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[AcridMeat]

I instigated some conjugal butt play with mac.

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Sissy pimp!!!

Wow, I should browse more websites than gaf. I thought a simp was something else. I heard it described as a sort of clueless guy who tries way way too hard to hit on girls that are obviously not interested. Like someone who sort of devalues/underestimates themselves for someone who only gives them negative feedback. Which has always struck me as one of the ultimate insults.

Urban dictionary says its like the typical bravado of expressed independence and autonomy vs. codependent and desperate actuality dichotomy. Somehow that seems better.

I drank five beers and haven't eaten anything yet. Pork is slow cooking, Mac and cheese is getti g there, I 10oz if havarti, 3 oz of goat cheese, and a cheap asiago brick to grate with th bread crumbs I screwed up twice

Pulled&
Pork&
Mac&
Cheese.

 

[Minus_Me]

I knew I should have picked bodybuilding.com instead of gaf. Jtwo that meal sounds like fucking heaven. I just ordered some late night Chinese takeout.

 

[EloquentM]

I hate the word too jtwo. A simp is basically a dude who is the typical white knight and does everything for a girl but gets nothing in return. The target girl usually friend zones him and usually has a love interest or boyfriend who exploits the good doings of the simp.


You can be a good guy but make sure you're not desperate and pathetic about it. If she's not into dont shower her with gifts and such. Don't be overly nice to her because its not worth it. It's a waste of time and you just end up looking stupid.

 

[AcridMeat]

I knew I should have picked bodybuilding.com instead of gaf. Jtwo that meal sounds like fucking heaven. I just ordered some late night Chinese takeout.

Eating chicken chow mein right now, mein.

 

[Minus_Me]

You can be a good guy but make sure you're not desperate and pathetic about it. If she's not into dont shower her with gifts and such. Don't be overly nice to her because its not worth it. It's a waste of time and you just end up looking stupid.

Best advice people can get. Great job Elo!

 

[freenudemacusers]

I instigated some conjugal butt play with mac.

it was my SNIPER NEG that set it off. i give you credit for using a IOI when I applied my CANNED ANCHOR approach. Too bad your LMR was no match for my KINO PUSH-PULL technique. Got my FULL CLOSE by the end of the night. Just a day in the life of an AMOG

 

[Minus_Me]

 

[luckyboyceo]

Simps should just be called suckers honestly.

Also I'm down for some TF2 tonight too, guys.

 

[Riggs]

drunk

 

[ZeroRay]

Eating chicken chow mein right now, mein.

Ate 3 McD angus snack wraps. I have a headache now. Mushroom swiss!

it was my SNIPER NEG that set it off. i give you credit for using a IOI when I applied my CANNED ANCHOR approach. Too bad your LMR was no match for my KINO PUSH-PULL technique. Got my FULL CLOSE by the end of the night. Just a day in the life of an AMOG

I fully peacock by wearing gym shorts and an oversized t-shirt. That combined with my unkepmpt beard demonstrates an "I don't care" attitude, a value, which women desperately seek.

 

[balddemon]

I'm gonna load up dark souls prepare to die edition I think. jtwos incessant playing and speaking of it has encouraged me

 

[Minus_Me]

Looking through my yearbook, ive been so emotional about high school today. No idea why.

 

[freenudemacusers]

zero you got the game on lock

oh and speaking of mac and cheese, I think I'll make some with my leftovers tomorrow:

diced polish kielbasa & sauerkraut
sauteed onions
mornay sauce with sharp cheddar and a bit of parmesan

baked with a drizzle of panko crumbs atop

 

[Wool]

Isn't this pulled pork and mac & cheese?

 

[EloquentM]

I think I'm skipping my insanity for today and I'm just gonna do today's workout tomorrow. Tomorrow was supposed to be a rest day anyways. I'll drink with my e-friends tonight while shouting expletives.

 

[Minus_Me]

Dammit Wool!

