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Does anyone actually spend 20-30 seconds washing their hands?
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JareBear: Remastered
Banned
I’ve been trying to be better about it but mostly no, I still give it the rush job
MaestroMike
Gold Member
Yes my hands would always get dry as hel! and would open a lot of cuts since they were so dry. Started using lotion and they're usually fine now. Never fukk around with washing hands.
triplestation
Member
20 seconds is plenty of time to enjoy a twinkie
kingwingin
Member
Only if I get poop on them
and 3 others
Banned
5 seconds max. I hate my grandma.
Grinchy
Banned
Back when I worked in a clean room I did, but not in my personal life. I do wash my hands often, though. And I get that soap lathered up as hell.
What bugs me is people who put soap on their dry hands, then put their hands under a running stream of water and start scraping their palms together. That shit is doing nothing. 80% of the soap just flushed away before you even started the palm fucking.
What bugs me is people who put soap on their dry hands, then put their hands under a running stream of water and start scraping their palms together. That shit is doing nothing. 80% of the soap just flushed away before you even started the palm fucking.
LegendOfKage
Member
Only if I'm going to be eating something with my hands, such as a sandwich. Same goes for preparing any food, so thoroughly before meals.
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JareBear: Remastered
Banned
Is it bad if I use the toilet bowl water but make sure to wash for 30 extra seconds? It cancels out, right?
Karma Jawa
Member
Maybe over a week.
lock2k
Banned
No, never did, never will. lol
Also, it's cold here now, I'll only do it for a long time if I have a water heater.
haxan7
Banned
I get poop on my hands = full surgical scrub down, forearms and all. Re-lather at least once.
GoldenEye Samurai
Member
I have OCD, so I wash them thoroughly and over... And over... And OVER again. It’s annoying and in the colder months, my hands crack, get dried out, and bleed. It sucks ass, I tells ya.
Mr Nash
square pies = communism
That's only for washing your face, doesn't count for hands.
GoldenEye Samurai
Member
It’s good to always use the toilet bowl when there’s shit still in it. Gives you an extra sense of freshness, yo.
Mr Nash
square pies = communism
Just think of all that healthy bacteria. You might as well be rubbing your face in yogurt!
GoldenEye Samurai
Member
I know, right? It kinda tastes like yogurt, too. Warm chocolate yogurt.
Fushitsusha
Banned
30 seconds is nothing.
That's funny, i always thought you genuinely have a dung fetish.
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Taxexemption
Member
Not 30 seconds. Honestly I don't wash my hands at all half the time. I have been confronted about it, next time it happens I'm gonna ask the guy doing the confronting if he wants to throwdown. In a work setting I will wash my hands every time if there is anyone else in the bathroom to see whether or not I did it, but other than that I don't think there is a point.
You are crawling with thousands of germs all the time. Any anti-bacterial stuff you do is only good for a short period of time as far as the question of getting sick goes. If you haven't been performing surgery, your genitals are clean, and you aren't handling your genitals heavily (I can pee without ever directly touching my penis but instead simply manipulating my pants and underwear) then your hands shouldn't smell nor should they have been contaminated more than they are all the time during the peeing process.
You are crawling with thousands of germs all the time. Any anti-bacterial stuff you do is only good for a short period of time as far as the question of getting sick goes. If you haven't been performing surgery, your genitals are clean, and you aren't handling your genitals heavily (I can pee without ever directly touching my penis but instead simply manipulating my pants and underwear) then your hands shouldn't smell nor should they have been contaminated more than they are all the time during the peeing process.
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haxan7
Banned
You probably aren’t the only one
Richard Packer
Gold Member
It depends on where I stuck my hands.
GoldenEye Samurai
Member
Speaking of people with dung fetishes, whatever happened to Elektro_Semen... I mean, Demon?
Punished Miku
Human Rights Subscription Service
Dozens of times a day at work, yes.
That's really the only way soap even works. Otherwise you might as well just skip it.
That's really the only way soap even works. Otherwise you might as well just skip it.
IntentionalPun
Ask me about my wife's perfect butthole
I wash my hands once a week, takes a few minutes.
But they spend most of the time in the freezer next to the feet.
But they spend most of the time in the freezer next to the feet.
Barsinister
Banned
Chocolate or lemon?
pennythoughts
Member
If I'm about to do anything with food or dishes then yes, especially after handling raw chicken. I'm paranoid about my sinks, counters and kitty litter too.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Fuck no.
31 seconds.
31 seconds.
sevoro
Member
I wash them so my hands don't stink, so they don't become sticky, basic hygiene really, so anytime I touch something that changes the texture/feel/nature of my hands.
Also despite your body being host to millions of bacteria, those live in harmony in your normal healthy body. The same can not be said for foreign bacteria, so you should definitely wash after poop, touching animals that aren't your pets, in any lab environment, or the fucking public toilet, that place is a shithole.
Honestly I judge people who don't wash in a public toilet, heck even a one second rinse would alleviate my disgust.
Also despite your body being host to millions of bacteria, those live in harmony in your normal healthy body. The same can not be said for foreign bacteria, so you should definitely wash after poop, touching animals that aren't your pets, in any lab environment, or the fucking public toilet, that place is a shithole.
Honestly I judge people who don't wash in a public toilet, heck even a one second rinse would alleviate my disgust.
Stilton Disco
Member
Yes, but I worked in a lab for 10 years so washing and drying my hands thoroughly is second nature to me at this point.
Bullet Club
Banned
I do. I like washing my hands though.
GoldenEye Samurai
Member
I do too, man. I do too.
GoldenEye Samurai
Member
Well, I definitely deviated away from sex at some point in the natural course of my life, so...
and 3 others
Banned
Born again virgin?
Bullet Club
Banned
We've got a clean hands fetish.