]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

 

[CrocMother]

Had kind of a weird realization that I've never pooped upright

 

[RK9039]

Had kind of a weird realization that I've never pooped upright

That's because intelligent people don't poop upright. Intelligent people lean forward and reflect on life.

What do you think he was really doing? Plus he went in naked as well just like all the other clever people.

 

[zomaha]

i feel uncomfortable if i'm pooping naked, idk why. even just having a pair of boxers to put down seems to make it better

 

[Extra Sauce]

Nah man, I poop with laser accuracy and perfect velocity control.

 

[RK9039]

Nah man, I poop with laser accuracy and perfect velocity control.

You must have leveled up your dexterity quite high huh?

I'm more of a stamina guy, I can go for long periods of time like five 5 minute championship rounds,

Spoiler

constipation

.

 

[MrToughPants]

I remove my shirt at home. Been doing it my entire life.

This.

 

[tirminyl]

Never in my life have I heard of people shitting in the shower and mashing it with their toes down the drain JUST so they don't have to "waste" tp. The fuck!?

 

[Extra Sauce]

You must have leveled up your dexterity quite high huh?

I'm more of a stamina guy, I can go for long periods of time like five 5 minute championship rounds,

Spoiler

constipation

.

Shoulda rolled Diarrhea Knight.

 

[RK9039]

Shoulda rolled Diarrhea Knight.

I heard it's too overpowered.

 

[Coins]

You can find cam footage of a guy that drops his pants to his feet at various urinals at baseball games. The other dudes reactions are priceless.

 

[Mariolee]

Well I don't crap with my pants on if that's what you're asking.

 

[AstroZombie]

Fuck pants. I make sammiches naked.

 

[karasu]

yes! i thought I was the only one. I don't want my clothes smelling like poo.

 

[inm8num2]

Everyone in here is wrong as squatting is the proper way to shit. Seriously. I try to do this when I'm at home.

http://wellnessmama.com/7013/a-proper-way-to-poo-squatty-potty-review/
http://medical-diagonosis.wonderhow...king-crap-wrong-is-you-poop-properly-0139696/
http://www.squattypotty.com/Articles.asp?ID=256

The reason is because of the puborectalis muscle.

This muscle acts as a sling for your rectum and maintains continence. When we sit down on the toilet, the hold on the rectum is loosened, but only partially. In a squatting posture, the hold is completely relaxed, allowing for an easier release of your bowel.

Cue the "OMG so stupid LOL" posts.

 

[piratepwnsninja]

Sometimes.....

If i know im about to have a runny day i nude up and go straight from the toilet to the shower
rather than going through a roll of toilet paper

Also
Has anyone tried having a shit in the shower.....its a liberating experience...the warm water feels nice and when it drops to your feet you look down and watch it dissolve down the plughole will little mess...i can see why women like water births

Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX6LXDpWs

 

[Xyber]

So instead of just putting a little toilet paper in the water before you poop, you guys decide to strip naked to not splash on your clothes.

Naked or not, I do not want my god damn poop water splashing up my ass. Especially if I'm not on my way into the shower.

And I'm not even touching the topic of taking a dump in the shower.
Fuck. That.

 

[PinkCrayon]

How do these people keep coming out of the woodwork? Why the fuck would you ever splash on your shirt? What kind of Newtonian super force do your shits exit your body with? Taking your clothes off just to take a shit is weird and you should feel weird for doing it.