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Do you wear underwear underneath your swim trunks?

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Lakitu

st5fu
It's more healthy, and my swimming trunks are quite long (and big) and I don't want anyone to see my genitals hanging out from them.
 
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megateto

Member
Brian Fellows said:
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They are like those but with a diffrent design. I'm prolly not supposed to be swimming in them...but I do.
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Dude, that is a "point and laugh" thing.

I'd NEVER wear anything underneath that. How the hell is one of your balls ever going to be visible with that thing??? See through??? Not a chance.

Oh, and I am with Demi on that: Nuddism is the way to go, besides, in Spain we have some really great nuddies beaches.


Free
as a bird

Feel the freedom!!!
 
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human5892

Queen of Denmark
I don't even use swim trunks. If the need arises for me to swim, I just go in with whatever shorts I have on at the time. Yeah, they don't dry fast, but who gives a shit.

Swim trunks have too many flaws.
 
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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
Of course not. In fact, I attach a light to my perpetually erect penis in hopes of attracting mermaids. What, doesn't every guy?
 
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GSG Flash

Nobody ruins my family vacation but me...and maybe the boy!
I can't believe some of you don't mind the soggy underwear. I don't wear underwear under my trunks (try saying that 10x really fast) mainly because of the sogginess when I would come out of the water. A speedo under trunks I could understand more since it's made for swimming (but a speedo has to be the most uncomfortable thing I have ever seen)
 
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ballhog

Member
human5892 said:
I don't even use swim trunks. If the need arises for me to swim, I just go in with whatever shorts I have on at the time. Yeah, they don't dry fast, but who gives a shit.

Swim trunks have too many flaws.
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I'm with this guy, except that I don't wear underwear. I'm not wearing underwear right now.
 
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Meier

Member
megateto said:
Dude, that is a "point and laugh" thing.

I'd NEVER wear anything underneath that. How the hell is one of your balls ever going to be visible with that thing??? See through??? Not a chance.
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You would be doing a lot of laughing in America then considering probably (at the least) 75% of young men wear board shorts. They're done by a tie and typically loose fitting, so it's not that difficult for them to become loose with a particularly strong wave.
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
I've WANTED to wear them under swim shorts (not trunks, as if I'd wear trunks), but never had as if anyone found out I'd look like the biggest loser ever.

The reason is the boner thing some people have said. I've been in a situation (which I've mentioned on GAF before in a completely different topic) where a few of my girlspacefriends decided it'd be really funny to made me hard in a pool. Needless to say, they had no problem. Then most of them left knowing I'd have to get out with a boner obvious if I wanted to go with them, but luckily one took pity on me and stayed until it went away.

However, that took bloody ages. There were kids in that pool! No way in hell could I have got out like that; forget ridicule and humiliation, it's the fear of being accused of being a paedophile that made me stay in there. Ever since then, I've been tempted by the underwear thing.

Of course, that was a couple years ago and I doubt I've been swimming more than twice since then, so it's not the biggest problem.
 
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megateto

Member
Sorry, but the boner explanation doesn't cut it, that is, unless

a) You wear some leather underwear or something strong enough to keep your friend "calmed" if things were to go wrong.

b) You are well below average and your erections can't lift a piece of paper.

There is no way some underwear could prevent that stuff from happening.

Gosh, I can't believe I am actually taking part in this thread :lol :lol

Guess this is the GAF way of life then!!!
 
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jett

D-Member
megateto said:
Sorry, but the boner explanation doesn't cut it, that is, unless

a) You wear some leather underwear or something strong enough to keep your friend "calmed" if things were to go wrong.

b) You are well below average and your erections can't lift a piece of paper.

There is no way some underwear could prevent that stuff from happening.

Gosh, I can't believe I am actually taking part in this thread :lol :lol

Guess this is the GAF way of life then!!!
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yeah, I don't understand how could underwear uh work, either. 'cause it sure doesn't work for me. :p
 
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Mama Smurf

My penis is still intact.
You keep it jammed under the waistband. With normal clothes that's fine as it is, but with swimming shorts, you'd have to pull them up a bit otherwise it'd just be piking out of the top. That'd look stupid, but better than the alternative.

What's there not to get?
 
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akascream

Banned
Mama Smurf said:
You keep it jammed under the waistband. With normal clothes that's fine as it is, but with swimming shorts, you'd have to pull them up a bit otherwise it'd just be piking out of the top. That'd look stupid, but better than the alternative.

What's there not to get?
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How do you deal with the wedgies after mean kids pull on your underwear band?
 
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alejob

Member
But how about something like this
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with the mesh inside? The mesh does a terrible job of keeping things in place.
 
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Meatpuppet

Member
:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

There isn't really much more I can add to that... I mean, underwear under swimwear? WTF?

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol
 
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