AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
Well now you have to share the commercial. WE need to see this.We acted in a commercial together. I'm a piano teacher but I do act in independent films and musical theatre as well.
Well now you have to share the commercial. WE need to see this.We acted in a commercial together. I'm a piano teacher but I do act in independent films and musical theatre as well.
I am 180.But 176 is standard European height i hearIt‘s only 6 feet because it is a clean round number. 180 cm is the 6 feet of the metric system. So when you are 5‘10 or 5‘11 come to europe.
…people are idiots
Come on, it's clearly Sydney Sweeney...right???“Actress friend” must be code for pornstar. What’s her name, I’ll look up her work, for research purposes of course.
Sweeney doesn't have an enormous bust andCome on, it's clearly Sydney Sweeney...right???
Almost 60% of women on Bumble were willing to consider a man who was 6 feet tall.
That number dropped to almost 30% for men 1 inch below the 6 foot threshold, and below 15% for men 5’8” and shorter.
On the opposite end, men who were 6’5” met the height requirement of nearly 90% of women.
I’m taller than 6’5” but can only attain 90% of women. What are that other 10% looking for?
I feel being tall also comes with the expectation you must have a big dick. It must feel like shit to be tall and have a small dick though, in that case your height even makes your small dick even more noticeable, yikes
I dated her for a bit but she was quite mentally unstable lol. She told me about some dark urge to kill people and I noped out. What a waste though. Pretty and really big tits.
Height in general is also inherent to legs > torso proportions.
Maybe it was just in Minecraft. Ask her husbando!
That image has always made me laugh lol. How she puts her arms up in surprise, she clearly liked itOn the plus side to be bang on average height it's easier to give the ladies a good old standing motorboat.
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You mean now you're 5'7 instead?I am sad that this trend was less prevalent in the 90's when I was a 6'7 20-something and dating apps didn't exist yet.
No just too old for dating apps.You mean now you're 5'7 instead?
No just too old for dating apps.
I sold my soul to the devil to drown in poonSo blessed.
Turn eng subs on.As someone recently divorced (bit over a year), who is legit 5'9, I check just about every other box I have been taught women are looking for in my age range (30 - 45). Online has been awful.
When I was younger (and far less accomplished), I had zero issue meeting women out and about, from friends, etc. But now, at 43, with few of my friends being out much, online is my vector...and it's just depressing, off-putting, and completely counter-productive IMO. I guess 5'9 fucks me and there is nothing I can do about it.
What is really depressing is, if I set a filter for college/grad degree, fit (skip curvy, it's a trap), and having a job somewhere decent...my matches drop to an abysmal low number of women. Don't even get me started at the absolute disgust I am pummeled with as I flip through (and actually read) peoples profiles.
Turn eng subs on.
And watch
Turn eng subs on.
And watch
Especially when you can actually do something about your weight most of the time but not your height. It's pretty weird.Ever wonder why these apps have a height filter/field, but not a weight one?
I match 2 of these; but I am 5'11. I'm not bad looking either (should lose some weight and get more in shape, WIP. Software Engineer working from home)I read a few months ago that the most desirable man is over 6 feet, under the age of 45, and makes $100k a year. Less than 1% of all men simultaneously meet all three criteria.
I’m wondering what the percentage of men over 6 foot is in relation to this 60% number.
I've had (not bragging just saying) heard I have a perfect/awesome/delicious dick from many woman and yes, I still think it's to "small." Maybe because I'm an extreme grower? And certainly insecurity in general I reckon.
We should start using our combined body height + dick height on profiles, I would be over 1000 inches tall
At least ya hit and thats what counts.One of my hot actress friend with big tits got to know her husband on tinder. Her husband looks like shit but he's some finance guy who rakes in big bucks. Before this guy, she was dating lawyers and other guys in the finance industry all through dating apps.
I dated her for a bit but she was quite mentally unstable lol. She told me about some dark urge to kill people and I noped out. What a waste though. Pretty and really big tits.
Women are looking for guys well above the average. Tall guys who are ripped as fuck and earn six figures, and need to have DICK. No pee pee allowed, only 12 inch cylinder of flesh. In reality, those guys are a tiny minority. Men however are not allowed to have such demands
It's like me saying I'll never get with a woman who's above a size 10. Also no flat chests and needs to have ass. I'm not into ironing boards and long back chicks.
What's that? I'm body shaming and being misogynistic? Ah, but it's okay if women do it.
Feel you chief.Can confirm
I keep farming empathy reactions with that post but I'm 6'3Feel you chief.
Having to put 5’4” in the height box of dating apps almost feels like asking for pity swipes,![]()
Haha, I actually didn’t notice who I was quoting there, replied blindly.I keep farming empathy reactions with that post but I'm 6'3![]()
Going to have to prove it now.I keep farming empathy reactions with that post but I'm 6'3![]()