 

[freenudemacusers]

godfuckingdamnit

submitting drunk thread ban paperwork asap

 

[balddemon]

lol that picture is huge

well someone invite me to a chat when we're gonna play tf2 or whatever. I hate that game but thats ok.

 

[Riggs]

zero you got the game on lock

oh and speaking of mac and cheese, I think I'll make some with my leftovers tomorrow:

diced polish kielbasa & sauerkraut
sauteed onions
mornay sauce with sharp cheddar and a bit of parmesan

baked with a drizzle of panko crumbs atop

Fucking Gordon Ramsay over here

 

[freenudemacusers]

haha I just said 'mornay sauce' to be an elitist cunt

but srs, polish dogs, kraut, and sauteed onion bits is grown up kraft and hot dogs. it's amazing.

 

[luckyboyceo]

LOL that picture never disappoints.

 

[blame space]

that picture is my home

 

[Minus_Me]

I'm, smoking two cigs at once. This can only end well?

 

[Delio]

On my second bottle. Oh man.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

This Mayweather fight better be good.

 

[kitchenmotors]

On my second bottle. Oh man.

Don't drown in the creeeek.

 

[Delio]

Don't drown in the creeeek.

Alreay nose deep!

 

[Riggs]

Hah macuser <3

 

[freenudemacusers]

<3

I kinda want to drink some wine but i am so sleepy

 

[Minus_Me]

Make some Sangria.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I literally only have this one bottle of wine in my house right now

total failure of a drunk thread poster I know

but now I want a sangria damnit

 

[Wool]

<3

I kinda want to drink some wine but i am so sleepy

Macuser I meant to tell you I saw someone from Great Falls today. They looked a lot like this:

 

[freenudemacusers]

sounds right

speaking of great falls sightings, I saw my first true great falls hipster. he was wearing a tight button-collar shirt with the sleeves rolled up, wayfarers, tight chinos rolled to the ankle, and boat shoes. and most importantly, he looked like he thought everyone else was super lame.

 

[EloquentM]

Moms made sangria this morning but ain't nobody wanna drink that.

 

[Minus_Me]

Champagne Sangria is some next level shit. I know a place that's 5 minutes away from me that serves it but I'm too lazy to go alone.

 

[freenudemacusers]

my favorite concoctions are mimosas. I could drink those all day. And will, come this memorial day weekend.

 

[RobotMafia]

New Amsterdam Gin isn't very good. i'm guessing thats why it was so cheap on sale. Oh well, I will be drunk soon!

I'm going to beat that fuking candy dragon soon I swear.

 

[Minus_Me]

I wake up with mimosas daily.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I wake up with mimosas daily.

I might start doing this.

 

[Riggs]

Richard from the Howard stern show drinks 32 mimosas np.

 

[brianjones]

i'd drink a mimosa if i was getting a mani peti

 

[Minus_Me]

Picked it up when I started seeing my gf. Puts a little spring in your morning.

 

[RobotMafia]

Orange juice gives me heart burn. Fuck mimosas.

 

[Riggs]

sounds right

speaking of great falls sightings, I saw my first true great falls hipster. he was wearing a tight button-collar shirt with the sleeves rolled up, wayfarers, tight chinos rolled to the ankle, and boat shoes. and most importantly, he looked like he thought everyone else was super lame.

When reading this post I read it in Gordon Ramsay's voice. fucking epic mate

 

[Deleted member 22576]

i'd drink a mimosa if i was getting a mani peti

I drank mimosas twice this week and my feet and hands are masculinely untended, thank you very much.

 

[EloquentM]

Omg

 

[brianjones]

yeah but you wear girl clothes

 

[Deleted member 22576]

Yimmy Yayo, elpquentm. Yimmy Yayo.

 

[Princess Carl]

Fuck that I aint no simp. Told how I feel, shit doesn't work out, time to move on. Obviously its more complicated than that but thats what it boils down to in the end.

Shit, sometimes you like havin good reason to drank.