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Do you like reading Matlock's posts?

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I chatted with Matlock a few times and thought he was a decent guy.

But I will say that I always roll my eyes when he claims to have created FHUTA because I'm almost certain that existed beforehand. I mean... come on.
 
Chipopo said:
I remember being indifferent to him for a time, then suffering some massive spike in abhorrance that I considered irrational. Then I heard all these echoes from the members on #GA that he had just gone to college, and I knew there had to be a connection. Leaving the crawlspace in the basement and having the sun bless deadly white skin cells for the first time obviously brings out the worst in certain people.

Well he must be like Superman then. As he continues to soak up the yellow rays from the sun he gets more and more annoying.

I mean he bashes goodcow for the endless amazon or nyc subway topics, but I remember once upon a time when he used to fill us in from college with such dandys as "I just saw a girl that isn't my mom for the first time ever", "Why is there hair on my face?" "Is anyone else's voice changing?" and the doozy "Why is my underwear stained blood red right where I pee?" C'mon Mat, GAF isn't your personal Wonder Years. That stuff is passable in IRC, but not on the forum.
 
"Well he must be like Superman then. As he continues to soak up the yellow rays from the sun he gets more and more annoying."

:lol
 
Diablos said:
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:lol :lol
 
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