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Do you think your abit of a solid cunt ?
- Thread starter DAHGAMING
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farmerboy
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jufonuk
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MiyazakiHatesKojima
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JIMINUTZ, IS THAT YOU!?
HellforLeather
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I usually don't actually mean lol. But this post made me actually lol
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SLoWMoTIoN
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I'm not from straya so no.
jufonuk
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No. I’m not him. I’m me I’m, Jim.
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The Day It Snowed
Banned
So where is
DAHGAMING
?
I've noticed since us real alpha male hard cunts made our mark he has ran away with his small cock tucked into his asshole.
I believe over the last 24hrs he has been wiping his Wotsits dust off his soy boy chin as he desperately tries to get above 17fps on Cyberpunk on his original Xbox One he was given by his grandma last Christmas.
It's sad to see that even on an internet forum this sad specimen of a soy boy weak cunt can't even keep up an act of being a hard cunt.
EviLore
is this the best your forum really has to offer?
I have made my mark. Time to mod me and ban
DAHGAMING
It's official that I AM the hardest cunt.
DAHGAMING
?I've noticed since us real alpha male hard cunts made our mark he has ran away with his small cock tucked into his asshole.
I believe over the last 24hrs he has been wiping his Wotsits dust off his soy boy chin as he desperately tries to get above 17fps on Cyberpunk on his original Xbox One he was given by his grandma last Christmas.
It's sad to see that even on an internet forum this sad specimen of a soy boy weak cunt can't even keep up an act of being a hard cunt.
EviLore
is this the best your forum really has to offer?I have made my mark. Time to mod me and ban
DAHGAMING
It's official that I AM the hardest cunt.
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
DAHGAMING
Gold Member
So where is
I've noticed since us real alpha male hard cunts made our mark he has ran away with his small cock tucked into his asshole.
I believe over the last 24hrs he has been wiping his Wotsits dust off his soy boy chin as he desperately tries to get above 17fps on Cyberpunk on his original Xbox One he was given by his grandma last Christmas.
It's sad to see that even on an internet forum this sad specimen of a soy boy weak cunt can't even keep up an act of being a hard cunt.
I have made my mark. Time to mod me and ban
It's official that I AM the hardest cunt.
Im busy flexing my aura at work, driving about looking down on the civvy cunts.
I have proven my might, despite staying quiet I am clearly eating away at your mind you can sense the pressure and like a scared puppy you are giving it your best bark. I bet you have been a nightmare for your care worker that last day or so, and out giving it the bigun on your electric scooter donning your best Puma hoodie from sports direct.
Stick yo soy cyberpunk up your arse i aint about that weak shit, only play games with a hench cunt as the main man like Marcus Fenix. You must love it though probably 1 of the mob that play it on low on a 1060 and say it looks the same as ultra.
You have the potential to grow into a solid cunt and im sure you already are in your manor. I hope you are like this in real life as you are on the forum, prove yourself, when your eating your christmas dinner, start smashing cunts up, then report back xx
The Day It Snowed
Banned
Sitting in the local job centre as Janice from the block of flats down the road processes your dole payment isn't work pal.
Even though this shit country was challenged by monkeys in Iraq who used guns from the 70s there's no way a braindead weak soy cunt such as yourself would make it into forces.
The closest you got was playing with an Action Man figure back in 1996 and even then you were gutted when you pulled his trousers down and discovered there was no cock for you to play with.
You're not in my head I just pride myself on being the type of hard cunt who holds people to their words.
You've walked into the bar, talked shit, and now the real men have stood up you're hiding in the girls toilets sniffing the used tampons to try and imagine what a pussy must taste like.
Well the real men are here and waiting.
Come out and prove your worth like a real hard cunt.
Or climb out the loo windows like a weak soy cunt and binge on a pack of 8 Curly Wurlys from the local Spar for 89p.
jufonuk
not tag worthy
Look you two either go at it like men possessed and just fuck. Or stop this.
We will not be drawn into your homo erotic domestic disputes not longer.
