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snaildog

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Ok./


Yews i am drunk i admit it.

But please dont lock my to-ci again. The topppics here latelt have been boring as crap but this oen isnt.
I am drunk. I waatchh Coronation St it is the best program. I know you fuckers locked my last drunk thread for no reaaason. I am asking now: what is the problem with them? they are the best. I get girls, i am ebtter than cubsfan. ask me and ill give you acvice ok.. Especaillay boggie and diable who get nothing hehehehehehehe games? i like zelda, mario, gta. those are the 3 series i like most. zelda espeicalalalalyt. i am loooking forard to matura. now this is a good thread, dont lock it mike wors. or anytone else. bishhhhp, i waaas drimnking with blaack gusy they are cool,.
 
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human5892

Queen of Denmark
attentionwhore.jpg
 
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duderon

rollin' in the gutter
That actually read exaclty how a person drunk off their ass would sound talking.

Snaildog +1







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Dilbert

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If you didn't bring enough booze to share with everyone in the class...


















...but I'm gonna leave this open for a while just because it's funny, and I want to hear more about drinking with black people!
 
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psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
You know when someone is drunk when they think Coronation street is the best program.....Ive actually never watched such bullcrap in my life.
 
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snaildog

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lol by black people i mean maori peopppe. they are the blacks of new zealnd.





ok. did you fuckers klmnow, rungo star ist he best bealte! obtopuses garden is the only dong he wrote but it is also the best song. id like to bne under the sea hehehehe
 
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human5892

Queen of Denmark
All right, now I believe you're drunk.

For that is the only way anyone would ever call Ringo the best Beatle.
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
evil solrac v3.0 said:
i'll hate as much as i want thankyouverymuch. and i dont need alcohol to have terrible grammar and sentence structure. i can do that on my own.
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:lol


these threads are entertaining, but unrealistic. i mean, in the few cases that i post here drunk, no one can ever tell. because i make sure to double and triple check all my typing to make sure it looks normal, no matter how long that takes me. why? so i don't look like this =p
 
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human5892

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Eminem said:
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these threads are entertaining, but unrealistic. i mean, in the few cases that i post here drunk, no one can ever tell. because i make sure to double and triple check all my typing to make sure it looks normal, no matter how long that takes me. why? so i don't look like this =p
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That's actually an acting tip (which I think I heard from a link to somewhere from the GAF a while ago, proving that all things on the Internet originate from here) -- a novice actor, when asked to be drunk, will stumble around exaggeratedly and extravagantly slur his speech, while the experienced actor will act very careful and studious in his movements.
 
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snaildog

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loooook fuckers i check my grammer but it looks funnnnyy so i lave it lol Ringop hes not the best beatles i retrack that but hes laright, cocupts graaden is a good sone. my faovoute.? look guys im as heterosexual as they come but paul mccartney makes me all giggly i have a ppposter of him aobove my bed hehe



and my black brolthers unite~!!!! i cam secomnd in th4 drinnking commmp, by black bro anthony won so i have nothig but repsect i turned 20 last weeeek! :)
 
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Dujour

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I've been waiting to say this for a while, but...
Gawd, I love you evil solrac, but I know we can't be together because your evil ways and mine would negate eachother out. But now that you know, I'd rather die and be a ghost at your side than be one with the universe.
 
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psycho_snake

I went to WAGs boutique and all I got was a sniff
I believe he's drunk, he said that Coronation street is the best program.

When I'm drunk, I'm either on the sidepath with people dragging me back home or head down the loo puking all night.
 
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pjberri

Crotchety Old Man
Oh god, he's from New Zealand too, and he posted that at 8.45 AM. If you guys find out where he lives, I swear, I'll kill him.

And GamerDiva is awesome. :lol
 
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Boogie

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snaildog said:
. I get girls, i am ebtter than cubsfan. ask me and ill give you acvice ok.. Especaillay boggie and diable who get nothing hehehehehehehe games?
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Cocky & Funny & Drunk?
 
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mattiewheels

And then the LORD David Bowie saith to his Son, Jonny Depp: 'Go, and spread my image amongst the cosmos. For every living thing is in anguish and only the LIGHT shall give them reprieve.'
GamerDiva said:
Is that the Lemurnators girl that stalks me from topic to topic? :lol :)
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Catfight?
 
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SlickWilly223

Time ta STEP IT UP
When I'm drunk or stoned (Or both) I can generally type pretty well. I'm surprised most people here can't.

I think I made a drunk thread once. I'll have to dig it up to see how well I typed.
 
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evil solrac v3.0

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Serafitia said:
I drowned in my own juices waiting for you. You, you're as slow as a... snail?
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to be honest, the evil villain market has been drying up lately. no money in it. chaos and mayhem on the other hand is booming. *hands sera a card* if you ever want to get into a new line of work or just chat....... i can always use someone capable and not too hard on the eyes to distract guards. but dont call on sunday. THAT'S MY PERSONAL DAY!!!!!
 
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Deleted member 1235

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snaildog said:
lol by black people i mean maori peopppe. they are the blacks of new zealnd.
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bhahaha.

Did you just say Negroes (fuck is that even spelt right?) are cool because you got drunk with some Maoris?

Maoris are brown and you spelt the name of your country wrong. You better be from Auckland. I'm going to go get ass drunk and come back into this thread and spell correctly just to prove you're faking.
 
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XS+

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People who're actually drunk wouldn't be able to come on here and post a semi-coherent message.
 
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Jim Bowie

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XS+ said:
People who're actually drunk wouldn't be able to come on here and post a semi-coherent message.
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On SA somebody posted a story in which they wrote an email in their sleep.

And how hard is it to sort of type out a message whilst intoxicated?
 
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Eminem

goddamit, Griese!
XS+ said:
People who're actually drunk wouldn't be able to come on here and post a semi-coherent message.
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i'm sorry, but you're wrong. there've been times when i came here the next day and saw shit i posted that i have absolutely NO recollection of. Like, entire slews of 5+ posts I simply don't remember typing at all. Happened a few times in past NFL threads. One Raiders SNF game in particular....

Really, it's not that hard.
 
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snaildog

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pjberri said:
Oh god, he's from New Zealand too, and he posted that at 8.45 AM. If you guys find out where he lives, I swear, I'll kill him.

And GamerDiva is awesome. :lol
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We just finished our last night shift and drank in the daylight, it was awesome :D
 
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Socreges

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snaildog said:
ok. did you fuckers klmnow, rungo star ist he best bealte! obtopuses garden is the only dong he wrote but it is also the best song. id like to bne under the sea hehehehe
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:lol
 
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