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[Kimahri]

You live on a pussyass island. Move to a proper continent loser

Gonna have to agree. Englishmen are pussies, so I guess he is a bit of a cunt then.
Some asshole tried to rob me in Brixton once, asked me for my money. Said I didn't have any. He said something like "don't make me take it off of you", then the tiny little girl I was with yelled "piss off you loser" at him, and he just looked all surprised and then stumbled away.

And he had a knife.

England. No wonder the vikings made such a mess of you. You were easy targets.

 

[BaneIsPain]

Go live in Middlesex

 

[captainraincoat]

You Poms sent your hardest cunts to Australia.

Farkn Straya Muate.

We deal with killer spiders, killer snakes on the regular.

We just need to have the fight on a beach....let the sun do the rest

 

[Stiflers Mom]

That's of no relevance unless you have a huge cock as well.

 

[INC]

We just need to have the fight on a beach....let the sun do the rest

Laying bricks in 40°+ is no joke. Could be worse my brother works up north drilling.....the flys would be enough to make most brits go home

 

[DAHGAMING]

Shut the fuck up you little faggot cunt.

Meet me and I'll show you my fucking Zeus.

When you're picking up your teeth off the floor and popping them in your empty orange juice glass at your local Wetherspoons you'll know what a real hard cunt is then.

I'll live stream your demise on Twitch to my 14 gold tier subs.

So are you a man or a squaddie who sucked too much Taliban cock?

Dm me the details, where you at some sort of Plymouth rider ? I cant wait to stand aloft erect with victory another victory for the Kings Royal Hussars.

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Dm me the details, where you at some sort of Plymouth rider ? I cant wait to stand aloft erect with victory another victory for the Kings Royal Hussars.

Castle Park.

January 2nd.

You in m8? I can feel your little testicles shrinking already.

 

[DAHGAMING]

Castle Park.

January 2nd.

You in m8? I can feel your little testicles shrinking already.

I aint fucking traveling there, im the champ the home fighter you want the belts you come to the manor with your light up maggot, stinking of your lynx Africa you always wear.

 

[MudoSkills]

Shut up you melt.

 

[captainraincoat]

The “ill knock your teeth out cunt” doesn’t work on brits

 

[The Day It Snowed]

I aint fucking traveling there, im the champ the home fighter you want the belts you come to the manor with your light up maggot, stinking of your lynx Africa you always wear.

Look at this little fucking nancy boy.

Probably too busy wanking over pics of the cast from Grange Hill the fucking nonce.

Acts the hard cunt but when a real hard cunt throws down he runs off with his little cock in hand.

Who's a faggot cunt? You're a faggot cunt.

Who's a hard cunt? I'M THE FUCKING HARD CUNT.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

This is like Neogaf's version of SCUM. But who will end up the Daddy?

 

[FunkMiller]

Whenever I think ‘hard as fuck’ I always think of... bus drivers.

I concur that Australians are way fucking harder than Brits... but are still more in touch with their feminine side. Nothing like a mad cunt from Kingswood crying over his puppy that just got fucked up by a carpet python.

 

[MilkyJoe]

So Im from Essex, England and I realy belive im the hardest cunt in Essex and 1 of the hardest in England. I know a few solid fuckers from Wales and Scotland so I know im not the hardest in UK.
I just have this feeling no man, woman or child can step to me. Im a bus driver and I see alot of people about and know for sure il crush them.

Do any of you feel pretty fucking almighty like that ?

Also whos the hardest cunt on this forum ?

You certainly are having the hardest time with spelling, grammar and punctuation.

I'm currently living in Essex, so perhaps you can clear a few things up for me?

1) Why are there so many ugly blokes, grey tracksuits & white trainers, too much hair gel, you know the type, that seem to have a stunning big titted bird on their arm? How?

2) Why can none of you cunts use an indicator when driving?

3) Why is anyone north of the London Road so fucking thick?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

I’m not a solid cunt but I am a clever cunt so would destroy you with words.

 

[FunkMiller]

I’m not a solid cunt but I am a clever cunt so would destroy you with words.

Ah, you’re a cunt who thinks he’s good with words, are you?

Well, I have to disclose - most vociferously - that I find your unprompted braggadocio to be lamentable, ersatz and highly disingenuous.

Ya cunt.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Ah, you’re a cunt who thinks he’s good with words, are you?

Well, I have to disclose - most vociferously - that I find your unprompted braggadocio to be lamentable, ersatz and highly disingenuous.

Ya cunt.

Such verbosity, quite the rantallion.

 

[888]

So Im from Essex, England and I realy belive im the hardest cunt in Essex and 1 of the hardest in England. I know a few solid fuckers from Wales and Scotland so I know im not the hardest in UK.
I just have this feeling no man, woman or child can step to me. Im a bus driver and I see alot of people about and know for sure il crush them.

Do any of you feel pretty fucking almighty like that ?

Also whos the hardest cunt on this forum ?

You sound like you have a glass jaw that could break from all the yapping about how solid you are.

Also

 

[DAHGAMING]

You certainly are having the hardest time with spelling, grammar and punctuation.

I'm currently living in Essex, so perhaps you can clear a few things up for me?

1) Why are there so many ugly blokes, grey tracksuits & white trainers, too much hair gel, you know the type, that seem to have a stunning big titted bird on their arm? How?

2) Why can none of you cunts use an indicator when driving?

3) Why is anyone north of the London Road so fucking thick?

Welcome to Essex, its fucking shit and cant wait to fuck off to Scotland next year.

The reason them scumbags have them slags on arm is as there thick cunts and belive if there mans got a stolen curb chain, sells abit of green and blagged a disabled bus pass then there the bollocks.