This is either a cage fight for the ages. Or something so tender and loving between two men. Either way blood,fists and a lot of body fluids will be involved.
Social distancing be dammed
But seriously you two get on it.
We will not be drawn into your homo erotic domestic disputes not longer.
This is either a cage fight for the ages. Or something so tender and loving between two men. Either way blood,fists and a lot of body fluids will be involved.
Social distancing be dammed
But seriously you two get on it.
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DAHGAMING
Gold Member
Like i said come to me we see.what happens, untill then show us all whos the 1 thats all gob, you must be sat there refreshing like a right mental cunt obsessed with this forum.
The Day It Snowed
Banned
DAHGAMING
Gold Member
I already said im the champ, you come to me, i dont need to challenge, you come here all good i dont travel for no noddle arm.
The Day It Snowed
Banned
Post your address and name the time.
I'll roll up like a hard cunt, call you down from your room at your parent's house and make you cry in front of your slag mum.
Prison Mike
Banned
I think you should both compromise and hunt eact other down first blood style.
jufonuk
not tag worthy
I’m reading both your posts in a ray winstone. Tamer Hassan voice.
It’s very entertaining.
Nick Love should make a movie about you two. Called “the geezers” or some wanky bollocks for the lads. - I would legit stream if it was on Netflix. I don't really wanna pay full price for it, ok maybe in Poundland or something if it was on a cheap blueray, then maybe but not gonna lie I might watch it once or twice total, then donate it to a charity shop or something
Ross Kemp and Danny Dyer will narrate it or something.
It’s very entertaining.
Nick Love should make a movie about you two. Called “the geezers” or some wanky bollocks for the lads. - I would legit stream if it was on Netflix. I don't really wanna pay full price for it, ok maybe in Poundland or something if it was on a cheap blueray, then maybe but not gonna lie I might watch it once or twice total, then donate it to a charity shop or something
Ross Kemp and Danny Dyer will narrate it or something.
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Prison Mike
Banned
Ive been doing the same better than green street thats a fact.
IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Lot of sexual tension between you two.
If both did have the balls to meet eachother, you'd probably fuck like demons rather than have a scrap.
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
Pretty sure this is "their song"
The Pleasure
Member
Isn’t Solid Cunt the name of a V-trigger in Street Fighter 5?
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
So who are you really
The Day It Snowed
?
No average Joe would directly address the site admin and buy Gaf Gold in his first week and a half of joining.
The Day It Snowed
?No average Joe would directly address the site admin and buy Gaf Gold in his first week and a half of joining.
Prison Mike
Banned
Solid cunt is actually a medical issue with aged female porn stars who never cleaned thoroughly.
DAHGAMING
Gold Member
51.5282729, 0.7973181 put that in your shitty map app, 1230 tomorrow.
Its going to be the show of the year, hardest cunt in Essex vs Hardest cunt on Fortnite , i look forward to it, good old scrap then a shit meal deal.
The Day It Snowed
Banned
A hard cunt you fucking soy boy cunt.So who are you really
No average Joe would directly address the site admin and buy Gaf Gold in his first week and a half of joining.
jufonuk
not tag worthy
Wait a minute. Someone start saying hockey is shit etc? Could it be B bishoptl is back ?!?So who are you really
No average Joe would directly address the site admin and buy Gaf Gold in his first week and a half of joining.
The Day It Snowed
Banned
Mate I don't need Google Maps no fucking woman tells me where to go a real hard cunt has a great sense of direction.
I'll just follow the smell of piss and it will lead me right to you.
Prison Mike
Banned
Whos running a book on this?
jufonuk
not tag worthy
we go live to the fight in the ASDA Essex
I'll put on a Monkey,
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Peggies
Gold Member
This is brilliant! All of it. Love that thread!
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
Sure you are. Anyway your shtick is already getting old so unless the mods are in on a joke you'll be gone soon.
The Day It Snowed
Banned
bender
What time is it?
We only jumped to get to the pub first and avoid the queue.
p.s. Fix your teeth.
jufonuk
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jufonuk
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IDKFA
I am Become Bilbo Baggins
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