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Do you have a "Love making" Playlist?

Do you have a "Love Making" playlist?

  • No! That's creepy AF

    Votes: 18 62.1%
  • Yes! Every Alpha should have one

    Votes: 9 31.0%
  • No, but I'm now considering it

    Votes: 2 6.9%
  • Yes, but I'm ashamed of it

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    29

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
I've been meaning to make this thread for a number of weeks, but have been put off by the bizarre subject matter.

A while ago I was getting a lift home with a friend from work. He asked me to play one of his Spotify playlists. He had loads, but one really caught my attention:

"Love making".

Before looking at the contents, I jokingly asked if this was a real playlist he played while having sex with this wife. He gave me a odd side glance and confirmed this as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. As if I just asked him if he breathed air. I thought he was messing around, but he was deadly serious. In fact, he actually accused me of being creepy for not having a sex playlist, like normal human sounds without background music were somehow forbidden?

There were honestly hundreds of songs on this list. I can't remember them all, but here is a taster of some of them. Lots of them were what you would expect, but others were so fucking bizarre that I had to rub my eyes in disbelief.

Adorn - Miguel
Dead Ringer for Love - Meat Loaf
Rocket Man - Elton John
Duel of Fates - John Williams

From the Heart - Another Level
Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden
Te Amo - Rihanna
Some Beethoven piece, I think it was The Symphony No. 9
Perfect - Ed Sheeran
Gravel Pit - Wu-Tang Clan

I could probably think of some more, but you get the idea. I did question the complete random choice of music. He told me that it's a collection of music that they both love and they'll match the rhythm to whatever song is playing, so slow for Te Amo, but hard and fast for Duel of Fates.

This is really strange, right? I can't be the only one without a sex playlist? Even if loads of people do, I refuse to believe it's that random.
 
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Trogdor1123

Member
No, but I’m consider it now. I’m thinking all abba, all the time. I’ll consider some additions but only those that start with “a” and end with “bba “.
 

Muffdraul

Member
The only time I played music was when I was 16/17, sneaking my first gf in through my bedroom window. I'd put on a record just to cover up whatever noises we happened to make and prevent alerting my my parents sleeping down the hall. They were used to me listening to records or playing guitar into the wee hours. I do remember the record I usually put on was side 2 of I Don't Want to Grow Up by the Descendents, with the turntable set to repeat. To this day when I hear those songs I feel a little frisky.
 

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Yes, Christian music.

Seriously? Like, do you get down to it with Orthodox chants, early modern hymns or more gospel, US stuff?

Whatever floats your boat, but I'm not sure I'd be able to get down to All Creatures and Small and Abide with Me.
 

kanjobazooie

Mouse Ball Fetishist
Seriously? Like, do you get down to it with Orthodox chants, early modern hymns or more gospel, US stuff?

Whatever floats your boat, but I'm not sure I'd be able to get down to All Creatures and Small and Abide with Me.
Was just joking. 😅
 

Trunx81

Member
Yes and my wife made it 🫣

Edit: Does someone remember that (i think it was Reddit or 4chan) post where a guy said he bursted into his parents bedroom while they were making love, his Game Boy with Kirby’s Pinball Land playing and now he can’t get the pictures out of his head when he hears this music?


Edit 2: Found it
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Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member
Not really a playlist but if the wife’s engine needs some revving there’s a Justin Timberlake album from like ten years ago with that tunnel vision song…also pretty sure the music video for that song is just naked chicks dancing around…usually does the work
 

Aces High

Gold Member
Yes I had one.

Every girl called it "sex playlist".

Every girl liked the fact that I had one.

And every girl said in an amused and ironic tone that it' a bad thing that I have one.
 

Roxkis_ii

Banned
I used to when I was dating. Just some nice stuff to have on in the background to help set the vibe.

I had a friend that would joke about throwing the ghost busters theme song in the middle of his playlist.

My Google music playlist for anyone interested.

Code:
 https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLyZs2wOqh-OKzFPMLH81ntZmtjiqYLmz&si=N5n28GaWxBRYT4hB [code]
 
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