I have driven all over as truck driver and now shitty bus driver and i can say the worst driving I have seen is around here, the best is indicating right when leaving a roundabout.

Its not just north of the London rd either, theres many thick fucks here, id pop smoke asap if I was you.

 

[Cunth]

They sure don’t make hard cunts like they used to

 

[Papa]

I’m not the toughest, but I always say you won’t look cool fighting me. Seems to work I am somewhat of a large man so that helps. Being in the military, also incarcerated once, I have actually had to put hands on some fools back in the day.

ok Hellboy

 

[TLZ]

What continent would that be ? I was in the army for 4 years before aswell so been to a few places, Poland I thought would be some nasty cunts but felt i could have anyone there, Canada aswell, some fucking cowboy in Calgary got lips to the floor there.

Go to Afghanistan. They'll love you there.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[DAHGAMING]

There seems alot of hard cunts on here, now im wonderint how hard are we compared to the mob on the Reee ?

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

Ah, you’re a cunt who thinks he’s good with words, are you?

Well, I have to disclose - most vociferously - that I find your unprompted braggadocio to be lamentable, ersatz and highly disingenuous.

Ya cunt.

And I say to you sir, you pompous supercilious ass, that you can take your clever words and shove them right up your shit pipe

Joking okay? We still cool?

 

[highrider]

ok Hellboy

I’m really nothing like him other than a faint physique resemblance lol

 

[EverydayBeast]

Plus the fact the OP is British they might put you in a castle as your people say, m8.

 

[Cockles & Whelks]

I'm reminded of this.

 

[The Day It Snowed]

Welcome to Essex, its fucking shit and cant wait to fuck off to Scotland next year.

The reason them scumbags have them slags on arm is as there thick cunts and belive if there mans got a stolen curb chain, sells abit of green and blagged a disabled bus pass then there the bollocks.

I have driven all over as truck driver and now shitty bus driver and i can say the worst driving I have seen is around here, the best is indicating right when leaving a roundabout.

Its not just north of the London rd either, theres many thick fucks here, id pop smoke asap if I was you.

Going to ignore my last post are you?

Nonce confirmed.

 

[DAHGAMING]

Going to ignore my last post are you?

Nonce confirmed.

I said come to me we fight , no worries .

 

[Foamy]

OP really just looking for a gay hook up.

 

[Prison Mike]

OP really just looking for a gay hook up.

 

[INC]

OP really just looking for a gay hook up.

Well he is from Essex

 

[Foamy]

How I picture OP.

 

[Peggies]

Whenever I see the thread's title, I'm like "my abit of a solid cunt WHAT?".

 

[Hudo]

Are you the Vegeta of Essex?

 

[The Day It Snowed]

I said come to me we fight , no worries .

Go wank over some underage kids you dirty nonce.

I am the hardest cunt confirmed.

 

[jufonuk]

So Im from Essex, England and I realy belive im the hardest cunt in Essex and 1 of the hardest in England. I know a few solid fuckers from Wales and Scotland so I know im not the hardest in UK.
I just have this feeling no man, woman or child can step to me. Im a bus driver and I see alot of people about and know for sure il crush them.

Do any of you feel pretty fucking almighty like that ?

Also whos the hardest cunt on this forum ?

Essex. Bitch I’m from sarf east london almost Kent. Yeah I’ll go isle of Sheppy and shout madness to Southend on sea.

 

[MrS]

Cheeseburger eating fat American bitches calling Englishmen pussies. Have a day off.

 

[INC]

Essex. Bitch I’m from sarf east london almost Kent. Yeah I’ll go isle of Sheppy and shout madness to Southend on sea.

Man I have to sometimes work on Sheppy, full of mutants

 

[Tesseract]

meet me somewhere, gimme a fucking address

 

[jufonuk]

Man I have to sometimes work on Sheppy, full of mutants

Hahah. I’ll go dartford and shout at Essex from the other side “lakeside is crap. Blue water has a primark now “

Double hard bastard

 

[jufonuk]

Dm me the details, where you at some sort of Plymouth rider ? I cant wait to stand aloft erect with victory another victory for the Kings Royal Hussars.

Ohhhh. Yeah I see. Just download Grinder or something. It’s ok we don’t judge here. It’s ok if it gets you hard and it isn’t harming anyone and the other person enjoys it. Then what’s the problem?!?

Look at this little fucking nancy boy.

Probably too busy wanking over pics of the cast from Grange Hill the fucking nonce.

Acts the hard cunt but when a real hard cunt throws down he runs off with his little cock in hand.

Who's a faggot cunt? You're a faggot cunt.

Who's a hard cunt? I'M THE FUCKING HARD CUNT.

Book a hotel make a weekend of it.
You two need to smash each other. Someone film it we sell it for bit coin on Pornhub and make lots of cash.

 

[INC]

How I picture OP.

More like

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

This is literally the gayest thread on GAF and brap isn't even here to enjoy it.

 

[The Day It Snowed]

meet me somewhere, gimme a fucking address

If we met I'd end up with you sucking my cock you big girls blouse.

 

[Tesseract]

If we met I'd end up with you sucking my cock you big girls blouse.

i'd crush your spine with one hand, m8

 

[The Day It Snowed]

i'd crush your spine with one hand, m8

Little girl had her first period and now wants to play with the big boys.

It's on you pink poofta.

 

[cormack12]

I tend to display how solid I am while taking a leak. After I finish I twat it against the urinal to get the last drops out. Then swagger out there like a boss.

 

[Tesseract]

i'd impale you on a spike and eat your flesh