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[DAHGAMING]

So Im from Essex, England and I realy belive im the hardest cunt in Essex and 1 of the hardest in England. I know a few solid fuckers from Wales and Scotland so I know im not the hardest in UK.
I just have this feeling no man, woman or child can step to me. Im a bus driver and I see alot of people about and know for sure il crush them.

Do any of you feel pretty fucking almighty like that ?

Also whos the hardest cunt on this forum ?

 

[Stouffers]

You live on a pussyass island. Move to a proper continent loser

 

[Cunth]

Paging OneBigPuss

 

[Richard Packer]

Your people are known for drinking tea with their pinky finger in the air. -Arcadia- would mop the floor with you.

 

[DAHGAMING]

You live on a pussyass island. Move to a proper continent loser

What continent would that be ? I was in the army for 4 years before aswell so been to a few places, Poland I thought would be some nasty cunts but felt i could have anyone there, Canada aswell, some fucking cowboy in Calgary got lips to the floor there.

 

[DESTROYA]

So hard you got banned from Reeeeeee?
You sound about as hard as a 99 year old guy that lost his viagra.

 

[nush]

What continent would that be ? I was in the army for 4 years before aswell so been to a few places, Poland I thought would be some nasty cunts but felt i could have anyone there, Canada aswell, some fucking cowboy in Calgary got lips to the floor there.

 

[triplestation]

steroids are a helluva drug

 

[Stouffers]

What continent would that be ? I was in the army for 4 years before aswell so been to a few places, Poland I thought would be some nasty cunts but felt i could have anyone there, Canada aswell, some fucking cowboy in Calgary got lips to the floor there.

Any continent. You fancy-lads just float around in the North Sea with your powdered wigs and ornamental chamber pots.

 

[Tesseract]

it's not the loud ones you gotta worry about

 

[ManofOne]

I dunno who is the hardest cunt but I can tell you who has the hardest cunt his name starts with no and ends with body

 

[AlteredForms]

Is this suppose to be some sort of joke thread? Because I was slightly convinced at the beginning but started to grow suspicious when you mentioned you were able to crush women and children.

 

[Papa]

I dunno who is the hardest cunt but I can tell you who has the hardest cunt his name starts with no and ends with body

important?

 

[ManofOne]

important?

i don't kiss and tell

 

[OneBigPuss]

Paging OneBigPuss

 

[DAHGAMING]

Is this suppose to be some sort of joke thread? Because I was slightly convinced at the beginning but started to grow suspicious when you mentioned you were able to crush women and children.

Sorry for delay in replying I was just getting into my blanky. Im not about crushing woman and children im no savage but just know I have the power todo so. Im not like some hench muscle cunt or some fleet fisted fighter, just somthing within me like a gift from nature.

 

[ManofOne]

I swear to god I just saw a purple rammstein dildo enter the thread.

 

[AlteredForms]

Sorry for delay in replying I was just getting into my blanky.

Yep this is a joke thread alright. Let’s wrap it up here in 5 people and head on over to the ass thread ASAP!

 

[jshackles]

I'm less of a solid cunt and more of a wet squishy cunt

 

[ManofOne]

I'm less of a solid cunt and more of a wet squishy cunt

Eww get yourself checked out.........might I suggest Apple cider, vinegar and Garlic.

 

[poodaddy]

 

[DESTROYA]

 

[Jtibh]

 

[The Day It Snowed]

OP lets meet and fight.

Meet you halfway in Bristol?

We got a deal you little faggot cunt?

I'LL FUCKING SMASH YOU LAD.

SMASH.

 

[KiNeMz]

You Poms sent your hardest cunts to Australia.

Farkn Straya Muate.

We deal with killer spiders, killer snakes on the regular.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

wtf is a crumpet anyway

 

[DESTROYA]

wtf is a crumpet anyway

Its like the retarded kid brother of the pancake.

 

[Rival]

I u

 

[nush]

Its like the retarded kid brother of the pancake.

that's eaten too many pies.

 

[Threeshotgamer]

 

[highrider]

I’m not the toughest, but I always say you won’t look cool fighting me. Seems to work I am somewhat of a large man so that helps. Being in the military, also incarcerated once, I have actually had to put hands on some fools back in the day.

