The WNBA is threatening to strike.
The WNBA........is threatening to strike?! The WNBA.......is threatening.......to strike?!
How does THAT happen? I mean, what are they asking for? More oats and hay?
Before you strike....shouldn't your league...oh, I don't know......HAVE SOME FANS? I mean seriously, if there is no PAID ATTENDANCE, then how do you PAY THE PLAYERS?
OH NO, DON'T GO ON STRIKE! HOW WILL WE EVER MAKE IT THROUGH THE SUMMER WITHOUT THE WNBA? I didn't see enough MISSED LAYUPS and SET SHOTS last year at Clippers' games. And now the WNBA......is going on strike?
I say, PLEASE DO GO ON STRIKE! Please.....go....on.....strike! The worst threat you could make would be to threaten.....TO EXTEND THE SEASON. This is how these negotiations should go:
WNBA Players Association: "We're threatening to go on strike."
David Stern: "Uh, that's fine. We don't have any money to pay you because you don't have any fans."
WNBA Players Association: "Ok then, we'll extend the season. WE'LL PLAY MORE!"
David Stern: "WHOA! EVERYBODY JUST CALM DOWN! Let's not lose our heads here, ladies. Let's just take a deep breath and get ahold of ourselves. How about I contract the Grizzlies and use the savings to invest in a hay and oats farm outside Memphis?"