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Don’t want no short short man.

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23


Almost 60% of women on Bumble were willing to consider a man who was 6 feet tall.

That number dropped to almost 30% for men 1 inch below the 6 foot threshold, and below 15% for men 5’8” and shorter.

On the opposite end, men who were 6’5” met the height requirement of nearly 90% of women.


I’m taller than 6’5” but can only attain 90% of women. What are that other 10% looking for?
 

Cohetedor

Member


Almost 60% of women on Bumble were willing to consider a man who was 6 feet tall.

That number dropped to almost 30% for men 1 inch below the 6 foot threshold, and below 15% for men 5’8” and shorter.

On the opposite end, men who were 6’5” met the height requirement of nearly 90% of women.


I’m taller than 6’5” but can only attain 90% of women. What are that other 10% looking for?


Last 10% must be midgets, your poll only goes down to 4'11".
 

Mistake

Member
I'm only 5'9", but I didn't have much issue talking to women on there. The bigger problem was the activists or fatties that thought they stood a chance. There was one girl who flat out said "you're only 5'9"?" and I was like "bitch, you're 5'2", stfu" :messenger_grinning_smiling:
 
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jshackles

Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the capability to make the world's first enhanced store. Steam will be that store. Better than it was before.
Often I'm glad that I got married before dating apps were a thing

But as a 6'3" man, I also can't help but think I'd be drowning in pussy these days
 

MidGenRefresh

*Refreshes biennially
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StueyDuck

Member
Im 5'11, don't mind telling women that and it's never been a issue for me (does seem to be a social media thing, hence why you shouldn't touch dating apps) and I've seen guys my height and even shorter tell women theyre like 6'2 even 6'5 and were never questioned.

My point is that these women that say these things are usually pretty dimwitted, so don't be shocked if they don't actually know how tall 6ft is in a guy, especially when they are like 5'2, like how are they measuring from all the way down there.
 
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HL3.exe

Banned
Guess i'm in the 60% range. I live in a weird county that has the record for tallest people on average. My girlfriend is 6,1.
 
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Quasicat

Member
I read a few months ago that the most desirable man is over 6 feet, under the age of 45, and makes $100k a year. Less than 1% of all men simultaneously meet all three criteria.
I’m wondering what the percentage of men over 6 foot is in relation to this 60% number.
 

IDKFA

I am Become Bilbo Baggins
Women are looking for guys well above the average. Tall guys who are ripped as fuck and earn six figures, and need to have DICK. No pee pee allowed, only 12 inch cylinder of flesh. In reality, those guys are a tiny minority. Men however are not allowed to have such demands

It's like me saying I'll never get with a woman who's above a size 10. Also no flat chests and needs to have ass. I'm not into ironing boards and long back chicks.

What's that? I'm body shaming and being misogynistic? Ah, but it's okay if women do it.
 

Mr Reasonable

Completely Unreasonable
Women always want someone taller than them. I'm surprised this is news, tbh. I'm over 6ft and can easily think of occasions when it's been commented on as being a good thing, it's so common. Though I welcome the compliments, I do think it's interesting to consider how it feels, as has been pointed out here, to be judged on something you have no control over.

There's intense and well documented pressure on women's appearance and though those pressures are definitely increasing for men, I think it's still far worse for women, but I wonder if there's a bit of a double standard going on here. I also wonder if women realise that height is a sensitive area for some men, arguably most men could be sensitive about it if only 15% of men are 6ft or over (according to Google).

Do men get to list the attributes they think are deal breakers on these sites? I suspect that a man who has a similar rule about women's bodies would find it more easy to discern from a photograph what they're looking for. It's probably harder for a woman trying to judge a man's height from a picture that might be him seated at a table, for example. So maybe that's why the option is there?

I wonder if there'd be more talk of what's important being on the inside, etc. If it was the case that 85% of women were to be screened out by a preference set by men. It's probably also interesting to think about how some men feel completely at ease making their judgement of women's bodies known but feel upset when the same is done to them.

Anyway, that's what I think about this. I'm off to hang out in the 15% lounge with hordes of keen women, all wanting to talk about elite controllers and Starfield with nerds like me. To those that aren't allowed in, my condolences.
 
Back when I resorted to dating apps I put my height as 6.1 for a week just to see what would happen and my matches doubled. I used to have a friend that’s lanky as fuck, never kept a job, smoked all the time, was addicted to adderall, but the dude was 6’3” so he had a new girlfriend like every 3 months. I went on a date with a girl who was like 2 inches taller than me and wasn’t all that attractive, but made a Freudian slip about Down-dating, and basically just used me as a free dinner.

If a woman ever complains about men being shallow remind her about her monkey brain subconscious association of “Tall = Safe” that makes no sense but she’ll adhere to without question.
 
Don't let these numbers unsettle you short kings.
Sure, most women want a strong and tall man who can protect them but confidence and humour will always beat those superficial traits.
 

Kenpachii

Member
6,5-6,6 never used a dating app never will. Never had a problem dating however, so maybe that's it.
 
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Halcyon

Member
I'm 6'2 and resemble Ryan Reynolds and I have a medium-large penis. Online dating was easy but I actually grew tired of having to break off women I was sleeping with because they would immediately start to fall in love with me. I realize this sounds ridiculous.
 

Mr Reasonable

Completely Unreasonable
Because I googled to see how many men are over 6ft, my phone suggested searching for "why short men are better in bed" which I think tallies with "why larger women are better in bed"

So, that's interesting too.
 

CGNoire

Member
My point is that these women that say these things are usually pretty dimwitted, so don't be shocked if they don't actually know how tall 6ft is in a guy, especially when they are like 5'2, like how are they measuring from all the way down there.
You know what? I Think you may be on to something here.
 
Height isn't the magical end-all that some may think. I'm slightly above average, and I'd wager my height played a factor in sexual selection, but you'd still have to put in the work if you want to have a healthy relationship. It might get you in the door, but it won't keep you aboard if you are a douche.

That said, as a younger man, it was nice being able to pick up ladies with relatively little effort. Hell, I'm more lucky that I got to where I did in my life with no unwanted pregnancies or STD's.

I think a bigger point of contention in the dating market is why do SO many people across the board have insane expectations and requirements that they themselves can't even attain a quarter of. As a bartender, I hear the stories from so many folks that just blows my mind. I'm very thankful I lucked out and married a good woman before the market got to what it is today. I can't imagine trying to navigate the psychotic minefield that is today's dating.
 
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Hugare

Member
And men usually want smaller women

It is what it is

You may not be the prefference for most women/men, but there's always someone for you out there
 
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