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[Tritroid]

...and the next time you piss it smells like a dead corpse?

I know I do.

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Wow, a dead corpse? I always thought it smelled like Super Sugar Crisp. Maybe you should drink a different brand!

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

Mine usually smells like Golden Crisp cereal. But that's just me...

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Wow, Forgotten, our post-coffee piss smells the same! High five?

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

Hahahaha, awesome. I knew I wasn't crazy. High five indeed.

 

[Tritroid]

Well I drink Starbucks, so it's not like the smell comes from a cheap brand.

Maybe it's the flavor I'm getting. (White Chocolate Mocha)

 

[Saint Cornelius]

Well I drink Starbucks, so it's not like the smell comes from a cheap brand.

Maybe it's the flavor I'm getting. (White Chocolate Mocha)

I drink Starbucks too, but I just stick with the drip coffee o' the day. Man, White Chocolate Mocha every day? You're makin' mad money, kid!

 

[Escape Goat]

I add a touch of hickory and nutmeg to my mornign glass of water to ensure my piss smells like an old fashioned banana creme pie, fresh from the oven.

 

[DarthWoo]

I don't know about any of that. I've never been able to appreciate the taste of coffee, so I never drink coffee. No matter how much sugar and/or cream I put into it, it just tastes like wretchedness with some sugar and cream mixed in.

 

[Forgotten Ancient]

I generally drink from a local coffee place. The only Starbucks around here are found in places like B&N, and the local shop's coffee is at least on par with what they offer. I usually get a Hazlenut Mocha or the standard house blend. I feel a little weird when I order their "vanilla nut", but that tastes excellent too.

 

[Cimarron]

Well I hate coffee. But anytime I eat tuna and salmon from a can my urine smells like it too. Can I be down?

 

[Ninja Scooter]

when i drink piss my urine tastes like coffee.

 

[dem]

The day you realize that your urine smells like Sugar Crisp is the day that Sugar Crisp is ruined forever...

 

[Smiles and Cries]

hmmm mines always smell like fresh lemonade

 

[radios shipping overview]

Happens to me, too (the puffed-rice thing). Can't figure out why it happens for the life of me...maybe there are similar compounds in coffee and rice after they're subjected to heat and pressure?

 

[AirBrian]

when i drink piss my urine tastes like coffee.

:lol

 

[Dracos]

Eat a bowl of Sugar Smacks and I guarantee your next piss or two will bring fond memories of breakfast. Smacks in, smacks out.

 

[Cool]

I just hate how yellow my urine gets after I drink a lot of coffee. : (

 

[AlphaSnake]

You guys examine the stench of your piss? What a fucked up bunch you are.

 

[Smiles and Cries]

You guys examine the stench of your piss? What a fucked up bunch you are.

well if it smells like lemonade its kinda hard not to notice

Snowcone?

 

[Mercury Fred]

I always thought it smelled like Super Sugar Crisp.

:lol
I've always thought this about my post-coffee piss and thought I was just crazy. Now I know I'M NOT! Thank you St. C.