 

[Catphish]

I'm so bad I should be in detention.

 

[bender]

When I'm out in pubic, this starts playing randomly.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

*you're

Spoiler

Yes I am now a cunt. Fight me.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[Peggies]

*you're

Spoiler

Yes I am now a cunt. Fight me.

Grammar cunt. Me too.

 

[Mexen]

Depends on who's buying me dinner

 

[DAHGAMING]

OP lets meet and fight.

Meet you halfway in Bristol?

We got a deal you little faggot cunt?

I'LL FUCKING SMASH YOU LAD.

SMASH.

Ah a Bristol boy, I remember a troop night out there, went to that fucking Zaza Bazaar all you can eat shit hole, weakkness everywhere it stank of it so much it nearly put me off of my 8th plate of disgusting food.

You seem quite a hard cunt, confidence of Zeus runs through your body and mind, this is great. Now as you know im restricted by lord Boris teir 3 masterclass so a meetup will have to wait. Im not about nasty shit, just a good old tearup but after a friendly drink pr maybe find few other hard cunts to fight.

 

[DAHGAMING]

I’m not the toughest, but I always say you won’t look cool fighting me. Seems to work I am somewhat of a large man so that helps. Being in the military, also incarcerated once, I have actually had to put hands on some fools back in the day.

This is what im on about, you just feel it, your guna give any living thing a tough time, even if there some trained fighter they aint going to 1bomb you. Military aswell, I got slapped up by some big Fijians from the Royal Welsh, dragged round the block, there a next level hardness, hardest cunts on Earth id say. Respect to you.

 

[Cunth]

Couple of real big dicks here. I’ll beat your dicks right off

 

[bitbydeath]

When I'm out in pubic

Time to shave ya cunt

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

Bet the OP is spritzing with a moisturising tonic before he records his TOWIE audition tape as we speak. And I can safely say that as Tier 3 means you can't come to London to rip my head off.

 

[DAHGAMING]

Bet the OP is spritzing with a moisturising tonic before he records his TOWIE audition tape as we speak. And I can safely say that as Tier 3 means you can't come to London to rip my head off.

I hope your clear why we are in tier 3 ? Not because theres a new strain or any of that bullshit, its the simple fact were dirty fuckers, unhygienic stinkers. Fuck TOWIE aswell, im not from that manor, id bang all of them Brentwood mugs out.

 

[and 3 others]

Couple of real big dicks here. I’ll beat your dicks right off

Phrasing buddy.

 

[eot]

 

[INC]

So Im from Essex, England and I realy belive im the hardest cunt in Essex and 1 of the hardest in England. I know a few solid fuckers from Wales and Scotland so I know im not the hardest in UK.
I just have this feeling no man, woman or child can step to me. Im a bus driver and I see alot of people about and know for sure il crush them.

Do any of you feel pretty fucking almighty like that ?

Also whos the hardest cunt on this forum ?

Essex is full of melts

And your post proves it

 

[and 3 others]

OP lets meet and fight.

Meet you halfway in Bristol?

We got a deal you little faggot cunt?

I'LL FUCKING SMASH YOU LAD.

SMASH.

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Ah a Bristol boy, I remember a troop night out there, went to that fucking Zaza Bazaar all you can eat shit hole, weakkness everywhere it stank of it so much it nearly put me off of my 8th plate of disgusting food.

You seem quite a hard cunt, confidence of Zeus runs through your body and mind, this is great. Now as you know im restricted by lord Boris teir 3 masterclass so a meetup will have to wait. Im not about nasty shit, just a good old tearup but after a friendly drink pr maybe find few other hard cunts to fight.

Shut the fuck up you little faggot cunt.

Meet me and I'll show you my fucking Zeus.

When you're picking up your teeth off the floor and popping them in your empty orange juice glass at your local Wetherspoons you'll know what a real hard cunt is then.

I'll live stream your demise on Twitch to my 14 gold tier subs.

So are you a man or a squaddie who sucked too much Taliban cock?

 

[farmerboy]

Hard cunts might be the go over there, but what you really want to be is a mad cunt. And only Aussies are that.

 

[INC]

Hard cunts might be the go over there, but what you really want to be is a mad cunt. And only Aussies are that.

And racist, dont forget that, standard bogan values